They've made a robot hand! It's coming for us! [Even while the live stream isn't on, we're still reviewing news like this. Get ready for the next show tomorrow at 12pm www.youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📹]

Want to know how to beat insomnia? Don't ask the Daily Mail.

I'll post this now before I legally have to take it down.

Today, 12pm🕛 I’m streaming live on YouTube 📹 covering... • East Egg success • People who talk to plants • Stealing from migrants • Oasis do even more • And something about dentists again Join me at 12pm in the chat. Here’s the link 🔜 youtube.com/live/CfYMAwj...

Right, my face may be numb but we're trying a live broadcast at 12pm🕛 covering... • BFF China • Gen Z’s Nookie • The cause of baldness • World War (about football) • And something about dentists Join me at 12pm in the chat. Here’s the link 🔜 youtube.com/live/w-2PuPU...

Keir Starmer is heading to China to fix relations between the two countries. Good. It's so much better to be spied on by a friend.

I made a "making of" style video as I was knocking about making my content today. Go on, treat yourself. youtu.be/YJS12fhN3qQ

Watch out for the witches. Good advice, if you're online. Have a quick read open.substack.com/pub/mrsteven...

Here's the latest on the Beckhams

Today, 12pm🕛 I’m doing a Friday 'Live n Loose' on YouTube 📹We got... • Brooklyn Beckham Exclusive • The Amazon cat • Meghan’s next flop • Trump goes to war • And something about AI Go ask stuff in the chat. Here’s the link 🔜 youtube.com/live/fqKA5rY...

I'm excited. Nigella's back, baby! #GBBO

Are you ready for more news? Today, 12pm, I’m streaming live on YouTube 📹 covering... • Trump gets Greenland • Kids can’t even use a book! • Amanda Holden stripped off • Team Brooklyn • And something about Amazon Join, watch, chat. 🔜 youtube.com/live/ChzKPwK...

People on the Internet seem to be very upset with the way Nahla Ake sits in the captain's chair in Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Leave her alone. Having haemorrhoids is not funny.

I don't want to come across as a bad boy or anything but I can't remember the last time I "safely ejected" any hardware. Ooooh.

Robert Jenrick - does he have a problem with women?

Today, 12pm🕛 I’m streaming live on YouTube 📹 covering... • Optimism? • When Trumps attack • What did Starmer’s speech do • Winter Olympics scandal • And something about aliens Join me at 12pm in the chat. Here’s the link 🔜 youtube.com/live/5eKD-He...

My podcast for the day has just dropped (*shudders at use of young person's language, but you gotta do when you gotta do to get people to listen) open.spotify.com/episode/34Re... And for those with a visual impairment, here's the podcast plug in Braille ⠎⠞⠑⠧⠑⠀⠝⠀⠁⠇⠇⠑⠝⠀⠁⠇⠍⠕⠎⠞⠀⠙⠁⠊⠇⠽

So, in his speech, Starmer is saying he will avoid a trade war with the US by..... doing absolutely nothing? Like one of those bears where you're meant to play dead?

Here's a clip of me talking about the weather. How very British.

I don't normally podcast on a Saturday, but when I do, I do it like this. open.spotify.com/episode/7mCB... A quick romp through some news. 14mins of fun. You can fit that in.

Don't vape near your pets! #comedy #news #catsanddogs

Tonight at 9:30, a broadcasting moment in history! Steve N Allen Almost Daily goes Almost Nightly for one night only. Join me for... • X Folds • Return of Dad’s Army • Loo of the Year • Saturday’s front pages 📰 • And a review of the week 🔜 youtube.com/live/vu8A1Ya...

It looks like we're on for tomorrow night's live stream show. 9? 9:30 good?

Another thing you can get fined for... mrstevenallen.substack.com/p/woman-fine...

Well, look at this. A Radio 4 show I wrote on is up for an award. I'm biased but I'd say it should win something, if only to help me get more work, obvs.

Meanwhile, in employment news...

Today, 12pm🕛 I’m streaming live on YouTube 📹 covering... • Greenland is saved! • Hotel on the moon? • Guinness £10/pint? • Banning your horn • And something about Prince Andrew Join me at 12pm in the chat. Here’s the link 🔜 youtube.com/live/z2ax1CY...

Teen wins #Jellycat record. Because that's a record now, apparently.

So, in the #Pluribus finale, Carol shacking up with Zosia is just as bad as Koumba's hot tub scene. And yet we judge one and not the other.

I'm always on the look out for new ways to mention my ko-fi.com/mrstevenallen site while doing the live stream. This is the latest. I'm not making a song and dance out of it but... What do you think?

Only an hour till this bad boy gets started. Today, 12pm🕛 I’m streaming live on YouTube 📹 covering... • Where gets freedom next? • Banning X • Under-16s banned from social media • A China crisis Join me at 12pm in the chat. Here’s the link 🔜 youtube.com/live/G1ILn10...

On my live stream show (Tuesday, 12pm, YouTube) we might talk about my interview this morning on Times Radio about banning X. It may have been so early I didn't really understand the question.

I've been doing a little pre-recording for Tuesday's live YouTube show. Tune in at 12pm to find out what all this is about.

"Oh, that Ayesha comes across as one of the nicest people on radio..." but...

We've been keeping it classy this week on #SNAAD

5pm Business chats Anniversary of David Bowie death 5:35pm Saturday comedy panel w top stand ups @rialina.com & @mrstevenallen.bsky.social

A little clip from earlier on. I was on Talk covering the big issues. #running

Guess what you're doing at 12pm today? Watching this! My YouTube livestream show 📹 covering... • Grok's in trouble • Labour U-turn again • Should you fat jab? • Lammy to save Greenland See ya at 12pm in the chat. Here’s the link 🔜 youtube.com/live/r9SyPhz...

Hang on. The Coalition of the Willing have signed a Declaration of Intent? Oh, phew. Thank f*** for that. Because, for a while back there, I thought we were screwed.

Macron's wife is legally a woman now. #macron

Is it wise to bet on Jesus?

Today, 12pm🕛 I’m streaming live on YouTube 📹 covering... • Who'll be the 245th State? • Banning old drivers • More bad news for pubs • The NHS app is a pain in the a... Join me at 12pm in the chat. Here’s the link 🔜 youtube.com/live/x9JL9Ve...

I think I'll be free to do a live stream at 12pm. You get one phone call, right?

Tesco Value Range is back. Is that a good sign? Have a read of it. ➠ open.substack.com/pub/mrsteven...

And if you need a podcast that your husband would rather get his prostate checked than listen to, subscribe now to Steve N Allen's Almost Daily.

Isn't all of the debate about Venezuela at the moment simply this, "What do you do when bad people do bad things to worse people?"

Have you heard of Bird Theory? Here it is explained.

Slight change of plan today... 11am I'll be on BBC 5 Live guessing what 2026's news will bring @bbc5live.bsky.social 12pm Let's do a live-stream on YouTube.com/@mrstevenallen 1pm I'll be on Talk. I'll be reviewing today's news "There's never been more chances to miss Steve N Allen"

A very very early heads-up on this. I should be free to do a live-stream tomorrow at midday, but it'll be tight. I get off BBC 5 Live at 11:59. But I'm a fast commuter. So, join me at 12pm, Friday in the chat. Here’s the link 🔜 youtube.com/live/a1VToVD... *crosses fingers*

I think my New Year's resolution this time is to stop answering "I don't know" when I really mean "I don't care".