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Diz #biologia, mas hoje é mais #EleiçõesPresidenciais e muito soninho! Bom voto, a que se antecipa! 😊 #presidenciais2026 #aulamagna

@manuelfherrador.aldea.social hooooola!

Putin must be solo happy with his tangerine puppet! #agentorange #tangerinetyrant

Lembrete: Se quiserem votar já no domingo, as inscrições são aqui 👇🏻 https://www.votoantecipado.pt/ #presidenciais2026 #EleiçõesPresidenciais #portugalvota

Hello frens, followers, lurkers, people who forgot they followed this account! I am now at @[email protected] and will be migrating stuff over shortly. Med-mastodon experienced a surprise shutdown but a lovely person has now managed to get control and restart it. But I don't feel […]

Alguém que me compreende!! https://masto.pt/@ammdias/115844027274476231

Lembrete: Se quiserem votar já no domingo, as inscrições são aqui 👇🏻 https://www.votoantecipado.pt/ #presidenciais2026 #EleiçõesPresidenciais #portugalvota

"We are being governed by grinning idiots and sociopaths, and any assessment of our situation in 2026 has to take that as a precondition." Derek Lowe #uspol #agentorange #tangerinetyrant #science #medicine https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/last-year-and-year-come

Quem quiser votar antecipadamente pode fazê-lo, nestas eleições. Têm apenas de se inscrever aqui: www.votoantecipado.pt (O captcha não está a funcionar, pelo menos em mobile, mas presumo que resolvam a coisa rapidamente).

So, appropriately, I watched #nuremberg today. And finished listening to #theburnorder last week. The two are eerily related. Oh, and fuck Trump and all fascists, wherever they where born!

I certainly hope the EU can put the same sanctions on the US for attacking Venezuela as they did on Russia for attacking Ukraine. This is indefensible.

Na lavandaria: Alguém achou por bem estar a ver e ouvir (bem alto) o discurso do Agente Laranja. Isto é tortura. Mentira atrás de mentira que eu dispensava enquanto seco roupa. #firstworldproblems

Dear all, please help me understand - what are the vulnerabilitities of the fediverse to the threat of US sanctions? I understand most cloud services (AWS, Microsoft,..) can be forced to close service (as e.g. ICC Justices), but has anyone done some real contingency assessments to keep this […]

Whatever you might think of Maduro, the seizure and kidnapping of a head of state takes us to a very dark place. Vast, arbitrary, extra-legal power, which could be exercised almost anywhere, regardless of the character of the target government.

During the Iraq war I let people gaslight me into thinking I didn't know enough about "foreign policy" and "global politics" to say the war was a bad idea. I would hesitate because, I'm not an expert on those things. But I was right then and I'm right now. You don't need to be an expert, it's […]

Everyday is a good day to say: fuck Trump!

Mecha-Hitler, la IA de Musk, ahora se dedica a coger fotos de las usuarias en tuiter y desnudarlas. Si esto ya es vomitivo, también lo está haciendo con fotos de menores de edad, es decir, está creando pornografía infantil on demand. Si aún tenéis cuenta abierta allá y tenéis fotos vuestras o […]

"A cock, on a frock, on a rock" ❤️ #priscilla #dragqueens #transrightsarehumanrights #mastomovies #australia #wilderness #humankind

"A cock, on a frock, on a rock" ❤️ #priscilla #dragqueens #transrightsarehumanrights #mastomovies #australia #wilderness #humankind

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Daojoan/115812053897493348 Sadly, the latter is widely accepted by society. Not only with race, but also with gender and social-economic status 😔

My cartoon for the latest @newscientist.com

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I'm home. Where my heart is full. 💙 #porto #beautifulcuties #portoponto

Today, I rewatched 'When Harry Met Sally'. I was too young when I saw it the first time. What a fine movie! Much better than I remembered. Wish I could visit NYC again... #robreiner #romcoms #mastomovies

Uma das renas trouxe este no trenó. 📚 😁 #mastolivros #mulheresvalentes #sayhername

O segredo da noite está no molho. Saudades infinitas da mãe! #mastofoodies #TradiçãoNaMesa #comidaportuguesa

À falta de árvore, arranja-se uma poinsétia. Boas festas, gente boa! ✨

I know a few people on here as well as myself will FEEL this cartoon.

#johnmastodonday #johnmastodon 🎇 Happy John Mastodon Day everybody! 🥳 On December 16th, 2022, a journalist confused the Twitter handle joinmastodon (and the webpage joinmastodon.org) with a hypothetical "John Mastodon" ("founder of a competing social media company named after himself") in an […]

There are places deep in the earth where the water is crystal clear or it would be, if there were any light. All of the sediment, all of the dust has settled long ago. All of the gasses have escaped. These hidden volumes of water, like houses. Like the space between bridges. The space between […]

#whamageddon caught me today. And I happily sang along. As one does. Happy holidays! :blobnomchristmas:

Dear #fediverse , Do you have any recommendations for analytical tools for @Mastodon accounts? #feditips #opensource

Dear #fediverse , Do you have any recommendations for analytical tools for @Mastodon accounts? #feditips #opensource

Peguei num copo de tinto e aventurei-me a ver o debate entre o @JorgePinto e o facho. Temo que me dê uma indigestão de tanta mentira e javardice que saiu daquele focinho. 🤮 Mas o pior é que há quem compre aquela conversa de tasco mentirosa. #presidenciais2026 #presidentepresente […]

Bondi Beach hero Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the shooters, was shot twice by the second gunman who was positioned on a nearby bridge. https://thenightly.com.au/australia/nsw/bondi-hero-who-disarmed-gunman-identified-as-local-father-ahmed-alahmed-suffered-two-gunshots-c-21002247

Ninguém por aqui precisa de uma secretária/mesa? 148 comprimento 76 largura 75 altura (Oferecida desde que a recolham)

NUNCA deixem nada "na nuvem". NUNCA. A nuvem são os computadores dos outros gajos. Nada daquilo é vosso. Têm conta no gmail ou em coisas semelhantes? Usem um programa de email e descarreguem as mensagens. Não as deixem simplesmente lá. Documentos? A mesma coisa. Trabalhem localmente, mesmo se […]

The #bbc is so "biased towards the left" that @robinince just had to resign because he speaks openly against bigotry and asks people to be kinder - to themselves and others. #sciencecommunication at the BBC just got worse. My regard for the corporation also decreased significantly. #lasttoot

A ameaça do Chat Control ainda paira no ar. Contactem os/as representantes nacionais, digam-lhes que rejeitam totalmente esta proposta e que eles/elas devem fazer o mesmo! 🔗 https://fightchatcontrol.eu/#contact-tool

“Because it’s illegal to modify your printer, the four printer companies have raised the price of ink to the point where it is the most expensive fluid you can buy today without a license as a civilian. At $10,000 a gallon it would be cheaper to print your grocery list with the semen of a […]

Diz o Luís que o país real esteve a trabalhar. Aparentemente, as muitas milhares de pessoas que participaram na #grevegeral e nas manifestações não fazem parte deste país. Somos seres imaginários. Isto é como aquela cena da #realamerica, não é? Gostam tanto de importar o pior do que há "lá fora" […]

O povo está na rua! ✊🏻 Ninguém quer o pacote do Luís! #grevegeral