Zero Mission babyyyyyyyyy

Took a dang watercolor class this morning and got just, like, so dang christmassy

Love how all the indie gremlins I follow on this website are the least sane about E33 winning awards. Every take is either "yeah it was fine I guess, what's the big deal" hipster shit or "since when did everybody love the same thing I love? my taste should be way cooler than this??" hipster shit.

I like to steep my tea for way too long and then put honey in it because I, too, am equal parts bitterness and whimsy.

counterprogramming the big video game thing by simply playing video games instead of thinking about video games

Bad week to be a person

This is decidedly not what the weather is like where I live, but one must keep one's hopes alive.

Looking forward to this. The NextFest demo I played kicked so much ass.

Woke fonts is what finally convinced me that we're all actually background characters in somebody else's satire.

Sometimes I paints and thinks and sometimes I just paints.

Rakshasa was VERY difficult and I feel like somebody owes me five dollars for cherrying it.

The new iOS is like meeting a person with a personality so overbearingly gleeful that the only conclusions you can draw are either they're overcompensating because they hate your guts or they're so obsessed with you that you're gonna wake up one day to find they've built a cottage in your abdomen.

hold me like she holds that taco bell cup

I should practice watercolors more

I recommend starting a doom metal band.

Spending half an hour up a ladder with a drill and then spending the rest of the day arguing with myself over how many jalapeño poppers I deserve

For my 200th post on this website, I will declare to all my desire to drive to the dollar store for a can of instant coffee.

My goal this year is to drink enough hot cocoa to sustain me spiritually from next March through November.

I have successfully replaced most forms of human interaction and personal enrichment with chasing cherries in UFO50. This is the future SUPERHOT warned us about.

Switching from Spotify to Apple Music was an upgrade solely because now I get to annoy the shit out of all my friends, neighbors, and loved ones with full-volume King Gizzard albums again.

Not to brag, but I'm the kind of person who knows a lot of people who used to live in Los Angeles.

I don't know if Metroid Prime 4 will be good or bad, but I do know that people who don't like that Samus rides a motorcycle now are simply terrified of joy.

Born too early to witness the heat death of the universe, born too late to behold the riotous conflagration of its conception.

Shit is fucked and sucks but at least it's hot chocolate weather.

Canceled my Spotify account two days before Wrapped so now I just have to announce that once again all I listened to this year was Nine Inch Nails. Like some kind of chump.

The most important part about making chili is angering as many people as possible when they learn what's in it.

The main sign of aging is how many things you used to do normally that you now do exclusively through gritted teeth.

spotify trying to make me do their job for them

The last E so now you're playing Video Gams lmao

Convincing a skeptical friend to play Disco Elysium and then watching as all they can talk about for the next five weeks is Disco Elysium is the closest I'll get to being in the Borg. It's happened like four times now and I'm not sorry. Resistance is futile.

If you have an idea for a video game and all you need is to find somebody else to write, program, project manage, and do art and sound for it, instead perhaps consider *not* making a video game and just making a manual for that game.

Wholeheartedly in principle, but you have got to come up with a way, way less-awesome counterpoint than Kevin McCallister racking up a slapstick kill streak on a bunch of xenomorphs and Weyland-Yutani goons.

'Yes' to a Metroid movie. 'No' to trying to tie it into the Mario Cinematic Universe. It'd be like trying to tie Giger's Alien into the Home Alone series.

I'm not nearly rich enough to be watching this dog show thingy.

RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.

Pac-Maninoff, a yellow pie what plays piano when not eating ghosts/food pellets. That's something, right? That's got legs?

Hooray! The first of the Thanksgaming 2025 posts is up on Kotaku, with an epic TWENTY unknown indies to check out! I'm going to put up another 20 tomorrow. Spread it far and wide! kotaku.com/indie-games-...

The thing I look forward to the most every Thanksgiving is all the emails I get from brands. Appreciate you thinking of me, brands!

"This movie's like playing Doom when there's no monsters or opponents." The MST3K Turkey Day Marathon isn't the only good thing about today, but if it was, it'd still be a pretty good day.

This social media account now only gets posts about posts about the Discourse, which means it's almost where I want it to be. If I could add just one more level of abstraction, maybe I can at last free myself from the karmic wheel of the news cycle.

I'm sorry to have to say this, but shells are simply an inferior And Cheese delivery system. Macaroni is really the only good answer, here.

If I die tomorrow, bury me with this plate of pommes boulangère so I can pay off the ferryman.

When the Second Coming hits, do you think Jesus will write His own shitposts or will He hire a social media intern

If you love a roguelike dungeon crawl, these games are exactly where it's at. Extremely heady mix of grandmaster strategizing and panicked improvisation, packed with colorful little weirdos and emergent moments.

Honestly bring a watercolor kit to the bar. Seriously #art

tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life

The best part about having a single fly in my house is how 100% of my concentration, attention, and ability to work immediately go directly out the window. Unlike the fucking fly.

If we lived in a real country, it would be illegal for mechanic shops to have Keurig machines. They would be given tax-subsidized crates of vile sub-Folgers instant coffee crystals, and customers would be allowed to smoke inside if they were drinking it.

Did I write an entire fake game manual just to get Problem Dog out of my own mind and into yours? I'll never tell.