In this kid's book Mrs Large thinks she needs to lose some weight... so she makes everyone in the family go on a diet. What a great way to teach my children about toxic behaviours.

They're coming for your underfloor heating too... youtu.be/AyTOQCNfckQ

Enjoy your next bathroom trip while you can. They're coming for your towel rail. open.substack.com/pub/mrsteven... #NetZero 💩🌦

And now I present to you El Nino 2 - Jet-Stream Willy. elnino48k.tiiny.site Even I haven't made it to level 6 yet. Let me know how you get on.

I didn't spot it during the live stream but this might actually be one of the nicest comments I could get.

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It's not all news on Almost Daily, I'll give you that.

It looks like it's the end for #DoctorWho... or is it? #TheDoctor

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If you have been thinking, “It’s all very well watching Steve’s videos on YouTube, but isn’t there way I could do the same while giving him money?” You’re in luck! You can now “join” whatever that means. www.youtube.com/channel/UCfu...

Are the Jackson's reforming?

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Want to hate Royal Mail just a little bit more? Here's a news story to help. open.substack.com/pub/mrsteven...

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Yes, I will crowbar an impression into any conversation on radio.

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I spotted a maybug coming out of my lawn yesterday. I just Googled how to get rid of them and found out they're actually called Cockchafers, and now I 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 want to get rid of them.

I'm looking out for Barry Manilow's health [on Almost Daily]

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I did a podcast today. Last one from this bumper week of plenty. Tuck your ears into this... open.spotify.com/episode/66iE...

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This half-term has taught me that my kids play together really well... ...as long as they know I'm watching... ..and I shout 'stop' before they do anything they think of doing.

A little read before bed - you can now lock yourself out of your own fridge. Thanks, technology! Have a read - open.substack.com/pub/mrsteven...

Here's today's podcast offering. This episode includes: Me Some news Other stuff open.spotify.com/episode/0K2w...

Apparently Nicola Sturgeon is in a terrible mood over this. Well, I overheard someone saying she was a little cranky.

There's nothing like your neighbours having a barbecue to make you think your house is on fire just for a split second.

Meanwhile, the King goes musical.

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Bad news for seagulls. [And there's more bird news on today's YouTube show at 12pm too.]

Donald Trump posts about aliens. The truth is out there. #DonaldTrump #aliens [From today's Almost Daily]

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Mobs were fighting to buy a watch. It's nice to know at exactly what discount rate society crumbles. open.substack.com/pub/mrsteven...

Is bad texting grammar really a turn off?

Meanwhile, in Britney Spear news...

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"...and that's my job!"

This bothers me about the news.

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Get y'sen some podcast, youth! I have a new little walk through some news. It's audio-only, on Spotify and all other podcast places. open.spotify.com/episode/4BoC... Including: • Zombie Starmer • Alan Carr Incel • Unfunny Birthday Gift • Rich Chocolate

At least I look thinner there

@mrstevenallen.bsky.social Could buy plenty of Star Wars cards with that!

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Star Wars superfan couple got married... and so much more. #StarWarsDay

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We are back with American Exchange - talking US politics and an update on the madness happening in my home country. I'm joined by political strategist Rachel Bitecofer with additional thoughts from the brilliant @mrstevenallen.bsky.social Check it all out here www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su4U...

Facial hair update

Watch out! You could be fined for swearing.

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