Grimly ironic that one of these undermined workers got into generative stock images for less than a living wage, thus undermining another class of creative worker

idk it feels different because my kid's teacher is making AI-generated 6-7 Christmas meme colouring pages

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now here's milf on a dilf

Swiss psychiatrist Hermann Rorschach... hello

"Her" (2013) but it's from the perspective of someone watching their friend's skills and personality atrophy through disuse

more medical facilities are definitely needed but i'm telling you from within the tertiary system that you could have all the facilities appear tomorrow and it would still take 20 years to train the staff to run them

give a man phosphate and you'll cure his hypophosphatemia for a day diagnose him with hypophosphatemia and you'll have him wondering whether his levels are low again for life

The biggest AI adopter in the office has inadvertently managed to become the guy who has to summarise all meetings for us because he's so efficient at it 😊 Careful what you wish for 😊

The sewing machine's bobbin winder is broken (gear not clutching?) so Mr Bosch is lending a hand

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

thi ssucks! i want my corporate marketing and visual pollution to be produced by humans

Remembering the Canberran who, during the 2020 bushfires, probably looked up and thought that plane was flying awfully low (turbulence caused an accidental fire retardant drop)

i'm afraid of this fucking canvas, or at least of making something Shitty with it

can't spell Ranger without anger www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSjf...

precious memories

never ever ever tell an Australian crowd what it is that will set you off (Melbourne, Friday and Brisbane, today)

Astronaut choosing a button meme * Christmas carols run by local council * Christmas carols run by local evangelicals

You have to think about The Horrors every day now, but the silver lining is at least Sunday afternoons are now no worse than any other time of the week

POV: you are wearing glasses at the beach on a windy day

stupid planet

early days but fingers crossed that the Logitech Lift saves my ulnar nerve main problem so far is that when i move my hand from the mouse to the keyboard, the mouse is so tall that i'm consistently knocking it over

...cathedrals everywhere

it would be wild if the best thing Jeff Bezos ever did for the planet was being such a bad husband that it resulted in billions of charity dollars

Cop Luigi's Nani Island glasses case here on Etsy www.etsy.com/listing/4314...

basic opinion

I bought some Vallejo detail brushes after finishing this, for the next time I want to do a fine line

maybe, but I think there's an even greater chance the images will end up on humorous Christmas cards for conservatives

Had trouble getting motivated to paint, so picked something close to my heart

Babies can't eat this steak, so why are you upset that the store won't sell it to you?

Had trouble getting motivated to paint, so picked something close to my heart

Today in idiot crims

at my new job among people who have been doing this for a decade or more

domain name is "amazing cum"

“The National AIDS Memorial, through a partnership with the AIDS Quilt Touch team, presents all 50,000 panels of the AIDS Memorial Quilt in an interactive experience so people around the world can experience the beauty of the Quilt and witness the love and stories stitched into each panel.”

the fuck is wrong with me

Credit where it's due, today I had one person scanning and another packing. It was bliss

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

"Do you know what bedazzling is?" SON (11): "That's where you steal money from your own company?" He actually knew what both embezzling and bedazzling were and was pulling my leg.

on balance Trump's assassination would have lead to fewer deaths

We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

Anyone been to the movies later and seen the absolutely baffling Telstra Christmas ad www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_pr...

these pieces of shit are making life harder for middle-aged men wearing thick-rimmed glasses

Pointed out by my friend @carloshasanax.bsky.social . There's something weird and unsettling about a fairly homogeneous culture spread out across Europe that then collapses into an orgy of genocide. www.science.org/content/arti...

had to mute a grass non-toucher

I love that the nation in 'National Hockey League' is Canada

I watched this last night having heard for years how good a physical comedian Jacques Tati was. And I don't know but maybe it's something he developed in subsequent films because this was not great.

there was a bug

i'm gonna keep on dancing at the