Keir Starmer’s cat has resigned.

Friday night / Saturday morning

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If Starmer/Labour is forced out you can kiss goodbye to: Improved NHS Better pay Reducing mortgages Protected rents Improved towns More funding for Police, hospitals and schools Better Start Centres Rejoining the EU Don’t tell me in a couple of years you didn’t realise.

When powerful men like Trump amplify dehumanising imagery or target communities with policy, it isn’t "politics as usual" it has consequences for real families and real lives. Leadership sets the tone; the office of president should elevate a country’s values, not drag them into the darkness. 1/4

You can’t 'overcome' autism. But you can overcome the barriers society puts in our way: inaccessible environments, stigma, sensory overload, and rigid expectations. We don’t need fixing. We need understanding, acceptance, and spaces where we can thrive.

Was on a cross-channel ferry on a school trip and U2 were on a mini European tour to promote the newly recorded Boy. Bono told me off for swearing; I told him to fuck off. Like to believe I was ahead of the curve on this one.

Take me down to the Paranoid City Where the grass is green and the girls are nice to my face but I’m pretty sure they’re all laughing at me behind my back.

Sans serif, symmetrical cutlery. That’s what I like. #Autism

If you smell smörgås, phone the smörgåsbord.

Added Yakety Sax to that video from Minneapolis

No words. No notes. Just perfect. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wd1...

So Elon Musk is so awkward he even made paedophiles uncomfortable.

SHOCK: UK Studio Goes SILENT After USA🇺🇸 Rant 😳 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWPO...

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

Living in a world not built for me is exhausting. I mask, I misread, I overload, I burn out. I struggle in ways most never see, but I find a way forward slowly, honestly, on my own terms. I get overwhelmed and want to disappear, but I adapt. I endure. Survival is my quiet rebellion. #Autistic

If Alan Sugar told me I was fired I’d simply tell him to fuck off #apprentice

I cannot fully explain what it's been like having to watch all of Trump's press conferences for work, in full, for the last year, but I just shouted, actually shouted: "WHEN WILL YOU TAAAAAKE HIM, DEATH? OR JUST TAKE MEEEE! I DON'T EVEN CARE WHICH ANYMOOOORE."

We don’t pretend to be disabled. We pretend to be “fine”. We don’t exaggerate our symptoms. We minimise them. We don’t “let our disabilities win”. They overwhelm us. We don’t limit ourselves too much. We try to do too much. We don’t want to be disabled. We just are.

How's that attempt to unite the Tory party going, Dave Cameron?

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

So now when approached every woman needs to say ‘take off your glasses and say that’

I fucking hate penises, I wish I had a cunt

The Government wants new water laws that lock us into decades of rip-off privatisation - without asking the public. 82% of Brits support public ownership. You won’t get a say. Stop the stitch-up. Demand a real public consultation: actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...

Stop the stitch-up! The Government wants to push through water legislation, locking in a failed privatised system for decades without giving the public a say. I’ve signed the petition to stop this water stitch-up and demand a public consultation. Add your name: actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...

Reupping this cause it’s evergreen and I feel better knowing someone out there called him out like this

Elon Musk is a white supremacist. Case closed.

New business idea: Wordle Casino. You sit in the casino doing Wordle puzzles with a pile of chips, betting on whether you'll get the word or not. 99% of puzzles are 6 letter words, so are impossible, making a profit for the casino. That's my pitch, thank you for listening - any questions?

Imagine when Trump again fails to get the Nobel prize after renaming the UN s as the ‘Board of Peace’. He’ll be livid! He invented Peace! So will probably start a war in response. Again.

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Trump in Davos, Switzerland: "Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German". German is the main language of Switzerland.

An open letter, released to coincide with the World Economic Forum in Davos, calls on global leaders attending this week’s conference to close the widening gap between the super-rich and everyone else. #WEF26 #Davos #TaxTheSuperRich https://theguardian.pulse.ly/pg9cy42k7g

Can you spot a Reform UK voter by those that use skin colour emojis instead of the standard yellow?

The comedy/tragedy of Reform UK supporters slagging off Starmer for appeasing Trump

Lord I’m so fat, and I ain’t got a hat I had some food but I ain’t satisfied right now Just want Ozempic, I just want Mounjaro Some liposuction to flush away all of my lard

i’m going from bad to worse if anyone needs anything

Every ADHD person's CV looks like

“And I can’t understand the reason that America collapsed”

A Nazi (2026)

I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.

Venezuela opposition leader Maria Corina Machado gave her Nobel Peace Prize to Donald Trump and he’ll be back tomorrow for her dinner money

Does Donald Trump deserve the Peace prize because he always said “shhhhhhhhh stay quiet ” to the children on Epstein Island

This is wonderful

In 1940, we stood alone. The forces of darkness had descended across Europe. The time will come again when hope seems lost, but we will prevail.

"My eyes are up here."

I know it's not popular on here to suggest that there may be a rational basis for Trump's policies, but the undeniable fact is that unless you control Canada and Greenland you don't get the +5 troops bonus for North America.

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Trump's reaction on Truth after seeing footage was to say: "Based on the clip it is hard to believe he is alive actually, but he is now recovering in hospital." These people are gaslighting the entire world.