NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

sunny nap spot for caturday

Fire Kristi Noem. Fire Stephen Miller. Fire Tom Homan. Prosecute every last one of Trump's thugs who are murdering Americans and terrorizing our communities.

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING YOU DENSE JACKASS ICE doesn’t have bad training! ICE has been sent here to incite violence against my community, and they’re obeying because the culture is irreparably twisted!! The agency must be reduced to rubble!

WEIRD AL, AGE 45: Ha ha, I like the riffs, but these Rage Against the Machine lyrics are kind of corny. WEIRD AL, AGE 65 (at a concert): You know, some of those who work forces are actually, no joke, the same who burn crosses.

Aquí, adentro el Palácio Real de Madrid, es la Biblioteca

A very autumnal caturday

they’re illegally sending troops from more and more states to occupy my fucking city because a bunch of shitass ICE chumps can’t tolerate a person in an inflatable frog costume legally gyrating at them in front of a single building they lease from us, keep it fucking shut down, fuck these people

Hegseth : we are the WAR department ready to wage WAR people: against Russia? Hegseth: no People : china? Hegseth: no People: Iran? Hegseth:no People: then wh- Hegseth: portland

Hey folks, since I'm getting my newsletter going on Ghost, I'm getting an order of magnitude fewer page views than I got when I was on Substack. Could you do me a solid and repost/share my latest post to help me get those numbers back up? I'd be grateful! www.bugbeardispatch.com/the-autumn-o...

Moved to the PNW but my auto shop immediately clocked my car as from New England or the Midwest (correct answer: both) because the frame is completely rusted out

My experience of the PNW so far: all winter the sun hides from you, then all summer you hide from it

the republican party is a modern day Slave Power and the only way forward for this country is to sweep it into the ash heap of history

I think my new favorite type of steel is going to be Pizza Steel

HUNG OVAH!!! Shhhh… let th mee eep.

I don't think anything more embarrassing than getting caught baby-talking to my cat by the maintenance guy I'd didn't know was in my apartment can happen today

all packed for the weekend!

making friends by doing metal fracture surface analysis in their comments, like a well-adjusted member of polite society

what do you mean these aren't for me? #caturday

The anti-trans movement is welfare for losers.

very excited to see what this does to the lives and livelhoods of my friends and family. also excited to live through, what, the third economic collapse that is the direct product of republican governance?

Published: 2013 ☠️

the economy, it’s stupid

This is so wild. The neo-mercantilism, the extraneous subscripts, the arbitrary Greek letter variables that cancel each other out, the incomplete sentence at the start of the footnote and the fig leaf of citations. And it just crashed the global economy overnight

Wokeconsin Forever

Wisconsin should have arrested Musk for dishonoring the cheesehead, let alone the election crimes. HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO WEAR A CHEESEHEAD

bag patrol is a serious responsibility #caturday

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

they are so good at chair

new sun spot just dropped

Starting a fight between metallurgists by asking if 6061 is aviation-grade aluminum

NEW: Bernie Sanders is barnstorming against the hostile billionaire takeover of our federal government. Read my deep dive interview with Sanders about Trump, Musk and the why the working class lost faith in Democrats

Have you heard about the biggest bank heist in history? Donald Trump is trying to pull it off right now. He wants to steal 20 billion of your dollars that are already working to cut energy bills and power the clean revolution.

you're telling me they make wire by pushing metal through a little hole? get real, be realistic. "oh yeah they take the ingots and augustus gloop them" get the fuck outta here.

Try adding an egg to my ramen, Sapporo Ichiban packaging?! In this economy?!

OK Portland is cool

TIL what a hundredweight (cwt) is - someone needs to metricize American industry so badly

NO FUCKING WILDFIRES IN OREGON THIS SUMMER. carry a shovel and a bucket of water with you on hikes and if you see somebody with a firecracker hit him with the shovel and drown him in the bucket

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

you are loved, we will win

man, that's a weird looking cat

merry christmas to all, and to all a cat in lights

mighty queen, hear her roar #caturday

Why. The Fuck. Do I Know. What All Of These Words. Mean.

wearing my Boston shirt to the theater tonight because my partner told me the movie is wicked musical

banana #caturday

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

You know Thanksgiving is going to go hard