I thought he was a good sport doing a phone ad that was all about butt dialing.

Mr. Green, with the Kung Fu Grip, in the Financial District

Last night: did my taxes using the free version of @intuit-turbotax.bsky.social This morning: endless TurboTax ads Your algorithm sucks!

I was naked and you clothed me. Matthew 25:36 kutv.com/news/local/m...

ALL GODS MATTER

I giggled

I lost one of my cats to cancer Thursday night. I have reached the bargaining stage

Some people think they can only be happy with a color-matched newborn.

My vodka is in the freezer

Wut

I apologize in advance

Funny how kids will be kids, but parents won't be parents.

It's probably Iggy Pop's last night on earth. He was diagnosed with lymphoma yesterday. He's lost a lot of weight and his little body is full of tumors. Farewell, sweet floofy boy.

California voters: If you receive an initiative petition in the mail, it conveniently comes with a prepaid envelope to mail everything back to them at their expense. Make sure you cut out the part with your name on it and add a bunch of glitter before you seal the envelope. @njudah.bsky.social

Released on this day in 1984, and US MTV threw a massive hissy fit

The earthquake woke me up last night and I couldn't go back to sleep. Can I go home for a nap?

You know what day it is

Best birth control ad ever

I don’t ever want this crazy fandom to ever go away.

<snerk>

I can’t imagine what it must be like to live in a state of such constant fear that you feel like you need to turn your bed into a gun dispenser.

OMG

77 years young ❤️ Happy Birthday to Lene Lovich English-American singer, songwriter and musician, born on this day in 1949, Detroit, Michigan Photo by David Fowler #punk #punkrock #womenofpunk #gothrock #lenelovich #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Professor Plum, on the golf course, with the todger

I miss all the wacky folks in the crowds at Oakland A's games. snapjudgment.org/episode/the-...

Given the social and biological circumstances of women's lives, a woman who isn't called a hard-driving bitch along the way is not likely to reach any top. (1976)

The only king we want is Ilya Rozanov, the Consent King

May the Melchizedek Priesthood be with you

I know I could have been a great mom, but I'm such a good solo traveler!

Hahahahaha

Sleeping Jones is dreaming

They've got mall ninjas but no mall!