Since hobbits are of a small stature and lead a lazy lifestyle, can you imagine how much they must shit on a daily basis to account for their diet?

George Santos has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor of NYC. Consequently, George Santos has legally changed his name to Andrew Cuomo.

Time for a walk-off balk

Look how happy these people are to enhance their zoom meeting with the magic of Ai!

Turning my daily 6am alarm off because it's vacation time while simultaneously turning on a non-repeating 6am alarm because I still need to wake up early to actually go on vacation.

It's Beautiful Comedy Central is back, baby

Disappointed in today's Bing homepage quiz. Let me flex my mad Tolkien knowledge, damnit!

Can anyone explain why on star trek TNG, Data is the only one to pronounce 'sensors' normally while everyone else pronounces it robotically as 'sen-sores'? Is it just a gag by the show runners?

Me looking up why it's called Sally Mae: Wow, SLMA sounds like Sally Mae when spelled out, neat! Me looking up why it's called Freddie Mac: What demented soul could have possibly heard Freddie from FHL?!

Us Prometheus stans are gearing up for the 4th chance for the movie to be vindicated, only to inevitably continue to eat shit

I am alarmingly heterosexual man but I am prepared to explode in a cloud of gay anger on behalf of my friends tonight

Scrolling through IMDB when suddenly:

The Onion has a chance to do the 3rd funniest thing www.cnn.com/2024/11/20/b...

It really says something about the userbase here that everyone immediately clocked that he registered “GoblinLoveDotcom”

Feel Old Yet? All of the Flies on the Cover of Alice in Chains’ “Jar of Flies” EP Are Dead Now thehardtimes.net/blog/feel-ol...

The premise of every consumer A.I. advertisement (Apple, Google, etc.) centers around making a mediocre piece of media in an attempt to hide how uncreative or unthoughtful you are

I just got a spam call that used the same area code + first two digits of my phone number rather than the typical area code + first three digits which leads me to believe spammers have exhausted the entire population of unclaimed numbers within 9,999 of mine and had to expand to the closest 99,999.

OH BABY YOU

It would be cooler if there were an artist named Rose whose big hit was “Kiss from a Seal”

Finally a sect of Christianity I agree with

The song 'I can't wait' by nu shooz sounds like a shitpostoster from 2016 time-traveled to 1985 open.spotify.com/track/647q0K...

You have been sentenced to death by ginger gooch

Mike Pence should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term.

I don't know this guy, but this remains the funniest lede I've ever read in my life. It's been five years and I still think about it.

American Gothic

i do not know with what instruments the fourth wave of ska will be made, but the fifth wave of ska will be made with sticks and stones

the captions on this Bob Ross episode read like he's part velociraptor

Stuck this to the window and now the world makes a LITTLE more sense...

Brb I'm off to my local home depot to grab a hot dog and nothing else

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Mullet Cat: business in the front, party in the back

#lifehacks

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lets fucking goooooooo

double caturday

What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM:

Reece's Pieces should be ashamed of how hard peanut butter M&M's dunked on them

I had the realization today that my appreciation for Ska is analogous to my Dad's fascination with Jazz Fusion in that we both chose to listen to it partially for the reaction of disapproval from everyone else. Also them horns 🎺🎺🎺

Good morning Bsky

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

I'm willing to bet that this Harbor Freight coupon will be the tipping point for someone's decision to commit murder this weekend.

no one really says "mouthfeel" anymore. and thank god