I'm not saying that I believe in miracles, but democracy showing faint vital signs feels like a good start. Someone hand me the defibrillator. #YESPROP50

Calling all democracy defenders! 🗳️ March to that ballot box and make your voice heard. When we show up, we don’t just vote — we change what’s possible. 💙 Let’s finish strong and vote like freedom depends on it — because it absolutely does. #VoteDemToday

California ❤️, you have the power to restore democracy. Let's fight 🔥 with FIRE. Let's go! Vote YES on Prop 50 on November 4th. (Thank you for your attention.) #Prop50VoteYes @governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

Me: I'm manifesting abundance. Universe: Best I can do is anxiety and an extra 10 pounds.

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The older I get, the more I find myself involuntarily hissing like a vampire when I walk out into the bright sun.

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(Ew. It all makes sense now.)

I'm at the age where I don't correct my autocorrect anymore. If I text you, "Let's meef fo lunvh," that's your puzzle to solve.

Working on my signs for #NoKings this Saturday, 10/18.

I just voted YES on PROP 50, because my voice is my power. @governor.ca.gov #YesOnProp50 #CaliforniaStrong

I think we should all start texting each other like old timey explorers: "Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist. If I do not make it, clear my browser history."

I didn't wake up today to be average. I woke up because I had to pee.

Grocery List: ~ Coffee ~ Stuff that goes in coffee ~ Stuff to eat with coffee

No Thrones. No Crowns. #NoKings. On October 18, we rise. Not to protect a broken system, but to protect each other. We do not bow to power. We build people power. social.demcast.com/s/ZIOWttVg

Oscar the Grouch has a cousin named Cynthia the Complainer who's a vegan and lives in a recycling bin.

Does lifting things with your teeth make you rich? Nope. Does it get you into Guinness? Sometimes. Does it earn you the eternal respect of people who can't open pickle jars? Absolutely. New (free) post just dropped here 👇🏻 open.substack.com/pub/kathrynk...

Whatever is the opposite of "has their shit together." I'm that.

I'm really surprised my kid's first words weren't, "nice turn signal, asshole."

I've been in bed for 20 minutes and I've just remembered that I only came upstairs for a pen.

'Rage against the machine' never specified what type of machine they were furious with, but I'm guessing it was probably a printer.

"Seriously f'd up" is right. When the day of reckoning comes (and it will), I look forward to seeing every damn one of these criminals go DOWN. WAY down.

She is working on three things right now: Her life. Her peace. And her Halloween decorations. She is me.

"I sent him a long, thoughtful text and he wrote back, 'K.'" [murder trial jury gasps.] Judge: "She's free to go."

Close your eyes...and breathe 💕 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2g0...

Baking. Because murder is wrong.

Me: What else could possibly go wrong? Anxiety: So glad you asked.

We survived Tuesday, and for what? Wednesday?? Disgusting.

Problems that were overblown: ~quicksand ~people offering me drugs ~getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle Problems I was not sufficiently warned about: ~arguing with robots about unexpected items in bagging areas ~remembering all my passwords ~dealing with the end of democracy as we know it

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I signed up for a Zoom workout that was too advanced for me, so when the instructor said to "do a plank, and then bring your knee to the opposite elbow," I did a modified version, where I turned off my computer and made pancakes.

I thought you guys would appreciate this. (Yes, it happened to me. No, it's not recent. 😊)

I'm actually a delight, but you wouldn't know it because I'm so tired and irritated all the time. You?

Them: "Are you going to be part of the problem, or part of the solu--" Me: "Oh, problem. Definitely." Them: "That wasn't...it was a rhetorica--" Me: "I have some ideas on how to make the problem even funnier than it already is."

At the young age of five, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I'll never know.

Important Update: Due to rising chaos, the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off to save energy. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

I don't know about you, but I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour.

I'm going to try and act like a normal, happy and mentally stable person today. Wish me luck.

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you're talking and not hear a damn thing you just said.

The attic is Trump. The garage is the pivot. And no, this isn’t a metaphor I thought I’d ever write, either. New (free) post: The Art of the Pivot 👇🏻 Thanks for reading! open.substack.com/pub/kathrynk...

And now, for a bit of good news: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNt2...