Getting the merch ready...

Getting the merch ready...

One nasty hunting accident in the 70s and that pedo would be our king. Monarchy's good innit?

This is great anyway, but I did not see the ending coming - delightful!

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The worst thing about being arrested on your birthday is it rules out the possibility of getting a cake with a file in it for another 364 days.

Fair play to The Laughane Festival website. On the section about nearby shops the first they mention is Bargain Booze. (Contextual note: Laughane is notable for being a place famous poet, writer and drunk Dylan Thomas lived for a bit.)

If, in 1999, you were in an indie disco type place and saw one of the Eminem wannabes, they loved it if you sneaked up behind them and stage whispered "I think he's the real Slim Shady!"

I've been doing a voice technique class and I *know* that the Reef guy is not doing his vocal chords any good #totp DRINK SOME WATER!

Artist: brb https://b3ta.com/board/11425460

Two kids in my school came second in Going Live's search for a star.

Watching a programme about the Renaissance and pleased to see that at least for a little while Michelangelo was indeed a party dude. (Bacchus, 1497)

Two kids in my school came second in Going Live's search for a star.

One nasty hunting accident in the 70s and that pedo would be our king. Monarchy's good innit?

If you ever need a headache I recommend reading patterns for mosaic crochet (might just be the guy that wrote this one). I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.

If you ever need a headache I recommend reading patterns for mosaic crochet (might just be the guy that wrote this one). I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.

If you're interviewed on the news in front of a bookcase I'm not listening and and checking out your library. General note: not enough fiction.

Damnit, when I invented Captain Asbestos I was joking... youtu.be/MG6iU1ptCzc

Peter Mandelbrot. It’s just infinite scandals the more you zoom in.

New euphemism just dropped.

My Facebook account is now old enough to not have a Facebook account.

Found an unusual penny. I've looked it up and there's someone selling one for £2.25. That's would be 22400% increase in asset value. I reckon if you called it a business you could take out million pound loans against that. (I have a gcse in business, I know what's what)

New euphemism just dropped.

My Facebook account is now old enough to not have a Facebook account.

The news keeps showing bars of gold, In cartoons this would make someone's eyes turnt o dollar signs, but I've had a enough chocolate coins and McVities Gold Bars to just be really peckish.

When the bell went at the end of playtime, everyone had to immediately stand still. For a while, when we were about 10, me and two friends would immediately create a pre-arranged tableau based on that week's episode of Bread.

Happy 30th birthday to this carbon monoxide detector which decided to spend its birthday making ominous clicking noises and getting a bit warm. (Don't worry, electricity is off now, electrician in the way)

Update: have bought a Rubik's cube. Can't work out how to get in it. Might not be a genius.

Rubik's cube is 50ish. I've always said that I used to be able to do it as a kid, but for some reason can't as a grown up. Have just had a revelation that maybe my Dad (engineer, good at maths, nerd) *might* have been helping when I wasn't looking. Damn.

Ordering from Waterstones

I've not been to the Isle of Wight since I was a kid. I assume this teatowel came with me from my parents' house which makes it about 35-40 years old. Can I call Noris McWhirter yet?

I've not been to the Isle of Wight since I was a kid. I assume this teatowel came with me from my parents' house which makes it about 35-40 years old. Can I call Noris McWhirter yet?

Snubbed by the BAFTAs again, guys

Watched this doc the other day - a 50 year old programme about TV being 50 years old. Can't stop thinking about it and now I feel the need to go to the National Science and Media Museum as a treat for me being 50. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis... 1/2

Picard management tip: If you never fail, you aren't going boldly enough.

Watched this doc the other day - a 50 year old programme about TV being 50 years old. Can't stop thinking about it and now I feel the need to go to the National Science and Media Museum as a treat for me being 50. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis... 1/2

Love those old 70s Gorton and Denton sitcoms.

Important mango chutneys update: After a taste test I can confirm that Asda brand would be on BBC 1, Sharwoods on BBC 2 and Pataks BBC 4.

Love those old 70s Gorton and Denton sitcoms.

Inara wouldn't come out to have her meds/guinea pig huel this morning because she was cwtched up with Tatws* so I had to sit the tube on my knee. Who doesn't love a Sunday morning lie in? *this is the Welshest I've ever been, I realise.

Ben and me (mostly Ben) are award finalists!

I know we broadly have no love for politicians, but on the news I just heard the phrase 'breakfast meeting' and now I have the deepest sympathy for them. Imagine having to do talking...imortant talking.... before your first brew. Brew-tal.

Three mango chutneys on the go/ it's a nightmare scenario

Oh no! Does this mean the free CD I got in 1997 and pinned to the notice board in my bedroom won't work any more??!

I have a new material gig tomorrow which I'm worried I'm underprepared for, and yet Trump appears to have put less effort into talking to all the world leaders in Davos.

I have a new material gig tomorrow which I'm worried I'm underprepared for, and yet Trump appears to have put less effort into talking to all the world leaders in Davos.

I know we broadly have no love for politicians, but on the news I just heard the phrase 'breakfast meeting' and now I have the deepest sympathy for them. Imagine having to do talking...imortant talking.... before your first brew. Brew-tal.

I landed in France in a hovercraft, does that mean I own France?

I landed in France in a hovercraft, does that mean I own France?