It was supposed to go in the compost bin, you idiot.

california is gonna have so many mail in ballots that don’t get counted because people don’t know the new USPS rules that are impacting mail in voting. tl;dr don’t put your ballot in the mail today, find a ballot drop box. www.kqed.org/news/1208537...

Because SLAPP suits are permitted in federal court www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/05/he-h...

<cringes internally>

OT Level 11, plus some serious nominative determinism www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Damn interns

RESPECT THE RIP CURRENTS Also, who the hell surfs after dark?

Why Gen X folks are like that

Oh, fuck off. www.aol.com/news/gets-co...

This weekend's goal is to prevent Siouxsie from biting me.

ST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at before wandering away.

AW HELL NAW

🔥🔥🔥

Mr. Poirot, on the beach, with the fire extinguisher

These eye-legal, mooslam, aunt Tifa, woke, atheist drag queens are running wild and taking our jobs. www.advocate.com/news/crime/e...

World class service my ass

Artwork inside the elevator at the Peninsula Humane Society in Burlingame

I'd call CPS on the parents if I were in this situation. wtop.com/anne-arundel...

Music to our ears! www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...

Sam Altman forgot to put his skin on before heading out the door again?

Times are tough when you have to use your pink Mary Kay Cadillac to do your Jimmy John’s deliveries

Wavy Gravy turns 90 this Friday www.berkeleyside.org/2026/05/12/w...

He's here, he's there, he's in Delaware

When senior staff still don't know the difference between "save" and "save as"

What's stopping all these men from adopting? If men want to become parents, they are more than welcome to do so. scitechdaily.com/scientists-w...

PULL MY HOOF (sound on)

I apologize in advance

Books for new parents: Welcome to Parenthood: How to Make Your Choice Everyone's Problem Dining Out with Kids: A Guide on Letting Children Run Wild in a Fancy Restaurant What to Expect when You're Expecting Everyone to Make you the Center of the Universe Because you Had Unprotected Sex

His day without the brain cell?

Dammit Shane

My dad just called to wish this crazy cat lady a happy Mother's Day. 🤗