posting this to r/Meth and rescuing society

when Woke 2 comes we're going to put Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel alone on a desert island with nothing but a single bottle of Jagermeister and livestream it

"how can we whitewash sex tourism?" - The Economist

pardon my ignorance but isn't this just MKUltra with (ostensibly) informed consent?

We already KNOW how to make super babies, you eugenicist creeps! And it's all the things you fucking fucks are fucking up! THREAD!

Chief Justice John Roberts should be impeached and removed from the Supreme Court.

OOP New York Times got receipts on John Roberts being like, 'I know this isn't how anything works, but a Democratic president is about to implement a policy!!' www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

My latest. I’ve been watching the media coverage of the murders of Dr. Cerina Fairfax and Vice Mayor Nancy Metayer. One way media can fight back against male violence: If you kill your wife, you don’t get to be called a “husband” any more. You’re her killer. open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...

Again when people pointed out “Western chauvinism” was a euphemism for white supremacy people rolled their eyes and made jerking hand motions while pushing PR for the Proud Boys

that's right grampa, now let's get you to bed

this is where I am.

Hegseth saying “The Pharisee Press” should be a fully mask off moment. He is saying “The Jewish Press”. But Christians of all political stripes are so devoted to using Pharisees as a rhetorical prop that liberal Christians regularly insist it’s totally fine, no matter how many Jews try to explain.

A federal judge in Illinois today ruled that the Trump administration improperly coerced Facebook and Apple to remove ICE-tracking apps in violation of the First Amendment. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I truly hate when little Right Wing Hitler youth open their mouths and give opinions in their over sized fake glasses, that they think will make them seem smart ,on things they know nothing about. But listen to a real farmer rip her apart.

choosing to believe the alt-text is just a massive coincidence because the world could use more magic

my biggest pet peeve around LLMs is when people (usually those invested in its success) call it “intelligent”. it definitionally, how it functions on a base level, is not intelligent. the way LLMs are built, it can never hit real intelligence. it’s just predictive

Reminder: the state she lived in is the only dem governed state with an agreement with ICE, and that governor has applauded ICE on multiple occasions. so thanks @massgovernor.bsky.social you helped terrorize international students until they left Boston.

Also it's not true! jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

You've heard "War is Peace" and "Freedom is Slavery". Now get ready for "Blasphemy is Worship".

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

everything about DOGE was fucking wildly illegal and everyone involved in it should spend time in prison and have their assets seized

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

führerballroom

lol I do not believe for a second that Israel will cease firing

sucks to suck

wondering whether Gildan or Seth MacFarlane is more likely to sue Branson for this one

At Pentagon worship service today, Pete Hegseth again read a violent prayer to bless the Iran war. But this time his prayer was apparently borrowed from 'Pulp Fiction.' I promise I'm not writing for @theonion.com now: publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

Trump: "How can I piss off the Pope in a way that says 'fuck them kids'?" [Stephen Miller's ears perk up]

With all due respect to Dave Chappelle, the best way to prevent your jokes about trans people from being "weaponized" by Republicans is to not make jokes about trans people www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

Dear god. Very, very serious allegations of mass civil rights violations at the State of Florida's Everglades immigration detention center (officially known as "Alligator Alcatraz").

JD VANCE SAYS COOKIE MONSTER SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL WHEN TALKING ABOUT COOKIES

I think another reason many Americans Feel Bad About the Economy: There is a constant barrage of information indicating to the casual observer that people who run scams and lie and refuse to play by the rules aren't just going unpunished, they're *making way more money than you are* as a result.

it's a death cult, but also it's a bunch of ignorant dupes

concentration camps

This makes me SO angry! We developed a vaccine that effectively prevents a deadly CANCER! And the argument is "cancer is good because it keeps people from having sex". It's evil, it's ridiculous, and yet people are saying it out loud and not being immediately shouted down.

A clear PR stunt from a "Doordasher from Arkansas" who was also a Doordasher from Nevada when they lobbied for the company last year waysandmeans.house.gov/wp-content/u... about.doordash.com/en-us/news/d...

The dasher claims "$11,000 in savings by not having to claim." You still have to claim tips You can only deduct up to $25k in tips, so $11k in savings off of one year didn't happen The tax savings are actually minimal taxpolicycenter.org/fiscal-facts...

[Lucille Bluth voice] Here's ten dollars. Go buy a chemotherapy.

"ARE YOU THE BOY WHO MOWS MY LAWN?"

maybe people have been talking about this, but i haven't been seeing it discussed much on here; i would really like to see an investigation into whoever at apple was involved in the decision to erase villages from southern lebanon in apple maps recently.

"I don't get it. The Christians like me. The Christians like Jesus. What more could they want?!"

Trump is running an interesting experiment in how many self-identified Christian Americans have actual religious commitments and how many are just into it because it provides a means for the socially defensible expression of bigotry bsky.app/profile/bria...

It's the 7th month of the US bombing random ships in Latin American waters they claim are drug smugglers (reminder that two survivors who were rescued were repatriated, not charged), and the death toll is 150+, and it barely gets discussed.

The testimony here about sexual violence by Israel against Palestinian prisoners is so beyond the pale everyone must see it. It is so bad I can’t in good conscience share a quote other than the headline, which somehow manages to understate the horror within. www.middleeasteye.net/news/i-wishe...

men can’t understand what it’s like for women to see story after story after story of women being victims of sexual violence in a culture where it’s routine; what it’s like to live in a world that is fundamentally hostile to our existence. it’s a wonder we leave the fucking house, let alone thrive.

industry and press people talked so much shit about the SLS and basically everything about the Artemis program that didn’t involve spacex. The SLS is two for two now, though, and elons rockets are giant steel dildos that blow up

“'I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,' the congresswoman said, fighting back tears. "She described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.” “'It is frightening in there,' she said. 'It is disgusting'..." azmirror.com/2026/04/10/i...

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

Why a surprise inspection? Because the last time they inspected this facility they had to give 7 days notice; and ICE moved almost everyone out of the facility before they got there, then filled it up again when they left. azmirror.com/2026/04/09/i...