...and you don't even need to know who this is about to know who this is about.

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Every time..no matter what the orange dickhead says Fartage has never got the guts to say it's a load of bollocks. This man is an absolute danger to this country

@mrjamesob.bsky.social He has form for trashing science and scientists uk.news.yahoo.com/nigel-farage...

During WW1 there was a rumour that aspirin caused the Spanish Flu. As I was writing about that last year I often shook my head in disbelief at the stupidity of our near ancestors. Seems a lot of people are still dumb enough to believe nonsense.

Just like Peter Cook, David Frost and TW3 undermined the Macmillan government it seems humour may damage Trump. Trump can't take a joke and his idea of humour is kicking down and witless insults.

Tbh this was Enoch Powell's argument early on — the way to improve race relations is to have fewer immigrants — so not really a Labour argument is it? Of course immigration should be controlled but it already is controlled, in multiple ways. She's talking as if we have open borders

It's obvious that many political reporters know next to nothing about the history of UK immigration policy. Might be useful for all Westminster correspondents to sit a crash course in major policy areas so they don't silly stuff like this

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Ignore the haters, London is the 🐐

I think you should phone Nigel's show tomorrow and see if you can have a word with Nick, @mrjamesob.bsky.social

'Everytime you think it can't get any worse...in he comes with the most extraordinary nonsense.' As Trump links paracetamol to autism, @mrjamesob.bsky.social feels we ought be 'better at distinguishing between normal occupants of the presidential office - and baboons'.

A very good thread 🧵.

Thinking that the most patriotic thing you could do is to stick some flags on lampposts to raise awareness of that ITV documentary last night. Strange that patriotism is always just diet racism, rather than an impulse to defend your country from born-to-rule sociopaths who are provably hurting it.

“We’ve just got to stop taking the right wing at its word on free speech. What they actually want is to be insulated from any criticism. This is a fundamentally political story that echoes what we’ve seen from Meta, X, Amazon, Tesla, etc. whose fortunes are tied up in their relationship with Trump.”

Now go and listen to the full episode and bung us a few quid on ko-fi.com/quietriotpod

@happytoast.co.uk that's an unfortunate crop...

To paraphrase @iandunt.bsky.social - "Jesus Fucking Christ" 🤦

Pinched from over there

ALL SANE PEOPLE: PAY ATTENTION TO THIS !!!!! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

It's a peculiar enthusiaism, I admit, but this is a great morning for fans of right-wing media contortions. The desperation to find negatives in an obviously successful trip is a joy to behold. Even for those of us deeply discomfited by the whole event.

The special DNA of the British media. Let’s find the downside! £150bn investment in UK 5m extra NHS appointments Hillsborough Law Workers Rights London crime rate way down Greater protection for bees These things are important.

Farage has resorted to threatening to sue people who talk about his Stamp Duty avoidance via his girlfriend suddenly finding £885,000 out of thin air to buy a house. Let’s keep talking about it, he can’t get away with his corruption & threats will not work! #NigelFarage

Meanwhile, in Kent, voters who voted for face-eating leopards confess that leopards are going door-to-door smearing voters faces with delicious BBQ sauce...

It will probably make you feel better as well... (This is about the UK, btw, not any other country) 2/2

A challenge to everyone: When the government announces something, it won't ever be 100% aligned to the ideal way you had in your head about how that thing ought to have been tackled. So instead of making a negative comment, pick out something you do like & focus your comment entirely on that. 1/2

What’s happening in Gaza is a genocide.

In London, hate will never win.

Trans rights are human rights.

"Nick is also widely reported to be a Billionaire. A real working class hero eh? Wake up people. Reform is a con to keep us in our place at the bottom of the food chain." via @dailypolitik.bsky.social

Quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard today, @mrjamesob.bsky.social #chapeau

fullfact.org/government-t... Time for a bit of a reminder. No govt is, or ever has been perfect. At least we currently have one that's getting on with the job.

Keep it going! Let the fascist despot know he's not welcome here!✊️

RIP Janey

Trump's not even brought the real Melania with him, that's one of the inflatable ones

Kemi Badenoch refusing to acknowledge that Tommy Robinson is "far-right", now on LBC, and refusing to condemn Elon Musk's words. In fact she says what Musk said *isn't* incitement. So what would be incitement then? How violent would his words have to be before he was deemed a threat to this country?

I feel like we’ve missed a trick by not having Trump taken directly from the airport to Beckonscot Model Village where everyone there insists it is the whole of the UK and it’s always been that size before making him talk to all the tiny people for days and have tiny dinner in a miniature palace.

Join me in condemning this kind of statement and this kind of hate.

#ILoveYouJamesBut A special request, @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Can we just call him Robby Tomminson, because it sounds roughly the same but also makes him sound like someone from children's tv

Kemi Badenoch refusing to condemn Elon Musk, saying "she doesn't think" he was inciting violence, and that his comments can be interpreted in multiple ways

Trump is coming to the UK to AVOID the EPSTEIN story. Unfortunately the British public just crowdfunded the WORLD’S BIGGEST PHOTO of Donald with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein. And here is right outside Windsor Castle, where Trump is staying with the King this week.

I think we should be able to see Danny Kruger defec(a)ting in real time, like a dog with a shitty arse pulling itself across the Axminster by a his front paws.

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100k protest in London while 100k villages are missing their idiot

I’m sorry to do this. But this Grisham character seems to have overtaken me in the Legal Thriller charts. He seems to think he’s some sort of big cheese. If you, like me, seethe at this injustice, #TheCutThroatTrial is currently *half price*. Together we can get him.

WE ARE NOT THE SAME! Stephen Miller said that Kirk's last message to him was a call to dismantle radical left organizations fomenting violence across the US and he will make this happen in Kirk's name. Right extremists were responsible for 75% of all extremist murders in the US from 2013 till now. 🤨