Ian Straka
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I cook, bake, and play silly little games. deep_squid on the internet
My twitter algo is showing me so much crypto bro meltdown and cope. Deeply healing.
about 19 hours ago
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Stop attributing it to stupidity. It's malice. You're stupid for treating them like they have any sincere convictions.
about 19 hours ago
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Having a fun night in the ECL draft league
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3 days ago
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onion person
4 days ago
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Unstable Genius
8 months ago
Ever heard of the Washington Generals? The Harlem Globetrotters' rivals. They're paid to lose, because they're owned by the same people, and they abide by standard rules and will never interfere with Globetrotters' antics. They've lost 16,000 games. Anyway, hope Chuck Schumer's having a good day.
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Assigned Media
4 months ago
14 Oct 2025 -- CA Gov Gavin Newsom, still tacking right for 2028, vetoes bill passed by overwhelming majorities which would allow trans ppl to stockpile a year's GAMT in case of new fed restrictions, falsely claiming it would drive up health care costs.
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Gavin Newsom Vetoes Important HRT Stockpiling Bill For Trans Californians, Signs Other Pro-LGBTQ+ Bills
The bill would have allowed transgender people to maintain a safe supply of medication in the era of government crackdowns on care.
https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/gavin-newsom-vetoes-important-hrt
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John Abernathy
22 days ago
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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you're a culpa actually
about 1 month ago
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Papa Fazuul
about 2 months ago
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d.ly
about 2 months ago
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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slate
about 2 months ago
when i eat too much tylenol
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Holly Green
2 months ago
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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@mtgosalt.bsky.social
3 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
3 months ago
Hearing even a *reference* to The Monster Mash ANY time of the year is infuriating. The song absolutely sucks and modern civilization shouldn’t even be aware of it. You should not and cannot and MUST NOT defend it. Let the worms of history finally have their feast.
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exfauna
4 months ago
I LOVE YOU AND IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT THAT NOTHING BROKE YOUR FALL. BUILD SOMETHING FOR THE NEXT VISITOR. TAKE THE TIME TO DO IT WELL. WHEN WE DIE WE COME BACK AS OUR OWN VICTIMS. GO EASY ON US. WE LOVE YOU.
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Return of the Cmonmacques
4 months ago
It is 1957. I just blue myself.
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Paul F. Tompkins
4 months ago
I would honestly be fine with there be being no heaven if only hell were real for people like this
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@mtgosalt.bsky.social
4 months ago
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Stranger In The Alps
5 months ago
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Ahhhhh
6 months ago
THEY ARENT SCARED ABOUT THE ELECTORATE THEY ARE SCARED OF LOSING DONORS YOU IDIOTS
add a skeleton here at some point
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Randy Pitchford shut the fuck up challenge: impossible
6 months ago
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💜⚜️💚 Taka Hanazawa 💚⚜️💜
6 months ago
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Brendel
6 months ago
Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.
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Mr. Friendship
7 months ago
When Dostoevsky was tied to that post awaiting the firing squad, he didn’t spend the rest of his life after he was spared at the last minute talking about work I’ll tell you that much
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Nicholas Kole
7 months ago
my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
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i made salted dark chocolate espresso bagels
7 months ago
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Mr. Friendship
7 months ago
Friend: hey how’ve you been holding up Me:
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
7 months ago
making a mental illness that currently afflicts you a core part of your identity is unhealthy
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Just saw a Qatar Air commercial for the first time on Disney+. Crazy coincidence, surely
8 months ago
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This is half my feed on Nextdoor
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9 months ago
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
9 months ago
Me, hitting on a Salvadoran baddie: “So like, is there a MR-13 or…”
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Lestan Xero
9 months ago
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idk man, personally, i think we should demonstrate the same values regarding how we talk about appearance, sex, sex work, etc, even when a politician is both terrible and a woman.
10 months ago
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In The Ancient Libraries of Popehat
10 months ago
I understand that Kilmar Abrego Garcia may have abused his wife but I still don’t believe, given the values enshrined in the constitution and the principles of the rule of law, that he should become Secretary of Defense
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Haus of Decline
10 months ago
Kinds feel like this every time someone mentions the idea of voting Trump or his enablers out
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how did they let Grok become a woke socialist king
10 months ago
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Mr. Friendship
11 months ago
Grummz just revealed that his mom did porn and is currently directing the stream how to find it
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I just found out that the Labrador Peninsula is a real place. I thought the BoJack Horseman people made it up.
11 months ago
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it's val!
11 months ago
every american sees this in their vision after eating a cheeseburger
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perfect run in vintage cube 64 player draft
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about 1 year ago
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In The Ancient Libraries of Popehat
about 1 year ago
My manifesto would be really long. Not because of philosophical complexity or having lots of important things to say but because of an extremely long list of grievances. “part 12. Third grade. Chip Feehan you were a bully and asshole. You threw a pine cone at me.”
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