No one on Star Trek takes photos. Isn't that weird?

Another Star Trek thought: do they have daytime TV equivalents on the holodeck? Like Holodeck Homes Under The Hammer? Is there a holographic David Dickenson they can wander around holographic car boots sales with?

those tertris costumes are like something I'd throw together out of cardboard the day before a gig #totp

We don't speak of the time we went to Zumba and for some reason had to dance to the Birdie Song #TOTP

Two more!

A lot of belly buttons in 1998 #TOTP

Well thanks #totp now I remember owning a Teddy bear back pack when I was definitely too old for a Teddy bear backpack

Another Star Trek thought: do they have daytime TV equivalents on the holodeck? Like Holodeck Homes Under The Hammer? Is there a holographic David Dickenson they can wander around holographic car boots sales with?

No one on Star Trek takes photos. Isn't that weird?

The world is being messed up by little boy billionaires who don't know what they're doing. My plan is to sleep through it all, wake up when it's over. There's this great cryogenics start up by a rich MIT drop out...

Banged my head earlier and now there's a proper lump like on a cartoon. Assume I have to whack it again to solve it... unless that just makes the lump pop up somewhere else? Not sure of the rules.

Banged my head earlier and now there's a proper lump like on a cartoon. Assume I have to whack it again to solve it... unless that just makes the lump pop up somewhere else? Not sure of the rules.

The world is being messed up by little boy billionaires who don't know what they're doing. My plan is to sleep through it all, wake up when it's over. There's this great cryogenics start up by a rich MIT drop out...

Inevitable, really

Legs and Co went off the boil in the 90s #totp

I don't remember 3 lions having a french horn #totp reckon he can play it for real?

Started watching Downton Abbey (I like watching rich people having a terrible/boring time of their own making) and it occurs to me, as a viewer am I mean to be rooting for the awful poshos?

Watching a helpful video to show me how to put together a shelving unit and the music they've chosen makes the process seem...heroic? www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvM...

Oooh, it's on in 20 minutes (and also for ages after that because we live in the future and BBC Sounds is great (well the app not so much, but the concept)) www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Boots has weirdly good free wifi for some reason.

Just got back from my first proper writers' room. It was The Best. I would like to be in more writers' rooms please.

Good evening from Inara and Tatws who have very different reactions to cameras.

GenAI sure loves that horrible yellowy-beige cast. Like a shitty version of sepia.

In the writers' room this week for What Just Happened. Failing to play it cool. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Me watching this week's #TOTP

Sure hope the king disses Trump by wearing a brooch with a secret meaning like his mum would have. That'll show him.

Weird thing about not working in an office is you have to buy your own printer paper

Sure hope the king disses Trump by wearing a brooch with a secret meaning like his mum would have. That'll show him.

View our of the library makes it look like there's not been biblical rain all morning

"Guys, like what's the deal with Russia violating Poland's airspace with drones? Am I right?!" *slap bass*

Pitching to Pixar

Pitching to Pixar

Who guffed? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

An absolute banger for @sellingamirror.bsky.social #FacebookNews

For a while I was in a local community orchestra. Best thing about it was sitting *right* in the middle of an orchestra. There should be a seating option at concerts to be sat in the middle of the woodwind. #proms

The Aqua lady has one weird ass pocket, which sounds like a cheap advert on a local newspaper page "Make money with this One Weird Ass Pocket! What taylors don't want you to know."

That dancing should not be on pre-watershed #totp

Oh no! I have ruined Foundation by reimagining Gail Dornick's narration at the end of the episode to be like Arkwright's musings at the end of Open All Hours.

Does no one else yearn for the days of Robot Wars? Who wouldn't want to see HypnoDisk smash up an airfryer or Matilda trashing a microwave?

I know it's hack to pick on American units of measurement, and I know they might have other things to concern themselves with right now, but a recipe just asked for two and a half TABLESPOONS of chopped onions. America must answer for this crime.

Nice of the melty hair guy to get in a car crash to distract from rumours of his mate's death

Does no one else yearn for the days of Robot Wars? Who wouldn't want to see HypnoDisk smash up an airfryer or Matilda trashing a microwave?

If this isn't a battle judged on style, control and aggression I'm going to be very disappointed.

Nice of the melty hair guy to get in a car crash to distract from rumours of his mate's death

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AI is that annoying dude on the Internet who is suddenly an opinionated expert on whatever the daily discourse is.

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How come my brain can make a song about how I've lost my keys (to All I Ask Of You from Phantom Of The Opera) but can't remember where I put my keys?

How come my brain can make a song about how I've lost my keys (to All I Ask Of You from Phantom Of The Opera) but can't remember where I put my keys?

Just passed a hairdressers, and through the window I saw a neon sign that read 'It's a crown you can never take off', which I assume is about hair being your crowning glory but reads more to me like a fae curse.