Always worth remembering that being *into politics* and being *political* are vastly different beasts. If you’re into politics, that’s a niche with about the same reach, depth and comedic appeal as model train enthusiasm. (Something to do with electrifying trams)

I don’t want to get into no man’s land, but like if you looked at, say, a microwave and deemed it too expensive you’d just… not buy it.

My decadent Queen x

Something happened at CERN about a decade ago and reality has descended into cosmic Mad Libs.

The mother in this situation may surprise you ❤️

It is of the utmost importance that someone (anyone) get on national tv and point out Farage wouldn’t piss on his voters if they were on fire.

This picture is the most interested I’ve been in football since I had to pretend to support a team in primary school.

This feels like the zenith of the anti-intellectual movement, because I really don’t think he knows.

I’m just incapable of making a sane amount of ratatouille.

‘You just couldn’t make Paint Drying today.’

Starmer’s take on Centrism - eschewing any attempt to give everyone something to work with, in favour of annoying everyone involved - is certainly bold.

A little Sunday snooze on the murder mittens x

He can’t remember the mission only that it’s accomplished!

Oh my god, just go for it. ‘Sorry, I have to unhinge my jaw to remove my skin and take in sustenance’ 🙄

Seeing all this Nintendo stuff… do you think these game developers in the 90s had any idea that they were going to so severely hardwire children’s brains as to make them incapable of happiness in adulthood without being presented with new versions of their little pixel adventures? I mean fair play

Odin’s brave-to-dangerous ratio really pushing it. Potentially the most lethal choice of pillow 😹

The moth has to be lucky all the time, Shashow, only once.

When Giles walked in to stop Willow, that got the emotion from me I think Endgame wanted. If everything has gone to ruin that’s the only person I’d ever want to bust the door down. It feels far too soon. ❤️

Got a replacement router… and it worked straight away. This has happened twice in a row now, so the next is almost certainly going to explode in my face immediately.

Cyndi Lauper ass dog 😹

Internecine doing down between subdivisions of minorities is actually great and has always made life better for everyone involved.

Getting the cultural pulse in 2001. Incredible.

The ‘Celebrating Pride’ category on Netflix has an awful lot of crossover with shows they cancelled without reason 🤷

Day 300: I remain undetected.

Not the worst thing I’ve been called 😹

Why does the food in the cat’s bowl only exist when it’s jiggled?

A mother’s love 🥰

He could have just made it literally E.T. and had the first $3 billion dollar movie 😹

Thinking one of the cats has been injured outside and realising it’s only a child*🧘‍♂️ Not injured, just petulant, I’m not a monster*

Mrs Kitty seems to like sleeping on my stomach, but if I inhale too deeply she flicks her tail in disapproval. And that is how I would explain a cat’s affection to an alien.

Humanity, or what’s left of it, will look back in hundreds of years and say ‘we were so blinded by AI we never saw the crabs coming - until it was too late’.

🎶The world is not enough… but it’s such a perfect place to start🎶

‘Why would you think I’d scratch your arms off if you touched my belly? You’re being quite ridiculous’

Fun fact: I was only flagged (the last straw) for a dyslexia assessment when my economics teacher thought ‘gubernatorial’ was a word I made up.

If I were told I was moments away from death as often as Bluesky, I’d start to think I was immortal 🤷

Napoleon

If I see another inflated vascular kiwi fruit today so help me God.

She knew I was going to get a picture with tongue hanging out, in an affront to her elegance, and took advantage of night mode 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

His Versailles will have no Hall of Mirrors apparently.

He’d be worse if he were clever, but it stings more this way.

I like to wonder what a hard day for her entails.

Some amazingly bottom shelf takes on a human being asking for help today.

I’m really polite with having earphones in late at night, but if next door doesn’t get a hold of his yapping rat/dog cross he will be enduring my taste in Netflix. 😤

She went back to normal but this arm was lost. Also boots 👢

N’night - Hopefully Mrs. Kitty will have rebooted by morning 🌅

Odin’s point of view.

Sometimes when you’re feeling bad you just need to watch a woman in a chunky knit, grasping an oversized mug of tea, do a deep dive on something you will never think about ever again. 🧘‍♂️

I suppose if your brain is devoted to a looped track of an imaginary time your father told you he was proud of you, you have to do your verbal reasoning out loud 🤷

Okay, but both the hair and outfit are what my late aunt wore as a doctor’s receptionist.

Look I’m old and the rotoscoped anime avatars on YouTube scare me & I’m actually okay with being a fossil on this front.