assigned cheddar biscuit at birth (this is the ideal actually)

Go ahead try and stop me from "buying a gun" i'll go to CVS and buy a gun right now. Or wall greens

computer eat 5 pounds of raw beef. computer get depression.

im shaped

sniff sniff. sniff. ew! sniff. what the! sniff sniff sniff. sniff

my favorite magical creature is a woman who gets a good night of sleep !

hollow Knight hollow earth and so on

the latest super hero! Paintman he can eat paint to be sick and go to the hospital

burger: legend of the star Crystals for the mega drive

british person running at you full speed

im the boss at every Job and you are fired

all women are now named Sally. none of the other genders get names

stinking up the place (hot)

Hi everyone!! It's nearing the start of a new month and I regretfully am going to ask for help with my monthly meds again. They're just under $465 each month. It's a ludicrous amount, but that's life in America without insurance. PayPal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Kri... ko-fi: ko-fi.com/wizardlizzer

puke is a diy gift for everyone

A fine addition to the collection. We're closing out #LASS2025 with @myserval.live trying to obtain as many swords she can over multiple games, with @swampbrat.bsky.social on comms! Sharpen your steel as we're crafting up a brilliant finale! twitch.tv/ladyarcaders ⚔️

in like 20 minutes

im commentating on this run if you want to hear me yell at my best friend about swords also donate or ill cry

a horsegirl so glue coded not even god could win her the ura finale

we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored

ape pudding (pudding for apes)

sniff sniff. sniff. ew! sniff. what the! sniff sniff sniff. sniff

i can be locked in any room. its my special gift

boulder gf

"do you want to jump on a call to discuss" i dont know do you want to die

hrt tips and tricks: if you inject your estrogen directly into a recent burn wound you can ensure it hurts a lot more

rolling around in your grave. its so cozy its so much better than mine

hi! my name is anarchy or jaida, my pronouns are she/her and I'm a 22 year old speedrunner who mostly runs games in the Wolfenstein franchise! I wear a lot of hats, but currently I stream when I'm available and I also have a show on GDQ Hotfix. you can find my socials below! bento.me/anarchyasf

class action lawsuit gf

Getting hit by a car must feel good as fuck for the guy getting hit by the car

"I'm putting away all my childish things" bro adults can eat magnets too

after we took this photo she kicked my ass

drips on you

if someone never took a bath they probably would be very uncomfortable. i think about things like that sometimes because i am a philosopher

you could replace my voice with the squawks of a small hawk and i dont think it would have much of an effect on my life at all

cosmically speaking it doesn't matter that i was four hours late to your band recital so maybe lets take it down a notch huh

ehehheeheheheeehehhwhheh......... And so on

after we took this photo she kicked my ass

theyre canning your ass at the canning factory where you work after you fell into the vat

"do you want to jump on a call to discuss" i dont know do you want to die

shoving an ender pearl into your colon

quit your job and sever your desires to inspire future generations

computer eat 5 pounds of raw beef. computer get depression.

does anyone want to swap a few bones as a funny haha. you can pick which ones

world record shattered tibia%

reverse pangaeafication

girl who eats erasers

this is the physical/special split of our political era. if you ask me to explain ill kill you

shoving an ender pearl into your colon

putting all of my ducks in a row and teaching them media literacy