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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

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Tiresome to keep repeating it a full decade into Democrats giving Nazis power to commit Nazi atrocities but: The government must be shut down permanently until this Nazi criminal is gone, and Democrats who refuse to go along with this should be afraid to leave their homes.

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/

Absolutely stunned at the number of these fucking dork clowns that think America is just now becoming lawless under Trump. We did the EXACT SAME THING in Panama in 1990. Vietnam. Korea. Mexican-American War. Trail of Tears. Etc. Etc. This is business as usual for the American Empire.

president xi. you are under arrest. for possession of tanks and fighter jets. things such as this

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

I think 'enrichment of himself and his cronies' theory might be a superficial read. I think this is more of the same 'embattled GOP president desperately gets us embroiled in an interminable war for the coveted 'wartime president bump'. The courts denied them war at home. They had to go somewhere.

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

I feel like Trump is jealous of Obama for taking out Bin Laden. He wants his own heavily publicized victory against a monstrous enemy of the people who killed huge numbers of U.S. citizens. More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".

FUCK

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

Don't overthink the Trump admin's reasoning here. They don't have a grand scheme. They are willing to upend the international order because they think everyone else will be too scared to fuck with them. And whatever terrorist attacks this inspires against us will just help them electorally.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

libs cheering on the illegal arrest of Maduro because “he’s a dictator” once again proving the truth of “if you scratch a liberal, a fascist bleeds”

“Debate me in the marketplace of ideas! The we’ll see whose ideology is superi—“

We are so unbelievably propagandized in this shithole country that people actively brag about working 80 hours a week and then turn around and claim “No one wants to work anymore.” The capitalists won everything and then had to brainwash you into believing that you win when they win.

I refuse to believe this is a real article. Yglesias clearly jerks off to getting yelled at for his beyond insane takes. He’ll get a lot of goon mileage out of this one.

Less “ends” and more “taken out behind the shed and ended mercifully.”

I like big butts and I cannot lie, I can recite 300 digits of pi

This individual had no right being in a *Muppets* movie.

One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters

Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

And Nancy Reagan said “gimme dat dick I’m gonna suck it”

My prints from @phineas.bsky.social came in! Absolutely love these.

Look at my Guile, dog. The producers of this film will not see the Light of Heaven

The things we have to do cannot be said on this app now.

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way

So many mods to get done on this bike next year. New seat, fender delete, quickshifter, Akrapovic exhaust, new mirrors, luggage system, frame sliders, maybe hand guards. #Motosky #Motorcycle

Who has made this 🤣

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

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if all the people who thought this way disappeared the world would be unequivocally better in every way

99% of Republicans understand nothing about intraleft politics. they’re still saying shit like “you won’t be so happy when BILL CLINTON is implicated will you?”