At a certain point there’s little else to conclude than that they get off on death.

Mrs kitty went in for her last laser session and… Good news, she’s healed so well they didn’t do it. Bad news, because of that she was with a trainee (lovely btw) not the her vet, and the stitches are still in 😔 So she’s coneward bound till next week. But she’s done incredible & she is incredible ❤️

Well he’s not sitting in the tree this year let’s put it that way 🎄🎁💝

‘You are a lesser son of greater sires’ Was he evil? Yes. But can this better be understood as being a messy bitch who lives for drama? Also yes.

Well he’s not sitting in the tree this year let’s put it that way 🎄🎁💝

Give this woman a record contract and a stadium tour. Many would risk bankruptcy ❤️

You take people who wanted nothing more out of politics than being told the r-word is fine and Harris is President. Don’t ever let them trick you into thinking there is a master plan. These are deeply mediocre people.

Dropped a banana and the look on my face - Boromir on his 3rd arrow 🤦

Keep losing track of small items, considered if Velcro shirts for this purpose exist. Currently grappling (too much) with if it’s better I’m the hook or the hoop? Some questions in life just insist on repeating themselves 😹

I’m glad I’m enjoying Pluribus. Could not with Breaking Bad, so maybe I’ll finally be cool 🥰

Going to Hell. He was so still my 1st thought was ‘is it cake?’ 🎁

Apparently tummy tickles were not what Shashow wanted after waking from a 4hr nap 😹

Looking back, I would have made a terrible academic. I had a nasty habit of reading only so much as to let me bully the most obnoxious American man in any seminar 😹🤦

Apparently tummy tickles were not what Shashow wanted after waking from a 4hr nap 😹

This is actually peak Odin comfort & I guess each to their own x

So at first thought, oh that’s cute 🤷 Her eyes though…

Yes I find joy in a new ‘great-aunt who lives alone’-core pillbox. Also yeah, it’s super sad. But that part really seems like someone else’s problem 🥰

Love Actually dear? On Prime dear? Am I going to be unbearably festive about this movie that aged brilliantly and is totally unproblematic? Yes 🥰

Dear Body, may i have a frozen treat to contrast the toasty heating, it would be such fun? 🎄❤️🎁 My teeth: No. lol Old 👻

Is it wrong that I blurted out ‘poof’ when he looked at me like that 😹 💅

No iPhone, you *WILL* accept ‘Babez’ as normal uncorrectable unimpeachable language 😹

Replacement cone but also, just *such* a lucky photo 🥰☘️

When you sneeze and three formerly comfortable animals make you feel three unique forms of guilt 🤦

Not 100% sure he benefits much from a blanket but he’s elderly and it’s cold. He’s stubborn, and I assume its not doing any harm, so stay cosy old man 🥰

I just feel like there is a world where a straight man made my wish ‘to be surrounded by beautiful women’ and if he’d be chill because - absolute babes? 😹😹😹

Trying to drift off Mrs Kitty normally goes for Eskimo kisses (headbutts with the cone) but I pretended to be out and peeked to see what she does, and she curls up into my side and just looks at me whilst I ‘sleep’. 🧘‍♀️

Society loves a naked woman, provided she didn't give herself permission to be seen

I got him out of the freezer thinking he was a little broken and then took the wrapper back and 🫦I’m not mad about it. 😹😹😹

I will open *vacuum sealed* items and there is immediately fur on them. Nvidia best not piss me of I’ll let the horde loose in the factories 😤

I cannot square this young man’s behaviour with the one who sliced my hands open trying to comfort him when moving home 😹

Snorted because I flashed back to a vid of a guy going. My boyfriend texted me talking about how it was rainy and cloudy um yeah bitch ain’t no sunshine when I’m gone 💅 Broke me 😹

Looking at wonder pick - ‘Oh I thought I had two of you … oh wait I forgot one of you is pretty’ Decades of gay brain damage 🤦

Coming in out of the pissing rain and cold and course back at home they’re competing to find out who can recline most decadently🙄

I saw a TikTok of young people calling straight people ‘defaults’ and now I’m pondering how many orders of magnitude more unbearable I would have been 🤦

Yes I bought all the tinsel in Aldi bar one length because A) last year I ordered online and they ghosted B) I was born in the early 90s to Boomers and Xmas without tinsel was NOT Xmas. So this 30 something British Cigarette will not be letting your little princess have the “shiny silver boas” 🤢

Pretending to electrocute a sleeping kitten by doing Sith lightning (tickles) into their tummies 👍

I’m so glad I was able to have a cat buddy when I was a kid. When it’s cold and you turn the heating up and they are 🧈 ball, That’s Christmas. Inject. It. Into. My. Veins. 🥰

Sometimes I don’t correct a note I make even if I know it’s wrong, thinking if it mattered I’d understand later. Let me just say 🤦 Looking at my notes, I pray I haven’t forgotten anything important.

Oh you know a Mute Word button hates to see ‘Nuzzi’ coming 🤣 I don’t think I’ve ever been shown shown so many things to read, at such a high volume, for such a sustained period of time, for someone so devoid of meaning.

Duckie has, like so many other friends of Odin… not proved suited suited for his brand of tender loving care 🤦 The squeaky in his peak is still there, just 🙃

Do you have a slightly - not even obscure - just 🤷 foreign show that you probably have taking up way more room in your head than the locals do? Like I think ‘What Would You Do?’ is popular enough but it’s like catnip to me… to a degree I think might upset yanks.

It would be so ironic if Starmer pulls the sacred throw off the Brexit elephant in the room & chances a second referendum if labour wins the next election. It would come full circle with Cameron doing it just to win. Constitutional change with no moral compass 🙃 From both parties 🥰

Saying stem requires more intelligence than the arts and therefore you (who did stem) are smarter than every single holder of arts degree is, in all fact, a really bloody stupid thing to say. k thx bi 🙏

If you begin a show with a book reading from the lead, and the contents read bear no relation to anything at all, you should look in a mirror. You’re the problem.

Mrs. Kitty feeling a bit more playful today. Hopefully just rest & relaxation till the new year, at least… I mean probably forever just to be safe 👑

If you would like a curated clip playlist of objectively the best tracks on Mayhem, may I direct you to my Apple Music Replay 🥰

Absolutely love Sabrina Carpenter and/or team looking at the burst sewer pipe of Sydney Sweeney’s decisions and noping out hard at the first chance 😹

Sorry this has always read as a film camera & I thought people were just asking each other for videos in a slightly too-online way 😅 I googled & it’s not just me! (Also no, YOU need to wear YOUR glasses)

Oh vet wanted to say hi to woofs whilst there when this absolute wave breaker caught her eye. She’s a bit unsure what’s up with his head:body ratio. So he’s going for bloods if he doesn’t have another growth spurt (🚨) to see if he may have a form of dwarfism. To triple down - already a unit ❤️