Three Farts Outside Ebbing, Missouri The Killing of a Sacred Fart Farters on a Train

Shopfarters The Thursday Fart Club The Power of the Fart

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

leftover salad, for when fresh salad isn't quite disappointing enough

very intuitive way to name car models, no notes

Tony Mamdani

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

The Right of Reply for the 2027 Council Climate Action Scorecards is now open (9 July to 27 August). Council officers can see their first mark and question any scores so far. Last year 75% of councils took part, and it made scores fairer and more accurate. councilclimatescorecards.uk @mysociety.org

"newt" used to be spelled "niewt" but witches used up all the i's

In pub. Resisting impulse to yell "All national identities are fundamentally fictitious!"

On my way up to #Manchester for #2026TPM. Anyone else going & wants to meet for a 🍺 later let me know!

It is mad that we have, somehow, allowed net zero - a policy common to all major parties under 5 years ago and supported by a majority of the public - to become a synoym for mad radicalism. It is doubly mad that we've allowed this to happen during the hottest summer on record.

Nigel Farage has shown little interest in the constituency casework side of the job: few surgeries, little engagement, and no serious attention to the parts of Clacton facing coastal flooding. ➡️ Watch Page 94, the Private Eye podcast: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvoA...

Sheffield, UK

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can

used cars are probably going to be more valuable than new cars in a few years because they have less spyware and fewer computers.

Liverpool, population 434900.

please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body

i think my new running joke for myself is that I'm going to pretend ive not heard of London at all, as a place

Well, this has to be one of my fave YA books of 2026! Johnson is a true crafter of intrigue, humour and tragedy. #yabooks #skybrarian #skyreads #edusky #fiction #thriller #libsky

Mood

evening Nottingham

infuriatingly shoddy country

How strong is that fan?!?

Telling strangers that their loved one has died is the hardest thing about being a fake doctor

Other parties should stand aside for Binface

Got the pencils out again

What kind of sociopath has EVER looked at a PDF document and said to themselves, "This could be a podcast?"

my adjacent hot take is that no serious news outlet should have reader comments under their pieces

People have been conditioned to worry about a poor person getting their hands on an extra sandwich while being excepting of a rich person having access to a billion sandwiches they could never eat.

why are people only ever described as "no-nonsense", what if you're a nonsense person, what then

Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries

"Is anyone else having issues with the internet?" Well, yes, but more at a, like, existential level

It's once again time for me to extol the virtues of the "Laura Palmer," a refreshing blend of lemonade and cold brew coffee. In all my travels I have yet to find a better beverage for a hot summer morning. It's also the best method I have personally found for accidentally consuming 400mg of caffeine

you wouldn't be having any of these problems if you used linux you'd have different problems entirely

This chart is staggeringly grim. The old are determined to ruin the world the young are being forced to grow up in. A substantial majority of all over-60s would vote for parties that are objectively reactionary. yougov.com/en-gb/articl...

I don't understand why bsky needs to know my age when simply posting here proves that I'm 38 years old

"i am in this photo and i dont like it"

"Is anyone else having issues with the internet?" Well, yes, but more at a, like, existential level

*a dog bites me, causing profuse bleeding and tissue trauma* julie andrews, stoned off her gourd: have u tried,, thinking about mittens. or kettles. that helps me in these situations me: im bleeding julie: think about wet flowers

These fucking guys

blue sky is my vegetables and instagram is my dessert

god this is harrowing - obviously Slava Ukraini but those poor lads

it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up

I've just updated the Reproducible project template repo based on a few small #reproducible research websites I've needed to create. This workflow is now my default for doing talks and workshops, quicker than PowerPoint with many benefits! Details: robinlovelace.net/reproducible...

Sherlock Holmes: Moriarty, my one intellectual equal Moriarty: Holmes, my one nemesis, for you alone can match my genius Sherlock Holmes: let us settle this great game, this contest of wills, in the only way it is appropriate *two drunks kick each other in the stomach by a waterfall*

Temp is more 10-12°C hotter in the UK More than 12.5°C hotter in France Can the UK please supercharge investment into Green Energy And as we build better solutions, become a global leader in exporting Green Energy solutions to the rest of the world

Most people are ambivalent about Marmite, but Big Yeast have the world's best psyops.

Got a new Dell Laptop at work & it comes with a COPILOT KEY next to the right Alt button. I thought OK, I can surely disable this key or remap it to Ctrl. Oh my friends, no. I was foolish. Searching for help came across this, Dell agents aren't even allowed to discuss remapping the copilot key.