My twitter algo is showing me so much crypto bro meltdown and cope. Deeply healing.

Stop attributing it to stupidity. It's malice. You're stupid for treating them like they have any sincere convictions.

Having a fun night in the ECL draft league #mtg #mtgo #ecl

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Ever heard of the Washington Generals? The Harlem Globetrotters' rivals. They're paid to lose, because they're owned by the same people, and they abide by standard rules and will never interfere with Globetrotters' antics. They've lost 16,000 games. Anyway, hope Chuck Schumer's having a good day.

14 Oct 2025 -- CA Gov Gavin Newsom, still tacking right for 2028, vetoes bill passed by overwhelming majorities which would allow trans ppl to stockpile a year's GAMT in case of new fed restrictions, falsely claiming it would drive up health care costs. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

you're a culpa actually

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

when i eat too much tylenol

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

Hearing even a *reference* to The Monster Mash ANY time of the year is infuriating. The song absolutely sucks and modern civilization shouldn’t even be aware of it. You should not and cannot and MUST NOT defend it. Let the worms of history finally have their feast.

I LOVE YOU AND IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT THAT NOTHING BROKE YOUR FALL. BUILD SOMETHING FOR THE NEXT VISITOR. TAKE THE TIME TO DO IT WELL. WHEN WE DIE WE COME BACK AS OUR OWN VICTIMS. GO EASY ON US. WE LOVE YOU.

It is 1957. I just blue myself.

I would honestly be fine with there be being no heaven if only hell were real for people like this

THEY ARENT SCARED ABOUT THE ELECTORATE THEY ARE SCARED OF LOSING DONORS YOU IDIOTS

Randy Pitchford shut the fuck up challenge: impossible

Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.

When Dostoevsky was tied to that post awaiting the firing squad, he didn’t spend the rest of his life after he was spared at the last minute talking about work I’ll tell you that much

my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru

i made salted dark chocolate espresso bagels

Friend: hey how’ve you been holding up Me:

making a mental illness that currently afflicts you a core part of your identity is unhealthy

Just saw a Qatar Air commercial for the first time on Disney+. Crazy coincidence, surely

This is half my feed on Nextdoor

Me, hitting on a Salvadoran baddie: “So like, is there a MR-13 or…”

idk man, personally, i think we should demonstrate the same values regarding how we talk about appearance, sex, sex work, etc, even when a politician is both terrible and a woman.

I understand that Kilmar Abrego Garcia may have abused his wife but I still don’t believe, given the values enshrined in the constitution and the principles of the rule of law, that he should become Secretary of Defense

Kinds feel like this every time someone mentions the idea of voting Trump or his enablers out

how did they let Grok become a woke socialist king

Grummz just revealed that his mom did porn and is currently directing the stream how to find it

I just found out that the Labrador Peninsula is a real place. I thought the BoJack Horseman people made it up.

every american sees this in their vision after eating a cheeseburger

perfect run in vintage cube 64 player draft #mtg #mtgo

My manifesto would be really long. Not because of philosophical complexity or having lots of important things to say but because of an extremely long list of grievances. “part 12. Third grade. Chip Feehan you were a bully and asshole. You threw a pine cone at me.”