The best Christmas song that you've (probably) never heard, and my absolute favourite. It's criminal that this isn't better known.

James Acaster's reaction to tapas on #SaturdayKitchen is the televisual highlight of 2025.

Fucking howling at James Acasters epic crash out on #Saturdaykitchen

Thank you for the kind words earlier folks, it means a lot. Ivy's home to live out what time she might have left being pampered like the queen she is, whilst giving me the old Kubrick stare.

Is Madgwick in the bobinogs? #universitychallenge #thebobinogs #nichecomment #2000skidstv #ceebeebies

Anyone who reckons Republica are Britain's is a moron There. I said what I said. #totp

Hassan sounds like all 4 Beatles in one. #gbbo

Episode One features @film-authority.bsky.social , @winklesbloke.bsky.social, @winklesbird.bsky.social, @jelltex.bsky.social, @cuttothetake.bsky.social and @snowsofyesteryear.scot.

This is my boy. Hes bloody brilliant. #johnnycash #bobdylan

Uk entry sounds like it's from Frozen 36. Not a fan.. #eurovision

Muppet vibes Estonia. #eurovision #eurovisionsongcontest

Nice to see Luxembourg recreating the Adventure Game. #eurovision #eurovisionsongcontest

The inability for Chris Penn to snap his fingers and move to the beat of this song in Footloose is one of the finest pieces of acting in the 80s. #totp

JFT97 ❤️ #TOTP

We’ll just respectfully let this one play out, shall we? #TOTP

I won’t say anything about this song out of respect #TOTP

Those women look terrified as Stefan Dennis growls at them in a scarf. #totp

Here we go!! #totp

Jacket potatoes! #totp

I know all the words to this and I don't know why! #totp

Paul Weller #totp

Cunt alert!!! #totp

I once had a friend that told me Richard Ashcroft was the most beautiful man in the world and I said “he looks like an Easter Island head”. #TOTP

Its no This Is Music.. #totp

Was in a club in 1996 ish when a guy ambled over and asked "do you want to dance to M People?". Looked him dead in they eye and said No. And walked away. Feel a bit bad now. #totp

Hated it then, hate it now. Why were boyzone melted all together anyway?? #totp

Boys don't cry is a fucking banger. #totp

17 Yr old just cake on, proclaimed "this is wank", then left. #totp

Fun fact, shazney married a lad who lived round the corner from me in Grimsby. 🤣 #totp

Look at him!!! Sexy fucking bastard !! #jarvis #totp

Whys everything so slow?? #totp

Is it "The day we caught the rail replacement bus'? #TOTP

Fair dues to Errol, The Thing is very sexy. #TOTP

And that was the moment her therapist pinned her trauma on. #totp

I do not understand the love for Texas. They're so bland!! #totp

-What's your favourite kind of love Michael? -I think I'd have to say... #totp

I just fucking love him!! #totp

Thank the Lord! Jarvis is here to save us!! #totp

Have you been subjected to a dreadful #totp episode that wasn’t your fault? One with Peter Andre and Michael Bolton ballads? You could be entitled to compensation. Call 1-800-hellscape

Ah the glass coffee table is back... #totp

I pity the #totp stagehands who have to mop up after Peter Andre has finished oozing all over it

All you Good Good People is a banger and I won't hear anymore about it . #totp

Hutchence was so fucking hot!! #totp

Fuck yes!!! #totp

If we hadn't known him by then, we would never have known him. And that would be a fucking blessing. #totp

Not sure why Lisa Stansfield I'd channelling herr von trapp. #totp

Yello. Mighty boosh prototypes? #totp

Imagine if he'd re-written another song instead? Saturday Night's Not Alright for Driving, or something. #TOTP

You can get those fake electric tealights these days. Wind is no longer an issue. If they ever rewrite it again they can use that line. #TOTP