William Stone
@itswilliamstone.bsky.social
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BBC new comedy award finalist. Host of Live At The Moth Club on Dave
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Live comedy gigs this coming week
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Fathers for JustEat
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Alexander Fox
3 days ago
The Assassination of My Bank Balance by the Coward Delicious Pints.
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Live comedy gigs this coming week
3 days ago
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Yes I think I'll have the "what's the story guacamole"
2 months ago
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Sooz Kempner
22 days ago
Sad how we live in a world where someone can get paid for an article about how they never wash their bread knife yet nobody will pay for my screenplay Phantom of the Airport (a disfigured man lives in the eaves of Gatwick Airport, visits a flight attendant in her dreams and teaches her to fly 747s).
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During my time as an explorer I visited over a thousand islands and almost all of them used the same dressing.
22 days ago
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You'd think AI would be smarter considering it has the same initials as Albert Inestein 🙄
22 days ago
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He did what now??
29 days ago
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Matthew Highton
about 1 month ago
Fremen’s reaction to me describing the floor of a South Western train toilet.
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Trying to figure out how every scaffolding company in Brighton has access to my self-tape audition calendar.
about 1 month ago
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Turned down the part of Narcissus because I refuse to put on weight for a role
2 months ago
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Yes I think I'll have the "what's the story guacamole"
2 months ago
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It's not fair to label everyone who paints a red cross on a roundabout a racist or thick. I'm sure plenty of them are both.
3 months ago
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of .. *BORAT VOICE* my wife
2 months ago
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I've always maintained I've never been hypnotised but then again how do I know
2 months ago
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I often think about that Mark Twain quote "comparison becomes the end of joy". Obviously im paraphrasing, he probably put it a lot better
2 months ago
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Humans advanced faster due to the evolution of opposable thumbs which enabled them to hitchhike long before other species.
2 months ago
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Just watched Nonnas on Netflix and can confirm it passes the bechamel test
2 months ago
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I don't like spending time with my grandparents because they remind me of my own mortality. Which I would argue is not dinner table conversation
2 months ago
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It's not fair to label everyone who paints a red cross on a roundabout a racist or thick. I'm sure plenty of them are both.
3 months ago
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Starting to call closeted homophobes "frenemies of Dorothy"
3 months ago
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The trouble with growing up near a light house is I can only get to sleep if the light is on. Then off. Then on.
3 months ago
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My mum's a palm reader. She's also dyslexic, so she can tell you your future but not necessarily in the right order
3 months ago
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It's taken a lot of discipline and hard work but I've finall got the body of the men you see on the front of magazines *Angling Times
3 months ago
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Surf Nazis must die
3 months ago
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Enjoying a nice union jack for breakfast before the woke ban it 😡😡😡
3 months ago
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If you like drunken noodles you'll LOVE ...
3 months ago
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If you like drunken noodles you'll LOVE ...
3 months ago
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During his time in the navy my grandad killed over 200 men. A record which in the entire history of the British navy has never been matched by another chef.
3 months ago
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After a lot of skepticism I've finally taken people's recommendation to get a mouth guard and I have to say I'm really getting on well with him
3 months ago
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Just rewatched the fast and the furious. You couldn't make that today.
3 months ago
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Hard times make Hard-Fi
3 months ago
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"listen to my body"?? Oh yeah sure, the guy who can't even tell the difference between a fart and a poop ,🙄
3 months ago
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I‘ve been cast as Sisyphus in a theatre production! It’s the role of a lifetime.
3 months ago
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Lil birdy boy
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4 months ago
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Lil birdy boy
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4 months ago
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Alexander Fox
4 months ago
Or, as PR firms call it, “the Edinburgh Fringe”
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4 months ago
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I actually wash out and keep all my Gü pots in case of a Signs type scenario
4 months ago
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Sooz Kempner
4 months ago
Hey baby I hear the tombs a-callin'...
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I don't know how people can get into being a paralegal. It's hard enough practicing law on the ground
4 months ago
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Matt Owen
4 months ago
Idea for a show: Travelogue in which comedy writers go on an exhaustive journey from TV company to TV company in a bid to convince them that scripted comedy is better than a show about celebrities travelling to Antartica in an Austin Allegro.
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The only two genders I recognize
4 months ago
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The only two genders I recognize
4 months ago
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Seems so fitting that the song that most often gets stuck in my head is Thong Song
4 months ago
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Listening to all the sirens blaring through the streets of Brighton after the match it's really heartening to hear British culture is alive and well
4 months ago
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Trying to find my inner clown but I daren't look in my inner sewer
4 months ago
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Be honest, who actually managed to unlock this character in Goldeneye?
4 months ago
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Be honest, who actually managed to unlock this character in Goldeneye?
4 months ago
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