Sacred Machines
@sacredmachines.bsky.social
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Everyone treats vinyl like it's for curators and I'm over here with my 8-tracks.
about 9 hours ago
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Social media: you need to stream your music so everyone on the planet has access to it instantaneously. Also social media: you need to press your music on vinyl so no one will be able to listen to it.
about 9 hours ago
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John Paul
over 1 year ago
Stop being an asshole There. Now I’m your Life coach
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Memento (new) Morty 🌙
6 days ago
I woke up mad at how dumb everything is again
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Amish Super Model
10 days ago
I always feel pretty smart looking for my phone using the flashlight on my phone.
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#svengoolie
9 days ago
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Grant Tanaka
9 days ago
the fifa peace prize used to mean something
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10 days ago
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Weirdest funeral ever.
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13 days ago
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What's up with everyone holding lavalier mics up to their mouths with their hands?
13 days ago
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The whole idea of a tattoo gun seems very much at odds with our right to bare arms.
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14 days ago
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️
14 days ago
☕
#Art
by Hook Hope
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Me: “I told you to stop interfering.” You: “What do you want, a meddle?”
15 days ago
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NYC proud
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15 days ago
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I feel like people on Bluesky frequently misuse the term “BREAKING.”
18 days ago
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I feel like “all heroes wear capes” is presumptive. I could be sitting at home in my house cape right now. You don’t know me.
21 days ago
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ElieNYC
21 days ago
I’m not even getting any experience points for doing this. No new gear. Not even a new skin. “Life” is the worst fucking grind.
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The new food pyramid is weird.
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26 days ago
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Dude
26 days ago
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What Red Hot Chili Peppers sound like to people who don't like Red Hot Chili Peppers
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VE5JMEu5hZA
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So apparently some Winter
#Olympics
athletes are performing their routines to AI generated music and I couldn’t be more disappointed.
28 days ago
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Whey Standard
29 days ago
So many folks who thought Born in the USA was a pro-America song are suddenly worried about not understanding lyrics.
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Fun
29 days ago
that was more American than America
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Rachel Gluckstern
29 days ago
One reason why I know nothing about football and have little interest in learning more is that 15 seconds left in a quarter is still somehow 15 MINUTES of play and broadcast. Even baseball moves faster.
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a flock of seagulls a counting of crows
29 days ago
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mave
29 days ago
when does the zamboni come out onto the field
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cozy fan tutte
29 days ago
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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James
about 1 month ago
when i die i don’t want to be buried or cremated, i want to be pickled
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Hawkeye [UNREDACTED!] 💙👊🏼
about 1 month ago
Winner, to date. 🏆
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If you’re happy and you know it clap your glands.
about 1 month ago
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frovo
about 1 month ago
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
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Courtney Heard 🇨🇦
about 1 month ago
Classic abuser.
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Ygrene
about 1 month ago
i will straight up fist fight punxsutawney phil if he calls for more winter
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www.instagram.com/p/DT2j0L_kdj...
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District Ramen on Instagram
6 likes, 0 comments - district_ramen on January 23, 2026
https://www.instagram.com/p/DT2j0L_kdjw/?igsh=MWw5cXgxdXhkdDJjZA==
about 2 months ago
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“And that’s how your Daddy and I met.”
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about 2 months ago
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James Ball
about 2 months ago
Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
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#jazz
#music
#ny
about 2 months ago
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Rick McLaughlin
about 2 months ago
The few pieces I have seen by Mary Spender have been great, and this one is no exception. "...and maybe that's the real economics of jazz: not profit, but participation."
#music
#musicsky
#jazzmusic
#jazzsky
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhhP...
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Can Live Music Actually Survive?
YouTube video by Mary Spender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhhPR_nUGeQ
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Dianna
2 months ago
"Venezuela is the Iraq of Vietnams." Rick Wilson, on the podcast Fast Politics.
@therickwilson.bsky.social
@mollyjongfast.bsky.social
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Uncle Duke
2 months ago
probably because they have to keep stopping to pick up their backpacks
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mike
2 months ago
i want to think happy new year thoughts but all i can think is here we go again
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frovo
2 months ago
ME: it’s boxing day SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
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Lizzlepants 🐒
3 months ago
there is too much internet
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Christians: “immaculate conception” Me: “consent”
2 months ago
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Dan Cerinthedark
3 months ago
how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
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Me whenever I play my saxophone in public.
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3 months ago
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sweetie π
3 months ago
no i’m not an introvert i just don’t like anybody
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Pru
3 months ago
When will my husband return from the war on Christmas
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