At what point does money stop being real for people? I can’t even comprehend outlaying all all that money and thinking - Well at least HALF A BILLION of this is surplus to requirement 🤦

It’s super bold putting the man with the most ‘was punched less for his money than for sport’ face available front and centre in the negotiations to avert WW3.

I have had cats since I was quite small, and never once has one managed to jab their tail into my mouth whilst walking over me. It has happed twice today! Stay safe 😹

I have just heard an American ask if Louis Theroux could be the next Micheal Moore, and I’ve never understood the arrogance of British hegemony more. ✨ There are people who are good at things from everywhere ✨

If you want a smile.

I don’t think people on the left should buy into the whole cuck, beta, soy-boy effluence. Even in retaliation. Your language shapes your mind and if you keep vomiting up this crap you’ll have to start making it internally to keep up with demand.

Absolutely love professional voice actors and they ought to be employed more but my brain does not like watching them do the voices irl. Saw the actress who does Bart for the first time in ages and that’s some cursed monkey paw stuff 🙅✝️

I’m convinced people who are rude have no inner voice.

What is the point of this man 🤦

I wonder if people will start carrying sort of reverse organ donation cards - Do not recreate. Because kids, next of kin, etc. can be awful (which I’m not saying this is) and morally I don’t think we should digitally mulch our dead.

The strange boy from Transformers is a great case study in why men going to a nodding shrink and learning a few buzzwords is so much worse than men not going to therapy 🤷‍♂️

And if you call her Kitty Girl she can handle you 👊❤️

Paradise S2EP1 may be the longest piece of television ever broadcast/streamed.

To be fair if you predicate a system on share price and economic production being extensions of one another, people can make a lot more out of ‘doing business’ than actually making something 🤷‍♂️

Louis Theroux is a class act because I could have managed until that man started punctuating with sniffs. Then honestly ⚡️🪑

Pokopia is going to create a generation of slum lords and that’s that on that!

GAYS! KISSING! AT THE OSCARS! 🌈🦄🏳️‍🌈

It's the Human Resources meme but I don't care: Sean Penn winning his third Oscar and not being there to collect it is TRASH; Katharine Hepburn winning her third (and fourth) Oscar and not being there to collect it is FIERCE.

Crispy aromatic 🐥😹

I’m sure the line was only made longer by people walking in, seeing it and realising - ‘Mother’s Day 🤦😱🚨’

Didn’t love the barber seemingly having a mild domestic with his wife over the phone *right before* having a blade to my jugular 😬😬😬 Nb. Was in Turkish so 🤷‍♂️ but he did not sound happy after.

You definitely do not get to count wars you started 🤦 *frantically drafting a letter to Nobel board nominating Alexander of Macedonia.

Respect for America will be as foreign a concept to the next generation as respect for the British. 🇬🇧

Shashow? Great girl, lively and loving when she want be, always curious, sometimes sees beyond the thin veil of this world, always buys her round 😹

Lighter note 😅 Believed Mrs Kitty had come to sit on my lap. In fact the sun had only moved 🤦

Buying men shoes that are clownishly big for them and having them feel like they have to wear them in front of the world press is a sex thing, I’m sorry.

And you thought we were going to skip Loguetown 😹🙌

They don’t do this much so I assume it’s some sort of house/family meeting ❤️

Not saying he ever stopped drinking but Hegseth will certainly think ‘wars don’t count’.

This was a 50/50 tossup, cuddles or claws 😹

I kept myself together at the Doctors today and that’s my win / total emotional expenditure for the week ❤️

Hela’s fur proving to be the most versatile fabric this season 🙏😇 *Odin modelling

If she has said she *is* the Senate once she’s said it a thousand times 😹

The devil never sleeps for fear of angels 💝

It always falls on people who receive none of it to show grace ❤️

I’ll never turn my nose up at pettiness with commitment 🫡

If all water could taste like the first glug after wicked dry mouth that would be excellent biology. At worst maybe three people drown, but think of the hydration! 😹

You know how part of the problem with the new Star Wars films was that they insisted there were only like 3 important people and their kids in the whole Universe…

Straight line from insufficiently festive Starbucks cups to Armageddon 🫡

Please Emma Stone just pop the bubble 🙏

We should nourish these minds when we find them ❤️

Cleaning out a cupboard and nearly mace myself with a broken packet of fajita seasoning. Stay safe out there. (spring cleaning 🧹🫧)

An adorable trip hazard but a trip hazard still ⚠️😹

I won’t lie boy me really dodged a bullet wanting to marry Prince William. Constitutional crisis that would ensue aside. Looking like aged witches milk at the BAFTAs 🤦‍♂️

I’d never heard this, almost certainly because I did hear only bad things about this film, but Cynthia, my heart 🥺x

It really scrapes away at the stomach watching people with job-interview smiles explaining all the ways the murdering of children is a minor mistake in this masterpiece of statecraft 🤮

If you say out loud that a dog is tired from a walk they know. Because their faces go from exhausted to filled with existential ennui real quick!

“Epic Fury” Please let life be child trying to unlock a PlayStation Trophy 🙏

There is a Lebanese lesbian on MasterChef Professionals and that is precisely my level of humour intellectually 😹