This hasn’t been true since Eisenhower - who wasn’t a republican until he ran & flat out lied to conservatives to get things done.

Yeah, definitely a cat supremacist. Mrs Kitty wandered out of nowhere straight into my face - oh hey babes that’s a nice surprise. If friends or family call w/o a text? - I’m screening that. Knock at the door? - I’m playing dead. x

This is a very good subversion of this kind of vid. Would really recommend- But, it has several very dark turns that may effect survivors of abuse just so you know.

Sorry 100% not the point but like he must be actively choosing to hold his head like that constantly. There is likely mirror practice. Probably a brief to a PR consultant - ‘I *really* want to be punched’

After reflecting on being added to a ‘annoying liberal’ block list -

Zeus *won* Shashow’s sleepstakes. My little comfort vampire x

Finding out what’s happening on TikTok via Forbes on BlueSky. Just bury me where I can look over the sea ☠️ (Bonus - I believe What’s Up? Was no1 in Germany when I was born)

Thinking of Harris - ‘I wouldn’t vote for her because people won’t vote for her’ & being bought to ecstasy by the campaigns of Sanders is… a choice.

Been trying CBD gummies to help with sleep/anxiety (I’m too old & tired to be finding a dealer) and 🤷 I guess I’m a little more bright eyed when I wake so I’ll take that.

Many will say I waited too long to get a pic of Gizmo walking on the garden fence. Though it’s obviously a very dangerous big cat escaped from a zoo x

I don’t know how this is comfortable. Had to double take x

Rahm Emanuel weighing a run for the Presidency is a very good case for just intermittently telling boys ‘no.’ Even over tiny things. Just so they get used to the concept.

Odin’s op went when smoothly. Took out his own drip and couldn’t wait to get home. He got a lovely blue jumpsuit (that really accentuates his absolute unit of a head) so no cone of shame. I got him the (overpriced) duck from the vets out of guilt. He has of course not touched it x

Do not come at horoscope girls & gays if you can look another human in the eyes and say a $1TN pay packet for Musk is just sensible and logical business practice. 👍

I’m my own worst enemy. When the kittens are going like they’ve done a meter of coke I just want them to sleep. When I see them sleep though I can’t resist giving them a gentle poke so they go ‘chirp.’

I’m terrible with faces. So it’s very useful that Miller does in fact look like Goebbels so I can make a real mental link by them having the same job.

Won’t lie if I have to communicate something I said on here in real life, it’s a tweet. A post sounds like Reddit, and I don’t have 5mins of O2 to explain a skeet.

It’s amazing how ‘post-racial’ the American right is when you look for first hand sources as to why Puerto Rico isn’t a state. Um, well then brown people would have two senators in perpetuity and, um, well. Even historians can’t point to anything else! Be a shame if they were to lose funding.

Odin is going in for his gentlemen’s operation tomorrow. I know it’s v straightforward but send vibes. (I think he’ll look back & be more troubled by the 12hr fast to be honest 😹)

For the first time in ~22Mo I nearly got some cigarettes & I’m trying to work out if that’s telling me something else is the matter or maybe just I saw a sexy vampire smoke one…

This! It really gets me because when you study economics (we’re talking entry level) it’s right there from Ricardo & Smith that people do have a home bias. Yet we are told by our betters on the reg that the rich will abandon wherever they have roots to save a penny in tax.

Each night she just sort of judges which dog will make the best pillow. Odin won this time x

Argentina-China is just the dumbest imaginable reboot of Iran-Contra.

Making toast as a kitten looks on, locking eyes and sternly saying ‘No you evil butter gremlin’. 😹

A story in four parts x

Look. He was trying his best!

The neck. Bite the neck, Louis. No… No you don’t bite the blood. You suck it. 😹

Rewatching Miss Anne Rice’s Interview With The Vampire (tv obvs, don’t need a subscription to watch Cruise in the closet) & playing LegendZA. With Mrs Kitty for company. 11/10 would recommend x

Hmm could I sneak these home and convince him they are his children… or would that go south quickly? 😹

$11 for insulin is obviously better than 100s. That said, and call me a euro-commie, staying alive shouldn’t be a subscription service.

For what’s it’s worth I was taught about the former 2 at school, so don’t fear school children will be taught this!* *In about 30 to 40 years, in the UK, if they take History at GCSE.

Ugh… No man is worth the aggravation.

Lots of countries doing support rallies for ‘No Kings’ but the UK has gone with ‘No Tyrants’. Which, I get, but it does make me giggle.

Mum did not appreciate the wash. So before and after me insisting they cannot kill each other x

Just like me. Also (allegedly) men… so also me.

‘No kings means no paycheques’ is a line so cartoonishly evil… no, I apologise to cartoonists.

Got to love the little things in life. She’s having a Hela dream… it’s like other dreams but much skinnier & more legendary x

Some twats were playing with one of those strong green laser pointers outside at midnight and I thought I was getting SWATed 😹

And they were roommates x

I hope Wikipedia survives and thrives. I can’t even remember what I was looking for but I ended up reading quite a lot about rum rationing in the British & Commonwealth Navies… I fear Elmo’s version would have led me to an article on slavery apologists in the same time.

SNL often feels like when your friend who is a bit socially awkward tries to tell a story that you *know* is funny and you’re just quietly willing them not to fumble it.

I will never understand the American infatuation with putting circa 3 inches of sliced meat between slices of bread and insisting on calling it a sandwich. Just bite into a whole pig and chase it with a cracker. (Lovingly, it’s not hurting anyone x)

Unnecessary & divisive primaries… Now come on Bernard. FWIW I think there should be fewer hurdles and more people running for public office. But…

I’m so glad this was before I went to bed. I’d have had to sleep on the couch x

Not to be crude but prior to this Gizmo was licking his balls so intently that he fell off the coffee table 😹

Amazon asking me if I’m ’still watching’ after binging 6 episodes of The Blacklist is actually very passive aggressive & a touch homophobic.

Op-ooh-lance. She. Owns. Everything x

On a radio show: A White English Nationalist celebrating the ‘Pure English’ marches & blaming ‘Antifa’ for threats on the PM’s life and also, and I stress that I quote, ‘Jew hatred’ 🤮 Free square! ‘Elon Musk is the king of the world and I’m so happy’ 🤪

I know it’s an Austin powers joke but watching even films from the 00’s the ‘villainous sums of money’ seem quaint. What’s crazy is that they are still mind boggling sums for the same % of regular people as they were then. I was watching ‘Hackers’ - $14M. Loser villain… When I have student debt 💀

Why has no journalist just absolutely screamed at any of them when they are talking amount reducing costs by 600-1000%? Honestly if I were in the room my head would explode 💥