a clear toaster so you can see how toast the toast is

The idea of DoorDashing McDonald's is insane to me. I DoorDashed burgers and fries one (1) time during the pandemic and those soggy fries tasted like SADNESS.

Door dash be slowly with order now

Filled up the gas tank and bought some groceries. Ya know, just in case. Because who the fuck knows anymore.

To the DNC— was all of this worth not contesting the presidential election results?

My problem is want 90’s era Pizza hut.

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

Why should any state have to pay federal taxes when the federal government refuses to fund anything in their state?

I assure you that if 8 million right leaning protesters had turned out against Obama it the NYT would have given it banner treatment eg POPULIST REVOLT

Anyone used discord for Pokémon Go

Me: I have never made deviled eggs, I should make some! Later, peeling hard boiled eggs: egg salad it is!

People bitching about using taxpayer funds for free transport are never the ones bitching about using them for company subsidies.

At least five different people who I DON’T know at all asked if I’m going to No Kings today. I had a kitchen cabinet builder in yesterday who I had never before met and he was like, “are you going on Saturday?” The energy here is unbelievable.

I don’t even like when yt folks say “booty” cause bitch that’s ours. Say fanny like yall been doing.

If someone made a 9-hour movie, no one would watch because it's too long. Take the same movie and break it into 9 episodes, and people will watch all of it straight through.

No matter how you feel about Donald Trump, you must admit, he's a piece of shit.

If you think protesting will be ineffective, can you imagine how ineffective NOT protesting would be?

I think it’s frustrating that millions of Americans can come out in opposition to fascism and the media refuses to even acknowledge that substantive charge

Really pissed off at the retired Delta pilot being interviewed on CBC now. She is blaming the AC pilots for not looking and seeing the truck. She saysshe feels sorry for the controllers. Nothing about the pilots who were killed. Americans find it very difficult to accept responsibility and apologize

One thing I’ll remember most about this time in history is that it was all preventable, but members of Congress were too fucking spineless to actually do their jobs

I hate when people dm me on messenger it so annoying

Why the fuck is the Pentagon asking for $200 billion for a war they said we already won?

i have an AI idea for investors. i want to buy a house and ay I need you to pay for it.

OK, so it’s official from the President of the United States when someone you don’t like dies it’s OK to say “I’m glad he’s dead” we got it in writing folks

When it happens, there will be a world record set for the number of people blowing their car horns at the same time.

Such beautiful day outside ❤️❤️

No one ever went to war over solar energy.

Take the panties off my shrimp before you put it on my plate!!!!

Yall ever feel like scifi movies from the 80s were warnings

Letting what the actors or directors say or do outside of the film decide if you liked the movie (with some real obvious exceptions) is straight up doo-doo brain shit. The author is dead y'all. He's been dead.

letting almost any insane psychopathic behavior be legally defined as 'speech' was a fatal error and the democratic party is so laughably not up to the task of addressing this 🚬😬🚬🚬🚬🛠️

Can't get myself too worked up about 4K releases. My love of movies was founded on tapes that had been recorded three times over. My glasses are always dirty. I don't think my eyes possess all the Ks required.

I treated Myself to new tattoos, nice wine and sushi yesterday. When Her loyal servants are away, an Empress has worship Herself. 🖤

Discord anyone

It’s ironic that the people who waffle on the most about being free from the state and big business are triggered by bikes and a few solar panels on roofs.

The war is going so well that the secretary of defense is spending his morning yelling at cnn

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 811071653221! Need more friends send gifts i trade back

I’m back at again let go ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥

Who else eats the thing they hate the most first to get it out of the way? Maybe it's cause I grew up in a "clean plate" family where I can't waste food, everything needs to get eaten. I just eat the shitty thing first

Good morning everyone 🤍🤍

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

A peaceful Saturday morning. Nothing and no one is stopping US from having a great day today. 🫶🏾

If your 'trailer' doesn't contain gameplay footage, the hype is immediately dead for me. I don't care about the game you want me to think is being released. I want to see the game you want MY money for.

Making jokes about homeless people panhandling with their cashapp name on a sign is not funny to me. Bitch they’re keeping up with the times now send them $1 or get tf on.

As soon as they changed the name to "Department of War" it was obvious that we were cooked.

I had such good bread at lunch today on campus that I am planning my entire day tomorrow around driving to the bakery to get more.

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc

somehow had not ever ridden in a Tesla until last night and wow what a hunka junk!! everything feels a little thin and flimsy. it's like a fake car. i needed to be told how to open the door when entering and exiting lol just a real symphony of industrial design and engineering