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logging on to bluesky

on the commute i passed a cyber truck with a dried loogie caked onto the passenger door

happy birthday to both Orson Welles and @mikecavalier.bsky.social (pictured)

Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.

me, person of taste: i am more invested narratively in whether or not he saves his family

lmao another flyer got called for an unrelated penalty so now there are SIX GUYS IN THE BOX

420 blaze it

this is a very lovely prayer. i will be starting every family gathering reflection with “yo” in the future

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

it’s true. i can be a mpls chaperone but I’ll warn you, my services are not cheap, but if you want to go to Surly or Sebastian Joe’s this is the only safe way to do it

i can’t wrap my head around the fact that if we keep to the planned schedule, we will have people walking on the moon in roughly two years.

They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

When the government agrees not to destroy all human life for no reason for at least two weeks

before my screening of PROJECT HAIL MARY there was an ad for Claude AI and multiple people booed, causing many more people to laugh approvingly

all i can think of whenever someone “talks” to an ai

when someone is about to ride the express elevator to hell

doesn’t work nearly as well as i hoped

Perfect

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups

Block by block, our South Minneapolis neighborhood got through February by tapping our networks to cover rent for immigrant families, but rent is due again on Sunday and we need to raise at least $26K to make sure our neighbors aren’t evicted givebutter.com/corcoran-nei...

gofundme for co-owner of Richfield pizza shop who was deported by ICE gofund.me/9dc9dc9b8

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

i’ve personally found a great way to stay above any platform drama is to never post or interact with anyone, it’s the next best thing to throwing your phone in the garbage disposal

USA? USA? USA?

insane that this game is tied vs Canada being up by five goals

that goal is my fault, i got up to refill my coffee and looked away

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

that prostate PSA was made by smart minneapolis ad people

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

a new cut of apocalypse now but all of Kurtz’ dialog is replaced with passages from american canto

This morning, federal agents staged at the Powderhorn Park Recreation Center lot and began to throw chemical irritants at observers. They also kidnapped an observer. Our parks are meant for our children, youth, and neighbors. They should never be militarized zones meant to separate families. 1/

this is who runs this account

the foreign descriptions of what is going on are hilarious and terrifying www.youtube.com/shorts/SfzuV...

for no reason thinking of this classic @eliyudin.com banger

Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

Politicians gotta start calling for Miller to go. Right now.

i am having a hard time of thinking of a single bit of community support ive witnessed of participated in during the past few weeks that wasn’t first organized by women

This is how I feel every day when people ask me how it’s going

The whole interview is worth it

Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.

Everyone talking about what you're gonna do for MN after this. I am once again asking if you can get us out of the ocean we're drowning in before you start talking about buying us a boat.