Me buying the $1.50 hot dog at Costco

Best birth control ad ever.

When you're told to call the client's mother because the 30-something client isn't returning phone calls #ParalegalLife

Waymo than expected

<fangirling intensifies> 😆

Professor Plum, in the church, in the Sunset, with the katana.

🔥🔥 v.redd.it/wclpynb2aatf1

I giggled.

Tell me you've never read the Punisher comics without telling me....

🤔

I giggled.

It's Brett Goldstein or nothing 😋

I giggled.

Ouch

Neighbors on my block put on a block party yesterday. Three of us adults were standing there sharing a weed vape, as kids ran screaming all around us. No one cared. Welcome to San Francisco, folks.

They weren't protected by their magic underwear?

OMG THERE'S A BOUNCE HOUSE IN THE STREET OUTSIDE

"Goldstein and Poots have an easy, effortless chemistry, assisted by the warm, witty, distinctly British writing." Imogen Poots and Brett Goldstein are lovelorn BFFs in sci-fi romance #AllOfYou — streaming on Apple TV+ tomorrow. Read our review: www.empireonline.com/movies/revie...

I've started watching "All of You," so I expect to be ugly crying in a bit

On this day in 1987: "Encounter at Farpoint" first aired

The City takes months or years to fix anything, but this got fixed in ONE DAY 🤔 www.sfgate.com/local/articl...