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Wilbur72
about 1 year ago
“I give up Drinking for the rest of the year” vs “I give up. Drinking for the rest of the year” Punctuation matters
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Ashley
over 1 year ago
I said I was sorry for stabbing you 7 times in the leg, please respond
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mr. cannoli
over 1 year ago
at disneyland telling random kids this is all bullshit
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Marc
over 1 year ago
They're lucky if there is one witness to a murder, but they require two at a wedding, so that tells you which is more dangerous.
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The Card
over 1 year ago
"Thank you for your payment." Thank YOU for exploiting my desire for continued existence.
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Reneé Meredith
almost 2 years ago
Subtitles are nature’s sleeping pills
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
almost 2 years ago
If they're old enough to go to school they're old enough to hitchhike there.
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andy vs.
almost 2 years ago
Yet another desperate email from a company on its last limb. Sorry bucko capitalism ain't workin for me either
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Destry B
almost 2 years ago
I was just in a liquor store and it said you have to be born before this date in 2002 to purchase liquor. And then I died a little more inside.
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When staying at hotels I always ask for the oil stained parking lot view.
almost 2 years ago
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Katie Didn’t
almost 2 years ago
Extracting the power of awesomeness from a person is only a crime if they’re seriously using it at the time.
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casey
about 2 years ago
im on your balcony let me in
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Natalie Would
almost 2 years ago
(day 2 of adulthood) well I gave it a shot
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Hexcraft (goth bf era)
almost 2 years ago
if you dont look like your icon please never post a selfie dont ruin the romanticized version of you ive created in my head
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Jason Goes to Hell
almost 2 years ago
If we can learn nothing else from the Saw franchise, we are severely underutilizing industrial spaces.
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Astr0z0mbreez
almost 2 years ago
If you’ve run out of hope, I just want you to know the turtles from Rocky are still alive.
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Fucking Ohio legalized weed before us. OHIO. What the fuck is wrong with you, Florida.
almost 2 years ago
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