Fun fact: I was only flagged (the last straw) for a dyslexia assessment when my economics teacher thought ‘gubernatorial’ was a word I made up.

If I were told I was moments away from death as often as Bluesky, I’d start to think I was immortal 🤷

Napoleon

If I see another inflated vascular kiwi fruit today so help me God.

She knew I was going to get a picture with tongue hanging out, in an affront to her elegance, and took advantage of night mode 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

His Versailles will have no Hall of Mirrors apparently.

He’d be worse if he were clever, but it stings more this way.

I like to wonder what a hard day for her entails.

Some amazingly bottom shelf takes on a human being asking for help today.

I’m really polite with having earphones in late at night, but if next door doesn’t get a hold of his yapping rat/dog cross he will be enduring my taste in Netflix. 😤

She went back to normal but this arm was lost. Also boots 👢

N’night - Hopefully Mrs. Kitty will have rebooted by morning 🌅

Odin’s point of view.

Sometimes when you’re feeling bad you just need to watch a woman in a chunky knit, grasping an oversized mug of tea, do a deep dive on something you will never think about ever again. 🧘‍♂️

I suppose if your brain is devoted to a looped track of an imaginary time your father told you he was proud of you, you have to do your verbal reasoning out loud 🤷

Okay, but both the hair and outfit are what my late aunt wore as a doctor’s receptionist.

Look I’m old and the rotoscoped anime avatars on YouTube scare me & I’m actually okay with being a fossil on this front.

This is what happens when you market heaven as a country club. With ‘selective’ membership.

Mrs. Kitty has shown me I actually could be a good parent. If I were a cat. A two month pregnancy, followed by a 2 month hyper-fixation, then just hiss at them when they look at you funny.

Peaky Blinders was good television but not good enough to justify its deleterious effect on British men. A terrible case of an off the shelf personality.

I show this bird to Odin every time I see it so he doesn’t give up on flight as a possibility 🐝

It’s going to slip out of his mouth, on mic, before he’s out of office.

Well that’s certainly a list of names with numbers in front of them.

Masterchef UK or a child’s noble first attempt at drawing a boxing spider?

German Shepard / Boop Weasel cross ❤️

I think microplaning nutmeg is about my limit for risk to reward.

Virgos and their opinions ❤️

The Secret Service:

Elle pense.

Snaps for them ❤️

Men will take pictures with exactly this energy with only a (silver) YouTube plaque visible.

I enjoy her nonsense.

I just really love cats. Shashow bought in a whole (dead) pigeon last week and I’m singing songs to her. There would be no such rapprochement had that been a human.

There is no such thing as patriotic history. There’s history and there’s propaganda. Also, the Wars of the Roses? There would be more to be gained from watching Eastenders if we’re going to insist on soap operas in schools.

Anyways enough screaming into the void. Sleep tight x

That’s all.

And no Rogan? She’ll never carry Pennsylvania.

N-night x

The Strait of Hormuz is open, but only when you realise the real petrochemicals were the friends you made on the way.

Pathetic.

Sweet slumbers x

Can ice cream be too progressive?

If Iran wins by virtue of a last minute assist from scurvy that’s objectively funny. Sorry 🤷

‘For less than the cost of a cup of coffee’ (Walked, fed, loved. Just resting Shep face)

I choose to blame this for the outage.

I love the Economist but it is like looking at distant star and centuries passing before the light reaches you.

My morning apple was too tart and that has overcast the whole day.

I think she’s doing aerobics. Albeit at a very leisurely pace 😹

I’d like AI to stop if for no other reason than the word ‘slop’ is too onomatopoeic and I wince at it.

No, and in large part because we (Britain) delved too deep and too greedily. Which of course no one could have seen coming based on our history.