The most pleasant push notification I've gotten in days. @jpbrammer.bsky.social

this scares me in the sense that any shooting in this country scares me, in the sense that often when I’m in a crowded space I briefly wonder if someone has a gun. unfortunately conservatives are committed to a political project that requires that we all live with that fear every day

jc denton: paul. what's your favorite number. paul denton, immediately: 36. jc: why? paul: 36 neatly divides into 3 12s, and 12 neatly divides into 3 4s. it feels like a 'tidy' number to me, is all. what about you? jc: 100 trillion. paul: because it's big? jc: because it's big.

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

Rochester what the fuck I can't do this

Corwin Amber working things out post head injury:

i think video games are too expensive because i think art should be for the masses and art that costs thousands of dollars to run and a hundred to buy is not that, but also the idea that a 2D metroidvania is inherently "less value" than assassins creed peepoo edition is ludicrous

sometimes when my toilet has done an especially good job of flushing my shit, I'll give it a treat by flushing some cookies or ice cream.

"the left is simply too mean these days!!" meanwhile 100 years ago a pottsville woman is howling for blood in rhyme

Chamberlain is still going on about the ATVs because he found a video from 3 weeks ago on X, and I gotta say: You must learn the different between being annoyed and crime. You were momentarily annoyed by a loud noise. You were not a victim of a crime. Grow up. bsky.app/profile/kept...

if i put my pc on my desk, how would my cat stand on the power button every single time they use it as a step to climb up?

It’s really true that baseball is back baby

Whoa. That's a sprite, an elusive, high-altitude electrical discharge from a thundercloud photographed by NASA astronaut Nichole Ayers from the ISS earlier today. With reported sightings going back more than a century, this phenomenon was first photographed in 1989.

I hope Chuck Schumer is shitting his pants right now.

Demand an affidavit ballot and submit it. Your vote will count.

My heart breaks for trans kids, who do not deserve this obsessive animus that adults are directing at them.

don’t let them in. fuck ice. fuck fascists

hey we're talking about it look youtu.be/i8oqrucfXQo?...

Is this anything?

Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol

his writing is this fire???

This pointless stunt by Cory Booker is accomplishing nothing but drawing attention to the Trump administration’s wrongdoing and delaying the work of the Senate and energizing the Democratic base and, wait, hang on, let me come in again

ok, it's been a good 24 hours, it's time to admit the biggest sin of this year's oscars is not any of the mediocre winners but that challengers was not nominated at all

I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know

[general grevious powering up like 70 lightsabers] r2d2: [bleeping] c3po: R2D2, you do NOT have to hand it to him.

we may not agree on much, but I agree with Trump here. make those planes with haste, boys. cut any corner necessary!

You know it's curtains when the NFL is playing the xx of all bands while cutting to distraught Chiefs players and fans.

Okay. Second half. Let's fucking go. EAGLES, BABY! RT to bless an Eagles fan's timeline.

all a boy wants is a jumpdrive an a axially mounted railgun a little too big for the ship's reactor

hi, cis folks! meet S.9. it's the senate sports ban for trans athletes—a big step to something making trump’s executive order federal law, which is much harder to undo. short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️. if you said you'd stand with trans folks, it's time.🧵 
legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...

An Ashcan release of Realis, the TTRPG that I've been working on (and off and on) for the last four years is now available for preorder! thecalcutec.itch.io/realis

This Is Just To Say I have slain the nobles that were in the army and which you were probably using as gentry Forgive me they were great targets so stuck and so muddy

Seen a few folks astonished by my lack of support for ChatGPT and similar. Because AI, right? Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.

my parents keep their house at “hold your coffee cup with two hands to keep them warm” temperature, I feel like I’m a background character in the Gilmore girls or something

ever since i was a small child it has been my ambition to go to bed

He did that shit!! (amorecivilizedage.net)

Everyone is allowed to post photos of Paul Giamatti as a depressed Paul Hunham from The Holdovers. Holdovers SZN is for all who look and feel like this over the holiday season.

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

Not enough people have seen Gattaca and it shows.

Kickstarter is now live! The Beasts and Blessings of the Hallow’d Hall: a deck of 45 bestiary cards along with a companion compendium of folk prose cowritten by myself and writer/composer @notquitereal.bsky.social kickstarter.com/projects/badbucket/the-beasts-and-blessings-of-the-hallowd-hall

Again, there are 40 men currently on federal death row, a number of whom will certainly be executed under Trump, whose sentences Biden has the power to commute. Make sure he knows they're waiting to hear from him, too.

best part of the bake off finale was seeing Nelly again…………..queen

Tom Kenny the voice of SpongeBob is in the Thanksgiving Day parade on the SpongeBob float and the hosts complimented him on his SpongeBob impersonation.