Not to be soppy. It was a pure accident the vet saw almost everyone at once and it was a really lovely experience. Because so often it can be a horrible space but when everyone gets a clean bill it’s something to treasure ✌️

Not to brag but everyone* in this house is hitting their weight goals. #JanuaryResolutionsMadeGood All about effort 💪time ⏳and focus 🧘 *The animals. The vet weighed them.

If I were young and hot would I appear on a Ryan Murphy show? Yes. Would I regret it because I’d be cast along 12 people who look *at most* like 1st cousins to me, and no one will know/care which I am? Also yes.

In any case here is a very large (somehow still only) adolescent dog that still thinks he’s a tiny tiny baby 🐶

Not going to die on any hill for social media but seriously. You. Can. Always. Just. Scroll. 🫡

I got a Machoke in the new Pokémon pack and I’m sorry I’m not the weird one for saying that’s *really* pushing it. I’m not posting it because I don’t want that heat.

I don’t know what to make of Wonder Man, but I do know it will make horrible people angry, so 🤷‍♂️

I’ve never understood the need for subtitling a very clear ‘arse’ as ‘ass’ 🇬🇧

I was going to post something about the weather where I am but I see some of you in the trenches so 🫡

This is a keg. Not to be a Maude about it but even if we don’t have a responsibility to pass on a better world they deserve better than to grow up accepting this as life.

Is she about to evolve or something? ❤️

I’ve just had my best ever customer service call (please clap) She sounded more concerned about by lost parcel than I was. I ended up saying sorry to her 😹😹

‘Affinity’ is an absolute rollercoaster ride choice of word.

Broken clocks etc.

Here photographed standing on a guide dog’s tail. If outsiders want a snapshot of the woman.

For Bush… You want to be like your father, it's approval you're after Well, that's not how you find it… 'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be You're losing control of it And it's really distasteful 🚨Please stop electing people that need the launch codes because Daddy didn’t hug them.🚨

Sheps get a bad rap, but half the time - even when they’re happy! - They look like they’re auditioning for an animal charity Ad 🥺 *or in Hela’s case a biopic of Audrey Hepburn

One thing I had forgotten about X-2 is how much every character wants to bang Wolverine 😹

I don’t recommend stuff as people are quite disparate in their interests here … but… These guys are great if you like to listen to history that doesn’t devolve into ‘what people get wrong about Hitler is…’ They’re better than just that, but just so you know!

Very on the nose but, ‘Board of Peace’ is really rubbing people’s faces in it 🤷‍♂️

Girl Dad’s are great because I’m watching this slightly stuffy historian talk about the French revolution and at one point he says of Antoinette’s hairdresser (💅) - ‘He saw his diva in trouble’ 😹😹😹

Got two (one nonchalant) cats. An aside - This is *really* good because Mrs Kitty’s reintegration has not been perfectly smooth but 🤞

I looked too deep into the void. Gonna have a conversation with a nonchalant cat 🐱 ✌️

He doesn’t care about American soldiers, ludicrous to think he’d care about this.

Cool, but please other world leaders. With Biden this has now worked twice. This was astonishing luck. It WILL NOT work for you. *looking pointedly at you Kier 🙏

Joining I think just North Korea as the worlds only necrocracies *snaps for that* 🫡

I’m not sure how I thought Ryan Murphy would deal with action, but ‘looney Tunes’ is in fact on brand 😹

This post was made in Adobe, by cats, as propaganda.

Given Driving Ms Daisy & Green Book, for the Oscar’s good, all these nominations better not be decorative…

Okay but is there no budget for production design? End of an Empire guys. Get off the floor 🤦‍♂️

His wife and children don’t love him. I would not let my father have a microphone when he was losing his mind.

‘*Most* of the UK and all of Europe’ would be doing the goose step. These are people who believe they require the US to wipe their bottoms but also believe they’d exist in an English Resistance. Dangerously unserious.

This is how I felt when Odin absentmindedly walked into a (regular size) white van. The van wobbled, he blinked and then kept on trucking. His confidence as a human would be unmatched ❤️

I don’t want to be a parent because I had to snatch a toy from a kitten because she wanted to play with it behind the bookcase (where the cables are) I said ‘You know what. You’ve ruined this for yourself’ and I’ll feel bad about that all day 🥺

Of course Julia saw the one universal truth 🧘‍♂️

I’m quite sure K-Pop Demon Hunters will be listed alongside the fall of Constantinople as the moments empires fell. *and I’m very for it

One thing getting a little more weathered has shown me is that people on the side of helping people do a lot of apologising when they’re young & the people opposed to that end up making their apologies when they’re too old to change. 🤷‍♂️

It’s deeply weird that in the UK we’re making reality tv show characters out of our politicians and the the US did it the other way around… Not sure which is worse 🤔

For like the bulk of human history if you set foot in a city and couldn’t see vibrant immigrant communities you’d think that city a failure or on the decline. When they say ‘look out a window in London, where are you’? Literally could only be London.

If there is anyone with spare change in their sofa (lol 😔) Would you be interested in joining a consortium where we invest in blackout sleep masks. I believe this to be the only ethical investment under capitalism 🫡

So if you are like me, a child of the 90s, do you sometimes dream about your mother’s tiny pastille green Feng Shui book and how if you had it you’d know peace? ✌️

I just learned the last Shah of Iran’s father was distant with him because he didn’t want him to be gay. We need to stop pretending we live in anything but a toddlers play pit. Great Men of History 🙄

✨I really don’t think these people made the best use of Uni re: Free Speech. You get to be lectured on a topic by an expert, write them a paper where you say they’re wrong and they just politely remind you you’re an idiot but there’s room for improvement ✨

Absolutely love the innovation of ‘payment periods’ in the UK… So we’ll take your money, but we’re gonna play a little messy. Might be 00:01 tomorrow or 5 in the afternoon next week 🙃

Thought I had beaten Shashow. She was playing with a bottle cap and instead of chasing I waited, snatched it up and *laughed in this kittens face* Well she now has another and has taken it to a 2nd, somehow louder, room 🤦‍♂️😹

Btw perfectly acceptable for a man to walk into a space believing he’s Patrick Bateman. You absolutely *can* walk into a space as Ring doubting Galadriel ❤️❤️

Society revoked by cartoon characters is very on zeitgeist.

In my day Liquid Glass was called Aqua and we had to listen to Steven Jobs wanting to lick the buttons. We endured. As will you. 😹

We need to think less about our potential Joker Moments™ and more about the times we push others to theirs 🧘‍♂️ *I’m talking to you American woman on the phone today.

My ‘don’t hit me idea’ of the day is that we maybe put *too* much emphasis on STEM and now we are reaping the rewards… a generation hyper in-touch with tech but unable to interrogate language.