Rick McLaughlin (@rickmclaughlin.com)

The Onion on Instagram: "Stating that the measure was essential for holding down the beat and getting people outta their seat, Congress reportedly allocated $500 million Monday for the development of ... The US Congress has made a significant move to upgrade the bass line in music with a $500 million funding for funkier bass line development. This allocation aims to bring back the funky vibes and crea... https://www.instagram.com/p/DSSdRlyjewO/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==