Everyone treats vinyl like it's for curators and I'm over here with my 8-tracks.

Social media: you need to stream your music so everyone on the planet has access to it instantaneously. Also social media: you need to press your music on vinyl so no one will be able to listen to it.

Stop being an asshole There. Now I’m your Life coach

I woke up mad at how dumb everything is again

I always feel pretty smart looking for my phone using the flashlight on my phone.

the fifa peace prize used to mean something

Weirdest funeral ever.

What's up with everyone holding lavalier mics up to their mouths with their hands?

The whole idea of a tattoo gun seems very much at odds with our right to bare arms.

☕ #Art by Hook Hope

Me: “I told you to stop interfering.” You: “What do you want, a meddle?”

NYC proud

I feel like people on Bluesky frequently misuse the term “BREAKING.”

I feel like “all heroes wear capes” is presumptive. I could be sitting at home in my house cape right now. You don’t know me.

I’m not even getting any experience points for doing this. No new gear. Not even a new skin. “Life” is the worst fucking grind.

The new food pyramid is weird.

So apparently some Winter #Olympics athletes are performing their routines to AI generated music and I couldn’t be more disappointed.

So many folks who thought Born in the USA was a pro-America song are suddenly worried about not understanding lyrics.

that was more American than America

One reason why I know nothing about football and have little interest in learning more is that 15 seconds left in a quarter is still somehow 15 MINUTES of play and broadcast. Even baseball moves faster.

a flock of seagulls a counting of crows

when does the zamboni come out onto the field

No Kings includes Draft Kings

when i die i don’t want to be buried or cremated, i want to be pickled

Winner, to date. 🏆

If you’re happy and you know it clap your glands.

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

Classic abuser.

i will straight up fist fight punxsutawney phil if he calls for more winter

“And that’s how your Daddy and I met.”

Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…

#jazz #music #ny

The few pieces I have seen by Mary Spender have been great, and this one is no exception. "...and maybe that's the real economics of jazz: not profit, but participation." #music #musicsky #jazzmusic #jazzsky www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhhP...

"Venezuela is the Iraq of Vietnams." Rick Wilson, on the podcast Fast Politics. @therickwilson.bsky.social @mollyjongfast.bsky.social

probably because they have to keep stopping to pick up their backpacks

i want to think happy new year thoughts but all i can think is here we go again

ME: it’s boxing day SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck

there is too much internet

Christians: “immaculate conception” Me: “consent”

how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas

Me whenever I play my saxophone in public.

no i’m not an introvert i just don’t like anybody

When will my husband return from the war on Christmas