youtube.com/shorts/HauyT... Moving cars on and off the showroom floor was one of my jobs at the Porsche dealer. This is why I have almost zero fear parking and navigating small spaces today LOL.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Merry Christmas you freaks

Not the Goon phase watch 😭

Hey

California Car Cuck Chair 🪑

a watch for true fans of whorology

Looks like @jerrythegshep.bsky.social can't catch a break and still has a job to do as a reindeer. Its a simple one though. Just stand still in the front yard and look cute :3 Merry Christmas y'all!

oh deer

*turns into a wankwolf at the full goon*

commission for @pooltoy-party.bsky.social of their sweet pooltoy Pivot! #furryart #inflatables #pooltoy

bacon can be delivered directly to the face???

I have laundry going and I want to get in VR tonight, but I have near zero confidence we won't loose power.

I ended up climbing up a ladder and cleaning out the landlords gutters on her house. I did my good Christmas deed.

I got my burro e parmigiano I wanted to make yesterday. And yes, I used Cavatappi. I do what I want 😼.

Goon phase 😹😹😹

Merry Christmas! Who wants to sit on my lap and tell me their wishes? (Photo by Antwelm)

🎄Holiday times smooth times 🎄 #mediliart

The power is back. It's a Christmas miracle.

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

I bought all the stuff to make burro e parmigiano tonight, including a fresh block of parmigiano reggiano, but bowl of chips by the flashlight it is.

VRChat is having an outage, but thats fine because our power is out too. Maybe I'll go for a walk?

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals~ Don't mind me, I'll just be over here enjoying my deer lights tonight 😳 If I get enough likes before Christmas day, maybe I post the uh... "fun" video as a gift to you all 👀💦

Anyone who didn’t deactivate in 2024 deserves their content stolen by Grok

Merry Christmas

He wants you to notice his new jockstraps! I couldn't decide which background to keep so have both I guess!

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Hey girls, I heard there was a show? #swatchertv

Firr-bou (Art by @kitsunekit.bsky.social )

Most speakers can't track a square wave because they cut so many corners.

This place, this life no longer sparks joy. It's time to look for a new adventure.

the pipeline is real, do not deny the pipeline

big page of squeaky dogs for @barklikea.dog !! WOOF #furry #furryart #inflatable #pooltoy

Totally not thinking of knocking every ornament off the tree, nope

my bluesky

Dems: “Release all the files” Republicans: “Ohohoho, your precious Bill Clinton is implicated! Your plan backfired hehe 😏” Dems: “I don’t fucking care. Release all the files” Bill Clinton: “I don’t fucking care. Release all the files”

Ok, which one of you sent me this @tommysiegel.bsky.social extremely accurate birds calendar? It's very inappropriate and you should be ashamed. It will hang in my office.

every day this becomes more true

This is what wanting to fuck a fictional character feels like

1/2 Kofi rewards for December

god

You like #squeakysaturday, don’t you? 😏 📸: @twigybranches.bsky.social

pooltoys are good for kissing

That face..🐈🐾😅