The Infamous Grouse
@infamousgrouse.net
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World-weary 50-something British geek, still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up.
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4 days ago
“My favourite time of day is when my husband is dead. I mean asleep. I have a coffee, check my email, and get ready for the day. DIE, DONALD! WHY WON’T YOU DIE?”
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11 days ago
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Bremain in Spain
11 days ago
Spotted on Facebook- just had to share
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Lul
12 days ago
Listening to
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
and after saying the name 'Douglas Carswell' immediately quipped 'What a Country' and I nearly spat my tea...
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It seems as though there’s always a
#Babylon5
reference these days,
@straczynski.bsky.social
’s gift for prophecy being proven increasingly and disturbingly on-point. (I understand the toy store folks are pushing back legally. Good luck to them).
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12 days ago
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Jim'll Paint It
12 days ago
As requested by Luke Hooverhead
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In this mad timeline in which
#Babylon5
is a playbook and not a warning, we are now deep in the "Point Of No Return" phase. Next we find out who in the military is prepared to follow illegal orders. And if we get to "Severed Dreams", that's when the President orders the bombing of civilian targets.
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Pentagon readies 1,500 soldiers to possibly deploy to Minnesota, officials say
Troops with the Army’s 11th Airborne Division in Alaska are preparing after President Donald Trump’s Insurrection Act threat, according to defense officials.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/01/18/trump-minnesota-insurrection-act/
15 days ago
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Autocorrect has rearranged the letters of the word “Wanker” there for some reason.
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18 days ago
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Its rider’s name was Death...
23 days ago
Greenland
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Duncan Jones
about 1 month ago
Well it sounds terrible when you put it like that!
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Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc
about 1 month ago
Real Americans stand like theyre the front half of a centaur
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C. Robert Cargill
about 1 month ago
A coffee forward venue named BEAN ME UP, BISCOTTI
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Nice to see
@katiemeluaofficial.bsky.social
has updated her classic, but I don't think the lyrics are as poetic as the original.
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"I will feed him."
#StarTrek
#Lego
about 1 month ago
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For a few seconds I thought
#Lego
had included an Armus Easter egg in the new
#StarTrek
set, but it turned out to be Troi's hair.
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Steve Morgan
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Private Eye Magazine
about 1 month ago
Spare a thought this festive season for those who will be spending the Yuletide period all on their own, with no family to visit them. People like ‘A’, who will spend this Christmas without any of his titles. From the new Private Eye, out now.
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I’m so out of touch with popular culture that I spent a few moments wondering who ”More Reportedly Eyed” was.
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about 2 months ago
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c0nc0rdance
about 2 months ago
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage. Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word. A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
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Mr Steve N Allen
about 2 months ago
Police say they're now seasoned travellers. It's goodnight from me. And it's goodnight from him. Goodnight.
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Aaron Rupar
about 2 months ago
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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Bit of a dark plot line, this one. I prefer the ones with the Daleks.
2 months ago
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Liz Webster 🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺
2 months ago
💥 This is the economic equivalent of a senior Vatican priest admitting the Pope is wrong about God. Even the architects of Brexit are confessing the truth 👉while Farage still lies.
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Liz Webster 🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺
2 months ago
*GARGANTUAN* 💥 Economist for Brexit admits 🟥 Brexit made Britain poorer 🟥 Biz investment collapsed 🟥 Productivity weakened 🟥 EU-facing firms cut jobs & spending 🟥 Trade barriers drag economy down 🟥 Brexit deepened fiscal crisis 🟥 No meaningful upsides 🟥 The damage undeniable in data 🧵
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Dan Douglas
2 months ago
not saying i had a hand in this but i’m not not saying that
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Stephen Farrow
3 months ago
An entire new dimension of naffness:
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Trump’s new gold Oval Office sign draws mocking and anger
Written in cursive gold script, new sign was affixed beside office’s door while shutdown jeopardizes Snap program
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/05/trump-oval-office-sign
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Bill Madden
3 months ago
World's happiest bus. 🥰😂🤣👇
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iucounu
3 months ago
ooh an email titled Important information about your subscription, I wonder if the price is going down
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Alasdair Beckett-King
3 months ago
Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
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Andy Kostrub
3 months ago
Updating my LEGO White House
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni
3 months ago
I was in hysterics in the supermarket this morning. Surely this is not what The Prodigy were singing about!
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Clayton Hove
4 months ago
Fuente Desconocida
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Lionel "Extra Cupholders" Toy
4 months ago
Acetaminophen is actually easy to pronounce. The ending is "meta fin" and the beginning is "ah see da" as in "ah see da Epstein files still haven't been released"
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"Go take a flying f*ck at a..." (with apologies to Kurt Vonnegut)
5 months ago
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There are really only two interpretations: 1. Starmer is a colossal racist who has accidentally said the quiet bit out loud, or 2. He is not a colossal racist but just wants to end the use of hotels. Either way, the common factor is piss-poor media / comms skills. Hasn't he had training in this?
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5 months ago
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Niall McAuley
5 months ago
Every time TV or the papers touch on an area you know a bit about, you can see how careless, slapdash an ignorant the coverage is. But I'm sure it's grand the rest of the time.
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To be fair, Bruce, you can probably afford to take the L on this one.
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Parody Nigel Farage
5 months ago
These morons moved to Spain because there were "too many foreigners in the UK".
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Robert Reich
6 months ago
I wish more politicians understood how the economy is rigged against regular people the way Bill Burr does.
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6 months ago
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I see this timeline's version of Skynet is unusually patient, not going straight for instant nuclear annihilation but aiming for a slow culling humanity one idiot at a time, starting with the low-hanging fruit.
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6 months ago
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Me: "I think I'll stop playing
#Cyberpunk2077
for a bit. All of the psychotic behaviour and Ripperdoc body horror is getting too much. I think I'll read the real-world news instead." The real-world news:
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Cornwall surgeon accused of fraud over amputation of his own legs
Neil Hopper, 49, from Truro appears in court accused of lying to insurers about how he lost his legs
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jul/23/cornwall-surgeon-accused-of-over-amputation-of-his-own-legs
6 months ago
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I saw this comment on a Scrabble discussion thread. Chances are I'd have completely missed the romantic clues as I headed down to the all-night convenience store to buy a dictionary and a highlighter pen.
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Emma Monk
7 months ago
Right, so I was asked to take a look at this headline and as you can imagine, there is a lot wrong with it! 🙄 This was initially published in @thetimes and then picked up by the usual GB News, DM, Telegraph etc Let’s take a look….👀 🧵 1/26 (1/1)
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Some quality fashion / dog puns for your Saturday afternoon.
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(1/2) Playing back
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
's Friday show on
@globalplayer.com
and the audio glitches at 1:19:17 during an EE ad, crashing the whole audio subsystem on my iPhone11 / iOS18.5. Had similar once before with a Tesco ad, but that only crashed the Global app. The web-based player has a…
7 months ago
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It's amazing how prescient the movie
#WarGames
was with some of its possible nuclear war strategies.
8 months ago
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Jesus wept, Bob, you can see the actual germs under a fucking microscope. You can literally watch them infecting cells on a molecular level. Where are the comparable results from your miasmometer, Bob?
#Idiocracy
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