Jestermaxxing in the club is the new meta. Meta. Let's move on to Clavicular. Clavicular. Clavicular was brutally framemogged. Framemogged. Feel that in your body. Framemogged. What does it feel like to be a moid? Moid. Say that again. Moid. ... You are so fucking copemaxxing.

"Commence th' jigglin'!" Thanks got my new vocal stim for the week

Going to spend the next 18 months using the Stephen A. Smith vs. J.D. Vance scenario to browbeat people into voting blue no matter who

No one has ever been as excited as the guy from Europe when he realized Venus rhymes with seen us

LOOK AT HER LITTLE FACE

WY YouTube Official: "We asked 5 zoologists what they think about 100 humans vs. one xenomorph... Let's see if they were right!"

They called them Near Abroad Direct Action Operations, NADA Ops. The "joke" in the CalSec cafeterias, which made its way out later in the hearings was that "What does the operator say when asked if there are civilians in the area? Nada...oops!". Even decades later, Arizona didn't find it funny.

This part is wild: "Select participants will be asked to join smaller focus groups with the Discord CEO. In order to let teen perspectives shine, no other adults will be allowed in. Focus group members will give direct feedback during a variety of fun activities, such as camping or boating."

Printing out and mailing this to the IRS instead of a 1040 just to see if they're paying attention.

Neighbor cat is completely undeterred by freezing temperatures

Ghosts continue to visit the bathrooms they used when alive, even if the house has been rebuilt since that time. This is why they seem to poop in toilets that no longer exist, or are able to piss through walls.

Cats are like “I see you enjoyed my head nuzzling you, but just wait until you meet my asshole!”

Northern Flicker

Blue Jay party outside the window. They like the peanuts we put out.

2005: you can rent a movie, it’s about $5 2011: you have 1-2 subscriptions for ~$20 and can watch most things 2022: you could see almost anything — with 13 subscriptions for $150 2026: every subscription is $30 w/ads and has 3 movies, or rent for $35 ~1999-present: your local library has the dvd

Brown Thrasher

Pro tip: if you forget a copper-bottom saucepan on the stove while boiling water, and it scorches, mind how you pick it up. You don't want melted solder on your feet.

You just know a ICE agent hate to see this bitch comin

Getting this Rossy portrait of my cats printed and framed!

I have some more £10 doodly sketchy commissions available now! Please send me a message if you would like one! (It doesn't have to be a goblin, I just like goblins the best)

You never need to give awful people credit for occasionally doing the right thing, however you can take heart when a deeply cynical person sticks their finger in the wind and pivots rapidly in the correct direction

Red-bellied and Downy Woodpeckers taking turns on the suet feeder this morning

I do dearly miss the sun...

If things unfolded like that video seems to depict, it’s arguably worse than the killing of Renee Good. It’s maybe the worst filmed law enforcement killing I’ve seen since Philip Brailsford murdered Daniel Shaver.

Christ the video of that killing is horrifying. But what happens in it is also far worse than calling it a shooting gets across. It is an execution. There’s a single unjustifiable shot and then a decision to just fire several more rounds into a prone victim.

I just thought everyone should see this

Do not go quietly! Keep struggling!

forgot that earlier in my art journey I drew Saturn Devouring Her Son Lisa Frank Version

"Father. Where is the catnip, Father. I can smell it, Father."

Winter means finding a vent to camp out on

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

clearing my thoughts | patreon.com/lubchansky

If Bluesky doesn't verify me it's because I am being silenced for my beliefs (that final fantasy 8 is one of the best of the series)

Well, those boots were not made for walking

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good. This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it. A thread on how to do that 🧵

The Synmen This one's a real 1%'er

Taking down the Christmas decorations means putting Breedable Twink Elf back in the box for another year. Possibly my favorite thrift store find ever.

Remembering being stuck in the quarantine barracks when we arrived in Korea. Our cat literally climbed the walls.

Oh, this look amazing! store.steampowered.com/app/4285930/... Not only it's a RPG set in modern-day India, exploring their folklore & myths, it's also made by a team of Indians who have a channel of animated videos on Asian history: www.youtube.com/channel/UCpZ...

New level of capitalist hell unlocked: insurance companies start offering bug bounties to anyone who can provide evidence to deny claims. "I'm a white hat P.I. actually. Last month I got a 3k payout for reporting a zero day (Ring doorbell caught my disabled neighbor taking a walk)."

Got the commissioned art of my cats from @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social and they're perfect! Also thanks to @dialacina.com for the referral with her betta pic!

curvy isabelle discourse if we actually respected the marketplace of ideas

Can't believe the same woman cut off her husband's weiner and got shot breaking into the Capitol what a wild life

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

Rich Berman is suuuuch a cunt

Happy 33rd birthday to Deep Space Nine :) :) :)