I am not pleased to see you

"Quark encounters with direct competition from a nearby station, Gloucester Services."

I am not pleased to see you

Shakin' 'em #TOTP

So which search engine/browser are we all moving to, and how are we going to verberise* it? *like if we're using DuckDuckGo, are we 'Ducking' a subject? That's already got a meaning, politians do it.

Those flame- grilled whoppers are not your colleagues, buddy.

Those flame- grilled whoppers are not your colleagues, buddy.

Tatws (5 or 6...a older lady in guinea pig years) lives in her own granny flat next door to a very intense boy named Ralph (2) and a very jumpy girl (6 months). Today she was sick of their shit.

I knew a few young people who picked new names they were *definitely* going to regret later, and I think it's brilliant. Easier to change than an embarassing tattoo and hilarious to bring up on their 30th birthday.

I've started a blog for some reason. Today it's about collecting rejection letters. medium.com/@alichancock...

The Big Asda's car park in Swansea is quite the hot spot for teenagers to hang out. This evening there were some in cars, shouting at each other as they drove past, revving, acting the hard men... ... and blasting out Madonna's 'Like a Prayer' top volume.

I am old enough to remember when Google's arrival was a game changer for access to the truly global and astonishingly useful worldwide web of shared knowledge and expertise. I really did not expect to witness its death throes, poisoned by ignorance, arrogance and greed.

The Big Asda's car park in Swansea is quite the hot spot for teenagers to hang out. This evening there were some in cars, shouting at each other as they drove past, revving, acting the hard men... ... and blasting out Madonna's 'Like a Prayer' top volume.

I've started a blog for some reason. Today it's about collecting rejection letters. medium.com/@alichancock...

LORDI LORDI LORDI!! #eurovision

Job lot on tinfoil this year, lads? #eurovision

That mask is not covid compliant #sweden #eurovision

That dry ski slope is a death trap #poland #eurovision

She been fingering a terminator? #poland #eurovision

I AM FROM MOLDOVA I DRIVE A VAUXHALL NOVA I SOMETIMES LIKE PAVLOVA CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA #eurovision

I've never seen Traitors, is this the theme tune? #eurovision #croatia

Those clear masks with make up on are very 'A Level photography project' #eurovision #bulgaria

A new bit for the #eurovision bingo should be 'imaginary screen people' extra points if they snog them

Ditto #serbia

They've done it! The most generic #eurovision song of all time #australia

Is the wind machine just so her hair doesn't go in her mouth when she does the long notes? #ukraine

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! #eurovision #greece

That fella's been through the larp kit #eurovision #albania

A laden sparrow! #eurovision

Stickers at the pump

That 100 books list is null and void since it includes The Road, the most boring, annoying book ever written. It's basically some kid going 'are we nearly there yet' for 200 or so pages but in the apocalypse.

I'm working on a new show, so I made a picture like what those comedians who can do social media do.

Look who was in my garden just now!! I've seen a few people post fox pictures recently, are there just more or have they realised their appeal since the Attenborough programme?

I'm working on a new show, so I made a picture like what those comedians who can do social media do.

I'm excited to announce Ben Moxon's The Redstone Rescue as BWGB's next #SPFBOXI semi-finalist! You can learn more about his secondary world fantasy mystery here: beforewegoblog.com/spfboxi-revi... Congrats, Ben! #SPFBO #SPFBOReviews @marklawrenceauthor.bsky.social #booksky

I know what'll help. Look at this baby sheep I saw at a wool festival.

Too relateable.

Yesterday me and my buddies went to a non-exercise-bike based spinning class. The spun wool on the spindle is from a sheep called Bumble. The white plied one is from a sheep whose name i've forgotten which seems ungrateful.

Happy Birthday :) This is Ralph and he will be checking everyone's ticket and ID on the way in to the party.

“Starting in the year of our Me 2026, I will be ceasing creation of the pebble so that I can turn My focus toward stones, rocks, and boulders,” said the all-knowing and all-powerful deity, who stressed that there were already 300 billion pebbles in circulation

sorry Allen Ginsberg, sorry, i'm trying to delete it www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Here we are at panel 2.

I am almost exactly half the age of Mr Sir David of Attenborough.

Tastes of Panda Pop.

This cafe has a sofa in front of the steps so whenever someone comes up I think they're doing that joke when you crouch being the settee and pretend you've come from downstairs.

This cafe has a sofa in front of the steps so whenever someone comes up I think they're doing that joke when you crouch being the settee and pretend you've come from downstairs.

Off to the Met Gala, lads.

Managed to see 14 and a half shows at #MachyllethComedyFestival (6 as a steward). Best festival ever! This poster in the school has some strong advice for comedians.

Is a dragon plaguing your land? A fix from medieval Wales: 1. Dig a hole, fill it w/mead, & cover w/a sheet. 2. Wait for the dragon to tire itself out & turn into a pig. 3. Let the pig fall in the hole, get wrapped in the sheet & drink all the mead. 4. Capture the drunk pig in a chest & bury it.

The Dewey Decimel system is NOT boring, Iannucci! #taskmaster