everyone wants there to be an easier or flashier answer than winning like a thousand Democratic primaries for offices other than the presidency but there is not an easier or flashier answer than winning like a thousand Democratic primaries for offices other than the presidency

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

I mean, as fighting words as it gets here from a GOP official against the White House.

there’s this widespread notion on here that bullying is a useful tool to improve the behavior of others when it so obviously is not!

Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards

Brandy you're a fine girl What a good wife you would be But my life my love and my lady Is the See

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

I don't think you need to think there will be long term shifts in Trump's policies or behavior (there won't be) to enjoy what just happened, sometimes it's good to enjoy things that are funny in the moment

nah, you know what, i'm gonna go off "you could only think this if you were in the plane instead of under the plane" i'm neither. i'm in america, where my daughter was born with fewer rights than my wife when she was born. because of republicans

Jennifer English realizing she's a lesbian and falling in love with one of her mocap directors (Aliona Baranova) over the course of making BG3 and seeing all the queer folks embracing Shadowheart and the impact the game had is genuinely one of the best stories in game production in a long time

“Who was president in 2020” should not be a hard question for people and yet-

the future after Trump spends 30 min with Mamdani

1 Billion New Jerseyans

imo if you think chaos at the border is bad for your party you should think a couple of moves ahead about something that has the potential to produce the largest refugee crisis in human history

Ok but environmental concerns will have a massive material impact within our lifetimes so governments should plan for that in some way whether it polls well or not.

Ah well nevertheless

When you pre-wrote your headline to trash bail reform but bail reform inconveniently didn’t go along with your narrative www.news10.com/capitol/bail...

Paging @primaryschool.bsky.social , I can’t think of a funnier outcome than Jeffries losing his seat in a (hopefully) blue wave year

I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion

holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube

I will devastated if Utah's new district rep isn't like, Squad-adjacent, like c'mon bsky.app/profile/alex...

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

tag urself

The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.

At the end of the day, I don't believe a GOP led by the Fuentes faction can win elections. And if I'm wrong about that, then America deserves to be destroyed.

There were literally congressional hearings where whistleblowers in the insurance industry cried while discussing being forced by superiors to repeatedly illegally deny payment for lifesaving care in the run up to the passage of the ACA. That’s what republicans want us to return to.

Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It

a lot of you could stand to follow Marshall's attitude here (which is very close to mine) and more importantly, get your friends and family to share it

Saw the Zohran campaign sign generator on Instagram and had to get this out of my head. Ok goodbye again.

Star Wars slasher would be great, either normals vs one force user or a bunch of force users vs a bigger, badder force user

i don’t think the main problem with the american church is “too many of them refuse to be scammed by a lady who is obviously lying.”

post a non-religious image you think of as holy

Bodie Wan. Now that is a name I haven’t heard in a long time…a long time.

I don't think people fully realize how brutal a vise Republicans are in now. If they cave tomorrow Democrats get all the credit for giving people healthcare. If they somehow bypass the filibuster they get a year plus of headlines about ripping people's healthcare away.

Seen some contrarians say that Zohran should visit Israel and meet with "left wing Israeli Jews who share his vision" (who?) but do these people realize that Mamdani wouldn't be allowed into the country or the occupied territories in the first place? No one remembers the Tlaib and Omar issue?

tfw you got caught trying to steal a steak right off the counter

so much of axios/politico reporting on the shutdown is Republicans running to them saying "democrats are going to make a deal any deal now" and then when you ask to see the deal, it's non-existent

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

Something about the way Tuna was sleeping reminded me of Baron Harkonnen floating in Dune

I realistically think that the current problem with the right is the whole NPC thing. They truly, earnestly believe that only RW uber males (lmao) have agency, and everyone else is just a muppet or something. It makes the ugly realization that "Actually no, I can oppose you." even more jarring

Anecdotally in New Jersey we are hearing this sort of thing a lot.

May tonight mark the beginning of the end of every political dynasty that made life harder, nights darker, and the world more violent.

T̷̙̭̘͍͈̮̳̙̊̏̉̈́̉̿̄̉͆̌̈́̕h̵̨̢̪̯̪̗̪̣̖̫̖̠̞̝̰̀̇̂ë̴̡̞͚̤̦̥̪́̄̐͗̀̔̇́́͠ ̶̛̟̩̩̰͇̪̩̰͓̟̘̱̺̽̓̄̈́͋͆̋̇̚̕͜g̸̨͍̦̩̜̪̠̗̖̓͂͊̉͑̑͌̌̉̑͛̈́͠͝͝ͅṛ̴̢̰̟̞͇̫̫̜̞̿̈̍͋͛́̾͊͆̑̈́̚ę̷̧͔̹̥̫͕̠̤́̆̅͐̋̊̍͊̐̚̕͠ą̸̧̡̹̦̦̜͔͕͓̦̾̈̒̋̄̑͊̎̾̔̔͠ͅͅt̸̡̻͕̩̪͎̬͉̮͕̯̼̗̙̊̎̅̅̽̌͗̔͂̃͐͂͘ ̴̣̤̲͇̥̺̱̞̝͔̠̻͎̻͒̈́͜s̴̨͎̥͇͇̯̞̖͇̠̔̍̄̋̓̉̍͋͐̀̄̚̕̕͠ͅţ̶̟̼̔̌͐̚͠ā̴̡̛̺̲̳̳͚̠̺̰̳̲͖͙̬́͗̂̈́͗̃̀̓͝͝t̶̖̗̖͖̯͉̜̄̾̐̐̎͌̽͂̄e̵̟͖̰̳̗̝͚̼̗͗͊̈́̔̋͛͂͐̅̚̕͜͠͠͠ ̵̨̛͙̦͈̦͆̏̈́͆̅͆̀̓̔̚̕͘͜ö̸̗͓̦̭̮̫̯̫̫̘̲̖͓̌͘f̸̡̨̺̫̙̖̯̞̯͑̈́͑̃̀̌̈́̔ͅ ̵̤̘̻̭̙̜̬͔̭̭͇̠͉̋̐N̴̢̖̫̱̘̮͖̰͉̳̖͒́̍̌̒͌͂̄̔̀̎͋͂͋ͅê̶̛̼͉̗̭͖̪̠̟̰͔͕̒͊̈́̆̅̏̊̿̚w̵̡͕͍͕͚̩̠̒ ̷͈̙̠̭̬̓̔̃͐̀̐̿̓̑́̔͐̓J̵̢̨̙̟̰̥͇͍͈͈̣̉̂͊͂̑̇͠e̴̗̣͎͇̳͂͛̄͂̓̀͐̔̃͋͌̿̆̕͠ṛ̸̮̘̟͎͈͓͍̩̗̈̑̓̈́̒̃͋͠͝s̷̨̗̦̜̳̫̟̫̗̰͆͒̾̎͗̇̔̽̓͝ę̵̮̭͕̥͙͚̱̺̘̾́̀̈́̒͜y̸̢͔͓̟̤̰̯͓͎̯͆́̋͊͌͘͝

Cap’n, the hopium reactors cannae take much more of this, they’re going to overload

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