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This unfortunately links to FB but it's still an interesting take/skit on chatGPT www.facebook.com/share/v/1BYx...

Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded. It was quite the shindig.

I cannot recommend @qed enough! If you're not going to the last QED (😭) in person, take advantage of the online streaming tickets! #QEDCon #teamscience #skepticism

What happened: I answered the door singing stupidly, assuming it was the other half but ofc it was actually Amazon Man 🥴

I shall quench the lights and release the hounds. There'll be no pandering to the whims of manservants in this shire!

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

The UK is so transphobic I as an American know what Mumsnet is

And remember, the reason he wanted separate vaccines wasn't due to any science, but because *he'd filed a patent application for a single measles vaccine*. It was just grifting.

ME: a guy at work broke his jaw and has to eat all his meals through a straw WIFE: wow that sucks ME: i know what a straw does linda

Shocking news.

I live for this shit

I have to say this is sinisterly clever!

Grim figures from a talk I attended this week, giving an overview of how much damage has been caused in Gaza: The conflict has produced 37 million tons of debris, which is a staggering 14 TIMES that of all other global conflicts over the last 16 years

Glasgow, never change!

You can't fight the future.

Hurrah for the tax dodgers.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Crazy new restaurant in town that serves muppets. You pick out a muppet and they butcher it right there. Its fucked up. Some of them talk. Huge portions and very reasonable prices tho.

Musk is wearing a T-shirt that asks, "What would Orwell think." Orwell took a bullet to the neck while fighting Tommy Robinsons and Elon Musks in Spain.

I see some of you dragging a shit take from the fascist site over here to dunk on it, a) why are you still on the fascist site to find that shit, b) why are dropping shit onto this site, c) when you dunk on it you just give it a new audience. Leave shitty fascist takes on the shitty fascist site.

DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’ Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’ DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’ Cat: ‘I do nothing.’ DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’ Cat: ‘I do nothing.’ DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’ Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’

me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk* my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone

Dogs are getting vaccinated less and rabies rates are rising, in part because 37% of Americans think vaccines will give their dogs... pawtism. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

What will Donald announce today? A. "Russia has just two weeks" B. His successful defection C. A successful defecation D. His recent death E. A new crypto scam

I was rubbernecking around and went to the website of the person whose name is on the booth who apparently wasn't there but her boyfriend was but she also supposedly approves of his AI art sales, I don't know. Anyway what's important is this the first thing I saw. Hm

The difference between the text of the post and the headline of the article below it is staggering

Someday I’ll be lucky enough to remember what I wanted to search when I open the search engine. Not today though.

Storm Dave’s real name is Storm Rodney.

This is in Louisiana & involved raw oysters. I've eaten oysters twice; once raw (at the behest of French hosts) & once cooked when my Irish neighbour gave me a bag of them + recipe. Suffice to say the Irish way tasted far better & didn’t dice with my mortality.

Don't assume that because they're idiots they're not a real threat. Don't assume that because you laugh at them they are a joke. Don't assume that because they are small they can't take control. Take a lesson from here, stop them now, utterly, and conclusively. -From Threads

Found the most inadvisable photo I've ever taken. Breaking hire car rules, I took the car off-road along a track in Yellowstone Park & was elated to find Yogi here! I leapt out of the car to get a few photos, then realised that if Yogi wanted to, he'd get to me faster than I'd get back to the car 😬

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

CEO of MGM+: how's our new and expensive ad campaign going on Insta? ..

Totally forgot this absolutely fantastic “god forbid a man has hobbies” leaflet in the pub last week.

Oooh, don’t tell them about gloves! Or night time!

Just a vintage California Highway Patrol car driving along the M6 in Birmingham

The UK's Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA) is warning parents to stop using Nutrition Ignition Kids Magnesium Glycinate Gummies, due to them containing an undeclared prescription only medicine that could cause issues for children

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Oil painting of a dying star 🧡

This is a hornet mimic hoverfly in my garden. Looks a bit like a european hornet to protect it from predators, flies like one too which gave me a fright, but entirely harmless. This one is on flowering mint

This came up on FB as if seeing this nob would be preferable to Cleopatra or a stegosaurus

I saw an ad on insta for free guided tours of my local Ąmą-ẓ̌⁰ņ warehouse, so being nosey, I went along. The tour numbers are limited to about 15 people, with 3 'tour guides' to ensure we behaved ourselves. Oddly when I applied, I had to give a rating out of 5 for how favourable I thought of the..

Company IT department thought they were clever sending out fake phishing emails to see how many of us would bite. Now currently FAFOing as every staff member reports every communication from IT as a phishing attempt, even the "we're no longer phishing" ones 😁