Lazersaurus
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Bringing my A-game to sea level.
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My actual, serious, not-bullshitting-you New Year's resolution: Make as much shitty art as I can and show it to almost no one.
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Emily McGovern
2 days ago
I may as well reshare it myself π
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I, uh... don't really mind the carousel.
about 23 hours ago
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My idiot little gremlin brain tells me rotoscoping is cheating but like
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1 day ago
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I bought picoCAD 2 because
@alphachromeyayo.com
made it seem like so much fun, so the crab is now forced to contend with the Horrors of the Third Dimension
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2 days ago
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Have I gone too far? I can never tell.
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3 days ago
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Here, I animated a crab taking a drag off a cigarette and wondering if it's all worth it for you.
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3 days ago
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Here, I animated a crab smoking a cigarette for you.
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4 days ago
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Here, I drew a crab smoking a cigarette for you.
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4 days ago
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::Listens to Bee Thousand again:: NEVERMIND BOYS WE'LL BE YOUNG FOREVER
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4 days ago
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Like all good artists, I do all my best work on the wrong layer.
4 days ago
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I kept promising myself I'd become a Guided By Voices guy, but I think I'm too old now. I think that ship has sailed.
4 days ago
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Here, I drew a cigarette for you.
5 days ago
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Nine Inch Noize is like going to that thumping club from the start of the first Matrix movie on Oops All NIN Deep Cuts Nite
6 days ago
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Playing the Guardian's cryptic crossword after playing AVCX cryptics for years is like thinking you'll be good at Dark Souls because you liked Assassin's Creed.
7 days ago
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Adulthood is realizing that this has all been a marshmallow test except that like four kids got to eat the entire bag of marshmallows before you were even allowed to wait for your first one.
8 days ago
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Backchannel talks mediated by the Sultans of Swing have reportedly stalled.
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9 days ago
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Nazariel π³οΈββ§οΈ
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P sprlk aol Hytpu Ahtghyphu lwpzvkl.
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10 days ago
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Sol Cesto is good.
12 days ago
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The best thing about Esoteric Ebb is its intensely thoughtful and comprehensive deconstruction and interrogation of Dungeons and Dragons tropes, from classes to races to alignments. The second best thing about Esoteric Ebb is stomping around and finding weird little guys to adopt.
13 days ago
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Kaizen Game Works - Promise Mascot Agency OUT NOW! π»β¨π
15 days ago
Promise Mascot Agency is 1 today! π₯³ππ THANK YOU to everyone who has played the game in the last year, it means the world to us. We can't do this without you. Lots of love from Michi, Pinkyβ, all your friends and enemies in Kaso-Machi and your pals at Kaizen Game Works. π
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I wanna be Jackie Onassis I wanna wear a pair of Dark sunglasses
16 days ago
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Literary Neil deGrasse Tyson: "Contrary to popular belief, slithy toves have never been observed to gyre and gimble in the wabe, at least in natural conditions. Researchers have produced such phenomena in lab settings, but even then only rarely."
17 days ago
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Watercolors as therapy, therapy as doomerism, doomerism as watercolors.
18 days ago
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This meeting could've been a sword.
18 days ago
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Esoteric Ebb is what would happen if Dirk Gently lived in Baldur's Gate, and that happens to be *precisely* my shit.
19 days ago
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jaen nighly || ichormancer
20 days ago
heβsa risen, waaahhhhh!!!
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou
20 days ago
Let's replace 'save scumming' with 'save game enthusiast'.
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The best part about only going to the dentist once a year is the hygienist forgets who you are so you can just recycle all your good jokes.
20 days ago
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This is my only post on this website that's ever gotten any traction. I see you, BlueSky tomato fandom, and I love you.
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25 days ago
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Bought a tomato plant a month or so ago. Ain't killed it yet.
26 days ago
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The Republican Party wouldn't exist today if we'd been mature enough in 1982 to recognize that punk and country are singing the same song.
29 days ago
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I'm sorry, but my active participation in the perpetuation of the consumer-subsidized surveillance state is actually a good thing (my doorbell camera just showed me a clip of my neighbor petting a stray cat)
30 days ago
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Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.
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30 days ago
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I don't have a lot of avenues to increase my peace of mind, but one of them is immediately muting every group text I'm press-ganged into.
30 days ago
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I read Dune and most of Heinlein by age 12 and then swore off drugs with a fervency D.A.R.E. cries itself to sleep wishing it could match.
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30 days ago
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I liked Sheepy: A Short Adventure, but I *loved* that the duck button turns Sheepy into a little loaf.
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about 1 month ago
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The most important thing to know about my opinions is that I like the Armin Tamzarian episode. Pretty much whatever else I think or say should be filtered through that lens.
about 1 month ago
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My list of daily online puzzles that I do to start every morning is now basically ridiculously long.
about 1 month ago
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Helen Whistberry
about 1 month ago
Finding out a questionable celebrity died through a rising wave of oblique and increasingly unhinged posts on here never gets old
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If I was ever a showrunner for a Star Trek show, I would make sure every touchscreen and hologram interface is depicted as a glitchy fuckin' mess that nobody ever asked for.
about 1 month ago
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It's either watercolors or The Thoughts, but sometimes it's both.
about 1 month ago
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I have moved beyond my "begging my friends to play Tactical Breach Wizards" era and am now comfortably in my "relentlessly bullying my friends until they play Tactical Breach Wizards" era.
about 1 month ago
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Kaizen Game Works - Promise Mascot Agency OUT NOW! π»β¨π
about 1 month ago
DLSS 5 Off / DLSS 5 On
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst
about 1 month ago
I'm so utterly thrown and disgusted by the inclusion of Adam Baldwin in this Firefly animated series. That man spent months harassing me (and others, obvs), tweeting out photos of me with his deranged scrawl all over them, sending me abusive messages, siccing his followers on me. It was terrifying.
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Just playing around. Just goofin'.
about 1 month ago
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The Roku screensaver probably witnesses more breakups in a day than most relationship counselors do in their whole careers.
about 1 month ago
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Eyes and tentacles, baby. Just eyes and tentacles all the way down.
about 1 month ago
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It's a weekend for watercolors, I guess
about 1 month ago
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Sometimes I feel like I should actually formally practice this, but mostly I just vibe it out, and that pretty much always feels like the right choice in retrospect even if what I'm doing never attains any noticeable level of sophistication.
about 1 month ago
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