No need to ask She’s a smooth dilator Smooth dilator Smooth dilator Smooth dilator

please enjoy this photo the vet just sent me of mr kips getting his cold laser therapy!!!

here you go @bunny.lgbt this was fun. you can get the high res image on my kofi ko-fi.com/bunsmiles

Done smoking until they bring mids back #protest #weneedmidpack

Tall beautiful women. Everyone knows they are persecuted and reviled. But what you might not know is they are more oppressed than any other group, and they’re single

I'm against Acela-rationism everyone should be able to use those trains

They don't want you to know you can sit on the front porch steps and eat breakfast but I don't depend on them for my knowledge so it's whatever

What if instead of wanting candy bubblegum and taffy he wanted apple celery and pear. What if instead of Sandy it was another man

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

The best rap songs have guru sounding at least tipsy spitting, and someone else absolutely rapping their ass off

She spent the evening debugging something

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

why do we live in a $5 per taco world

Walking around is literally a top 3 interest of mine

this one goes out to all my early 2000s no cable tv girlies

sorry I didn't reply I was setting the high score on the free donkey kong machine at the amsterdam vaccination center

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

I'm sorry but I can't get past it why does Mac and cheese want us to eat the bunnies I want them to hop around eat lettuce have fun

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 28,1947

Water that's nectar that's ichor sometimes Arnold & the Blast can wait

smoking that shit that gave bob ross the joy of painting

They dont want you to know you can go to bed at 10 but you can and sometimes its like the prettiest flowers

posting about linux is communism

How is "trans its for transit" not a thing #justsayin

Kirby 64 Ripple Star Queen #Kirby #art

Sugarbee apples gotta be somewhat sinister how are they this far past candy but still decidedly apple ..maybe they're the real lotus flowers, being stolen

the only thing straight about me is chilling

Uncensor lil b @roonapp @applemusic @napster

hydrangea fawn

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

she was a toughbook girl, she was a let's note girl

i may be completely out of weed snowed in (fuck my stupid tranny life), but i am unblocked from youtube in private windows (i love my wondrous transsexual life)

maybe this could get some of you bitches into rap #puppygirl #noise #hyperpop #digicore

every day I wake up and see people getting flamed for saying bsky isn't decentralized, and every day it still isn't

What I'm listening to today: "Teletext Rhythms" This musician is writing a music production app for Nintendo 3DS homebrew, splitting the difference between a tracker and an MPC. Here's a 20-minute live set (in the sense a DJ set is live) with Noise Commander. "EDM". www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Pi...

Daily bunny no.3205 has adapted to the cold

Morning.