Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

I went to this part of the Smithsonian and everyone knew you

The Avarice Awards holds a mirror to the hollow glamour of The Game Awards, as workers continue to have their livelihoods upended by mass layoffs. We are speaking truth to the powers ruining the game industry with their greed! Stream begins on December 10th at 7pm PT / 10pm ET on twitch.tv/UVW_CWA

Big Head Mode 🔛

It has just been brought to my attention that the greatest ever video in this genre is, in fact, cat jump fail vs Sail by AWOLNATION...

Caves of Qud

USPS doesn't "lose money" it is a public service paid for by our tax dollars, it is not meant to make a profit. Also it is guaranteed by our constitution, so there's that.

Real men plant trees they know they shall never discover porn under

Good morning

Whoever came up with the idea of a sounding rocket is a sick fuck

Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade. It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...

Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.

*drowning pool voice* pour the oil down the sink POUR THE OIL DOWN THE SINK 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗢𝗜𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝙋𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙊𝙄𝙇 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙆

He literally did die! There's a slightly out-of-phase Kimsicle floating through the void! He had to move to a parallel Voyager, and when he told Janeway it fucked him up, she laughed and told him to get used to it! There's no councillor on that ship!

Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now. But there's an even more important reason...

Kreia when there's treasure behind the waterfall: Do you think so little of the player that you believe they must be rewarded for looking behind every obstacle? Are you a slave to their satisfaction? Go on then, give them their treats. You will find their praise as hollow as this cave. 1/2

Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship. paletteswap.site/dif...

Having concluded our business with the Blue Prince, it's time for @shirokumahi.me and I to begin a new adventure... Echo Night! Come join us as we get sucked into this atmospheric PSX ghost story from From Software! youtu.be/YahfzrWxnV8

Please enjoy the next LP from me and Dia! Been wanting to do this one for a long time

Recent discussion about the perils of doors in gamedev reminded me of a bug caused by a door in a game you may have heard of called "Half Life 2". I wrote it up over on Mastodon (I find it's better at long threads): mastodon.gamedev.place/@TomF/115589...

It's that time of year

Bouncing on it (a lily pad)

TREMORS (1990)

Tuvix should have been fed feet-first into a wood chipper come at me mods

Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.

What's in the booox?

just learning about the united states democratic party

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

Describe your cat's personality in one photo

This one's for the Castle Rat fans

Brody’s back in the spotlight this week as he learns his own lessons of command and responsibility on a mission of vengeance: rss.com/podcasts/wsk...

It is increasingly clear that there is a crisis of trust in legacy media, five-alarm fire stuff. It is bad for any news outlet to have a reputation that wards off people it should be talking to, and the wary are growing in number lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...

These people are viscerally terrified of the possibility that someone else might be able to make them feel bad about something because they find that a deeply disempowering sensation, and I think a lot of their specific political stances are actually *downstream* of this.

A clean toe is a happy toe

It's a history-themed amusement park in the same way the Fallout games quickly became apocalypse-themed amusement parks.

can't believe they only cast gizmo in 2 movies what a waste of a once in a generation talent

Skull Boy loves to share jokes with friends! (Bluesky Edition 💀)

Today November 1 is the last day of in-person early voting in Virginia Voters can cast ballots at local election office and satellite locations Expecting biggest day of early voting After today next chance will be Tuesday Early voting locations: www.elections.virginia.gov/casting-a-ba...

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

Each month of this calendar is more deranged than the last

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

after spending over two decades experimenting with different ways to disarm toxic players in competitive game matches, i've finally discovered that the best strategy is to "mother" them "hmm, it seems like you're struggling with your emotional regulation skills right now?" they mute ME

Milky Wad

Change one letter, ruin a candy SARS Bar.

Big same