I saw them open for the Whirling Dervishes (Gretna) back in 2003

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

Ad from December 1994

[0004280] Help, my foot is thirsty!

My attention has been drawn to this delightful image.

Judge Potatoes is my favorite Judge Dredd spinoff. He's just so easygoing by comparison! Love his catchphrase, too: "You're mashed, spud!"

I am on a flight right now and the inflight wifi is inviting me to “play trending games” and ”discover fan-favorite games, like tic tac toe and chess” Chess is not “trending“ man, it’s not a hot new underground thing blowing up on social media, it’s fucking chess Go to hell

Update

my computer crashed because my dock failed, and when I managed to get windows to boot back up, my firefox had lost the contents of the previous session somehow, and I couldn't restore it. well almost: Undo close tab gave me exactly one (1) tab... a drawing of a furry bunny wearing a blindfold

NERD INFERNO is out on April 28th from @darkhorse.com. Every day until then I'm posting something from the 648-pg magilla. TODAY: Pg 1 of "Mighty Carl Jung" a retelling of the movie Mighty Joe Young with Swiss psychiatrist and psychoanalyst Carl Jung standing in for the giant ape. A personal fave.

My best/worst version of this is still Me, talking to a client: Okay, so this is like…have you ever seen My Cousin Vinny? Client: I…I don’t think I know anyone in your family. Me: 💀

"Don't go to hell. The Devil will tell you he's going to give you a cool tattoo but then he'll give you a tattoo that's something else entirely."

what if i fucking kill you

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

Here, I animated a crab taking a drag off a cigarette and wondering if it's all worth it for you.

saying that charlie brown had "hoes" is like saying that temple of aphrodite at corinth had "hoes". what was happening there was within its own cultural context, and we should be careful about describing it in modern language

the old way of telling the difference between a frog and a toad was that a frog would grant you a wish if you threw a gold coin into its mouth and a toad had a magic gemstone inside of its head. now you can just use the frog or toad identifier app.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Lower Decks understood the appeal of a multiverse: it let's you take characters who were tragically not allowed to be gay in the original work and have them kiss.

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

It has been well established that young Stalin is hot … That doesn’t have any baring on the Minions but it needs to be stated regardless

Let me state this as politely as I can

documentary in which the Minions reenact their past atrocities in Indonesia.

The other day I had the opportunity to physically visit a warhammer store. I mentioned that I was one of the guys in favor of female custodes heads and asked after that box. The store owner related that it had, despite online whining, sold out instantly.

What a tapestry of emotion in their voices

Most popular swears this week: 1. SHIT 2. FUCK 3. FUCKING 4. COCK 5. DICK 6. BULLSHIT 7. ASSHOLE 8. SHITTY 9. PISS 10. BASTARD

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SHATNER

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PLATTER.

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

i would be the Brock Samson of scissoring Millennial nannies

You know that Texas used to be part of Mexico because its senate race looks like something out of one of the northern states in the 1990s. You've got Cornyn (Corrupto Institucional), Paxton (Ultracorrupto Ultraderechista), and Talarico (Progresista).

I hate to be so forward, but would it be okay if I caress your bits? You seem like a great person, and I kinda want to get in that.

It's Jon Pertwee awareness hour. Please contemplate Jon Pertwee for the next 60 minutes. 2nd Jan 2018 | 🔁 94 🩶 188 [url]

A recent books cartoon for @theguardian.com

not allowing the mouse to *eat* a cookie not drive it, of course. you can’t drive cookies. unless they’re a parade float.

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

I wish we had gotten more of Joe Kubert's take on Superman. When everyone else was drawing him as a glowing, sunny totem of optimism, Joe gave us a hardass bruiser in scratchy wool tights who has definitely seen some shit.

I usually try to explain it like this: picture George Santos as the Rizzler. Now imagine they're Cornish. Doesn't look so much like Jerry getting a blue check was caused by bog trolls using the bat-computer now, does it?

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

I thought that Sam Altman's eyeball-scanning global surveillance platform would wither away. Ha ha ha ha! I am so naive sometimes. Now it's being integrated into Zoom, *of course*

Fix your hearts or die.

Door-breaching drunk.

I don't think anarchists should fart into the microphone. I think when they do it they're reinforcing widespread hypnophobia.

The former in a dream where my partner and I were eating at a diner, and got into a conversation with the waitress. Her name-tag read "Muffy". We found out that was short for Muffington Crescent. She introduced us to the cook, "Ned", which was short for "Needlenose Pliers".

I said the other day that the claim that the DoorDash grandma had saved $11,000 from the dumb, pandering “no tax on tips” policy made no sense. Yahoo Finance did the math. wealthofgeeks.com/the-white-ho...

When his dummy was mangled in a train crash, Senor Wences #BOTD walked onstage for his next booking carrying a box containing only its head. Removing the lid, he asked, "Pedro, you are OK?" When the head replied in a sepulchral voice, "S'awright!", a catchphrase as well as a career was born.