Democrats are going to post very strong words on this website today.

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Like, the good luck charms many baseball fans practice are absolutely a form of ritual magic from an anthropological standpoint, but imagine what American baseball would look like if Protestants didn't have hangups about ritual magic being Satanic and didn't need to maintain plausible deniability.

dragonair when she takes her lexapro vs when she doesn’t

Its kinda neat that we live in an era where there could very well possibly be a Butlerian Jihad in our lifetimes.

What we really need is a social media platform that lets you selectively block people from interacting with specific posts. There are any number of folks I've bumped into who are perfectly lovely EXCEPT for one particular topic they cannot resist engaging with that activates their Shithead Mode.

The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.

Congressional investigation now.

your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe

Jeez. I thought my comic about the president's turkey fucking gaffe was hyperbole, but reality is impressive.

I'm not saying it would necessarily be a POSITIVE outcome, but it would certainly be a VERY FUNNY outcome if centuries of strident prescriptivism end up going down the toilet because it turns out the academic register is so easy for LLMs to mimic that the false-positive problem proves irresolvable.

Warhammer Fantasy is kind of refreshing and realistic because it depicts Britain as a land of primitive savages who live in mud huts and America as a land of psychotic bloodthirsty slavers who sail the seven seas looking for victims to exploit

a whole lot of people think being anti-ai gives them the mandate of heaven to say whatever wild shit they want

FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT

"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.

I'm not normally religious, but I will say a short prayer to whatever dork ass God that Philip Rivers believes in to let his passes fly far and straight and his ACLs stay strong and mighty.

GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son

Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling” Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

I can't speak for anybody else, but for me, sometimes the whole executive dysfunction thing can get bad enough that I wrap all the way back around to being productive. I once wrote four hundred lines of code while procrastinating on the act of putting on a shirt.

[1/3] I know it sometimes seems like people who know their history are weirdly invested in complaining about the "generically medieval" thing, but let me put it in fandom terms.

One of those half-a-dozen-hot-girls-and-one-bland-dude RPG parties where they all take turns being the boy.

Just want to get to this part of thanksgiving tbh

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.' people.com/donald-trump...

Stephen King: “I wrote Pet Sematary as a cautionary tale of what happens when a grief and despair overpower the order of a natural world” Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”

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"make invalid states unrepresentable" pales in comparison to my strategy of assuming the state will always be valid

the goal of posting is to convey every possible thought until you can communicate exclusively via quoting your own posts

Mamdani is going to implement SSHaria law. Communications will be end to end encrypted.

Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne

"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

it's fucking criminal to me how underappreciated apocalypse world is

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

What an unprincipled and spiteful coward.

Boy, sure doesn't SEEM like wall to wall coverage of Mamdani dragged down Democratic turn out or juiced opposition in other races... 🤔🤔 Maybe the reactionary pundit class are fucking idiots?

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

If you’re a slur you gotta get out in the real world and hang out with the other slurs. Even or sometimes especially if they’re not the same slur(s) as you

Experts predict that by 2026, 100% of US government spending will go towards the construction of visual metaphors for the US government

"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something

a dialectical snake eating its own ass

Do you think people who feel they have an intimate relationship with their LLM should be classed as having a mental disorder, along the lines of a delusion or addiction? Either way, what's the reasoning? Hard to tell because stats are scarce, but I wonder if this is going to a big argument?

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

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