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it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig

You know when archive TV channels have that disclaimer of ‘May contain outdated attitudes’ etc? They should put that at the start of the news and Question Time as well.

Just finished Any Questions, up against Richard Tice. I knew there would be plenty of BS on climate, but he spouted rubbish on *every* subject. Even claimed that the EU is not our biggest trading partner, but the US. In fact, we have 3x more trade with the EU. He believes whatever he wants to.

Lord Sugar says Boris Johnson and Michael Gove should be 'in jail' for 'lies' they told about Brexit. He said Brexit was the 'worst thing I have experienced in business.' Last year, he described leaving the EU as the "biggest disaster of my lifetime" and called for Brexit to be reversed. #RejoinEU

Do you think people having extreme wealth affects you? We went with @adambrichto.bsky.social to talk to people in a town centre owned by a billionaire to find out. #extremewealth #extremewealthline #wealthinequality #taxthesuperrich

If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse

Bank Holiday Monday

Brilliant! 🤣

PEACE NO WAR PUTIN - THINK THAT. If Vladimir is passing through Taunton this'll certainly give him something to ponder.

Finally we have invented a robot that dances like me

How long do we have to wait for the Burnham-Polanski ticket?

Brexit increasingly resembles a form of necropolitics through which the will of the living is outweighed by the will of the dead

As a teen In the 90s I loved Rage against the machine. I bought a Tshirt with the lyrics "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" on it and my mom made me take it back for a refund. So I did exactly what she told me.

I bought my little niece this Paddington Bear toy which talks when you squeeze it, but now my sister's dog has got hold of it and is savaging it ruthlessly while it says things like 'I wonder what adventures I shall have today!' and 'I'm your friend!'

Live feed from the Unite the Kingdom march

Just five days after being elected, a Reform councillor has been suspended from the party over posts he shared on a now deleted X account

I have become fixated on the idea that Starmer and Streeting are secretly father and son. In the picture you see here, Streeting fumes because while Daddy is allowed a real coffee drink, he only gets a "babyccino".

I want to be the average version of myself.

Wes Streeting is already facing growing calls to stand down as PM

Graph showing election percentages for each of the five main parties, and how this has changed over the last few months. Reform's share has fallen the most dramatically, and the Green's share has risen the most dramatically.

This is a great day for Kemi Badenuff. Whilst being a complete disaster as leader of the Tory party, she can pop the champagne knowing that no matter how badly she's doing, she'll end up being Deputy Prime Minister, propping up a coalition government.

A please @labouruk.bsky.social, stop saying that it's up to us to stop Reform. YOU could stop a Reform government in 2029, by introducing the proportional representation so many in the country have been clamouring for. The only way Farage can win is through our crazy first-past-the-post system.

Despite what it may look like, these results are actually further proof we're past peak Reform

At what point do we stop pretending our newspapers are ‘news’ and start calling them what they are… Promotional pamphlets for the billionaires who own them and the agendas they’re selling.

Keep Britain Kind

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BBC R4 Today programme Labour came first, SNP came second, so let's go to the English former head of Reform UK Ltd, which came in third, to hear about his criticism of Labour for having some canvassers up from England...

Be less autistic. Make eye contact. Sit still. Don’t stim. Don’t talk too much. Don’t talk too little. Don’t be difficult. The message is constant. Your safety depends on performing neurotypicality. So many of us learned to survive by masking.

A lot of autistic folx think they don’t have boundaries. But often what they mean is that we were punished every time we tried to have them. So we learned to call their needs “too much”, to call discomfort “being difficult” & to call self-abandonment “coping.” But it’s not too late.

Idk if I were subject to this much speculation about my mental state, I probably wouldn't mime flossing my brain.

We have forgotten to listen. We have forgotten to see others' points of view. We have to be right. We have to be on the moral high ground. We live in our algorithms. We talk past each other. Change never happens without a conversation. Conversation never happens if we refuse to listen.

wishing you a very emotionally regulated May ☺️🌸🌈✨

Autistic people are so often blamed and/or punished for things that were never communicated directly. I've never understood why neurotypical communication relies so heavily on coded language, nonverbals, hidden meanings, unspoken requests, passive-aggressive messaging.

Ted’s dead, baby, Ted’s dead.

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Furious. Accidentally ate some magic mushrooms so went to the doctors, but instead of my usual GP they sent me to see a dancing purple hippopotamus!

"Everybody get down!" [Trump stands up]

People think the Autism Spectrum is like this, but it's not. This is a ZX Spectrum.

Good morning! Here is a three-day old sea-otter pup, snoozing on their Mama. The image is by one my favourite wildlife photographers, Suzi Eszterhas, who runs girlswhoclick.org - an organisation that mentors girls and young women interested in nature photography. Feel free to share.

"As everyone knows, I'm an extraordinarily brilliant person, and even I haven't got a scoobie fuckin doo what the fuck's going on in Iran"

The sad reality for many of us trying to navigate a neurotypical world.

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs person who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Pens for everyone (to use on their ballot papers)

and i still can’t remember to charge my phone until 2 minutes before i leave the house

A very, very funny turn of events