ChatGPT [sucks down a small town's water supply like a bong pull]: You ever think about killing a guy?

Wtf is a Wonderwall I mean seriously

Some rare good news

this is the most fake show on 30 Rock title i have ever seen

Hell yeah, giant Aloy!

I can't believe they got away with calling it the Wii.

The hater in me sees the hater in you

it was me. I ruined the workplace.

I wish I had a me-sized pear

thanks to technology Car Park Capital has the most realistic eyes of all games

Why does no one in Fallout games ever tidy up the place

I binged Common Side Effects last night and oh boy was that good - not intentionally but I just kept wanting to watch one more. Amazing visuals and a story with a bunch of heart. Especially enjoyed the Copano and Harrington storyline.

The big worm in the moon says we're allowed to keep celebrating Halloween for a few more months.

Gildun is, without reservation, the most fun to write.

Standing at the grocery aisle upset that all the 'indoor' cats on the packaging are all fluffballs and that doesn't represent my Bogdana at all 😔

How's it always just one mosquito fucking me up?

Got an email that the hair salon accepted my appointment request and thank god they did because I couldn’t handle facing a rejection I didn’t even know was possible

Even after 7 years I'm still stopping to take photos of this city.

aw man that's where I kept my realms

Starting a thread to track my journey to 100% robert pattinson filmography completion

John Cena flat white video but it's me talking about all the fried chicken places in Amsterdam

Showing the midwife my Death Stranding trophies so she knows I'm ready for the baby

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

The post-Winamp era of computing is straight up dogshit.

90s themed noodle shop called Everybody Loves Ramen

“major pivot during production”

If lead was an allomantic metal gen x would've been unstoppable

annual anniversary KFC feast 💞

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

one battle after another tonight!

Everyone please stop talking, I’m in the highly stressful process of buying concert tickets

I came into work and was like, 'Huh, that's a really cool lock screen' and now reading this thread I'm like 'WOW that's a really cool fuckin lock screen.'

33 year old grown ass adult and still mortified the dentist will tell me off for not flossing enough

For the last few weeks my coffee machine has been making coffee that tastes like hot bin juice, and it hasn't curbed my coffee consumption one bit which I guess says something about my ADHD-ass relationship with caffeine

hows netflix gonna do a captain planet reboot when like half the US would side with hoggish greedly rn?

they're replacing the ref's penalty cards with blue eyes white dragons

I accept your quest, but ✋ you may dispense with the reasons, justifications, and stories. Simply place a marker upon my map and I'll be on my way.

back in my happy place

Announcing signing with @devolverdigital.com !!! DEMO OUT NOW!

Stoked to have a short story included in this collection alongside so many awesome writers. Pick it up if you can!

Does your September need a nostalgic MySpace-era zombie story featuring a lovable cast of stoners? Because the September issue of Black Sheep might have just the nostalgic MySpace-era zombie story featuring a lovable cast of stoners for you.

Try spending 10,000 hours not being a dumb bitch.

from your favourite developer of games that never came out like pigeon simulator and last man sitting, comes the next thing that never comes out: HandPlant #gamedev #screenshotsaturday

alright, this one's going to ruffle some feathers. i wrote about how we're in the midst of a crisis of movies that don't actually say anything, with Alex Garland's Civil War standing in as the key example: goodones.beehiiv.com/p/the-shit-h...

rolling one up in the tree star

White Australians referring to immigration as an "invasion" is ludicrous like, oh, and how did you get there, dude??

When does Robert pattinson get his Oscar I’m serious

Starting a thirsty star wars fan fic site and calling it Wattopad