quit your job and sever your desires to inspire future generations

putting all of my ducks in a row and teaching them media literacy

biblically speaking i think you look like shit

burying you with my money so you can order a pizza or some toys if you get bored i love you goodnight

"if im winch you then im winch you" said the spider to the fly

video games are a terrorist attack on your core beliefs

made of bugs gf

offloading my inflamed intestines to the cloud for monitoring

your high school principal is running full speed at your car. He Must Not Die

gods perfect little homo just robbed a bank in portland maine. Why didnt you stop her

Cold cut elemental

"These are the chains I forged in life!!" maybe just drink some fucking water and stop watching youtube shorts until 3am maybe calm down

setting up tourist traps throughout your innards

the magnificent healing power of true friendship should allow you the same privileges as a military discount but here we are

The ape counter playing ape escape for the first time: ive never seen anything like this in my life. Wow

turning in all of my woke points for a thermos that says "they/xer daddy and PROUD"

a casino based economy would fix me

who is participating in bomb threat january

i told your neighbors about you and now theyre gunowners

for christmas i got you all labias (preowned)

happy holidays eats all of your rare stones and plastics

assigned cheddar biscuit at birth (this is the ideal actually)

Go ahead try and stop me from "buying a gun" i'll go to CVS and buy a gun right now. Or wall greens

computer eat 5 pounds of raw beef. computer get depression.

im shaped

sniff sniff. sniff. ew! sniff. what the! sniff sniff sniff. sniff

my favorite magical creature is a woman who gets a good night of sleep !

hollow Knight hollow earth and so on

the latest super hero! Paintman he can eat paint to be sick and go to the hospital

burger: legend of the star Crystals for the mega drive

british person running at you full speed

im the boss at every Job and you are fired

all women are now named Sally. none of the other genders get names

stinking up the place (hot)

Hi everyone!! It's nearing the start of a new month and I regretfully am going to ask for help with my monthly meds again. They're just under $465 each month. It's a ludicrous amount, but that's life in America without insurance. PayPal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Kri... ko-fi: ko-fi.com/wizardlizzer

puke is a diy gift for everyone

A fine addition to the collection. We're closing out #LASS2025 with @myserval.live trying to obtain as many swords she can over multiple games, with @swampbrat.bsky.social on comms! Sharpen your steel as we're crafting up a brilliant finale! twitch.tv/ladyarcaders ⚔️

in like 20 minutes

im commentating on this run if you want to hear me yell at my best friend about swords also donate or ill cry

a horsegirl so glue coded not even god could win her the ura finale

we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored, we're tired, we're bored

ape pudding (pudding for apes)

sniff sniff. sniff. ew! sniff. what the! sniff sniff sniff. sniff

i can be locked in any room. its my special gift

boulder gf

"do you want to jump on a call to discuss" i dont know do you want to die

hrt tips and tricks: if you inject your estrogen directly into a recent burn wound you can ensure it hurts a lot more

rolling around in your grave. its so cozy its so much better than mine

hi! my name is anarchy or jaida, my pronouns are she/her and I'm a 22 year old speedrunner who mostly runs games in the Wolfenstein franchise! I wear a lot of hats, but currently I stream when I'm available and I also have a show on GDQ Hotfix. you can find my socials below! bento.me/anarchyasf

class action lawsuit gf