Now im not a cat trainer or anything but ive accidentally trained my cat to respond to the command "fuck off"☠️ He likes to sit in my bathroom when im in there. When i leave i tell him to fuck off and he will leave. Cats fr listen to anything if you baby talk them. This is so stupid lol.

i'm playing video games with my friend and girlfriend while cuddling my cat. life is hard but they help soften the sharp edges

I never knew how broken I was. Mainly because thinking and listing it all is way too much. I’m getting better. I’m allowed to know I was hurt and it was bad.

I really had expected to have been burnt at the stake by now.

And the honour of gif queen 👑 goes to @silversnapples.bsky.social

If your cost of living crisis is having to cut back on investments or spending less than 80k for a new car finance, we are not the same. The difference here is that you perceive the responsibility to be laid on the widest social shoulders rather than the broadest economic shoulders.

Maybe some whisky would be good?

It’s been a day, messaging with my bestie and exchanging of reels, the nervous system has started to settle

Just because. They make me happy and I thought I’d share. Honestly the most consistent good thing in my life has been my cats. From the first kitten I purchased in Shepherd’s Bush Market to the current babies.

Had a full on trauma breakdown today. I think looking at everything can be too much sometimes. I’m ok now. I had a cry. Be kind to yourself, you cannot be strong all of the time. It’s ok to think “that was shit and unfair”. Things I need to remind myself.

This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm

JUDGE: how does your client plead MY LAWYER: like a whiny little bitch your honor ME: hey quit it i do not JUDGE: whoa i see what you mean counselor MY LAWYER: right? so annoying

Omg hi

Don’t bother to read this, I need to look like I’m texting someone for a minute. Thanks for your forbearance.

My son put it best when he was a young kid: "Cats are great because you get happy every time you encounter them. You turn a corner, and there's a cat there, and it's like there's a cat, and that's great." I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.

Doing that thing where I can’t sleep. Then I think about how bad it is that I can’t sleep. Then I realise I need to be up in six/five/four….bugger.

Chasing the Sun. #forestpath #woodlandwalk #naturelovers #landscapehunter #sunlight #wintersun #mystical #atmospheric #treelove #forestbathing #naturetherapy #outdoorphotography #scenicview #smartphonephotography #photography

Young boy reading book in a ruined bookshop in London devastated by an air raid - 1940

Happy #Caturday from MyDude and MooCow #catsky

Bless you, large cat, for thinking what I need after a coughing fit is a cat on my chest.

I’m in bed, I’ve brought up a glass of Baileys and a pint of water. I’m definitely definitely gonna cut back from tomorrow… Definitely

Little wander up the road to visit the locals

Day two of #dryjanuary There was Baileys left in the fridge!!! Not so much now.

Julian is convinced he can capture the gigantic bird on the telly

JANUARY 1st: anything is possible JANUARY 2nd: on Monday

Turn the wheels turn the time

This is completely genuine @silversnapples.bsky.social

Fesshole Live is on tour - tickets available for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. Plus, we’re going to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and running Anon Opin shows in Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

I’m thinking ALMOST dry January

Shoutout to all my fellow Y2K survivors

Start of a New Year. Brings more promise than many prior. Glad to be this age and in this position. If you’re struggling, keep going, I’m glad I did.

Tonight was a return to shower dancing, thanks to the thoughtful shower speaker, other half gifted me at Christmas. Yay for Erasure and Siouxsie Sioux

Ah yes. The end of December. Come, friends and let us behold the Daily Planner that will revolutionize my life, making me outwardly productive, inwardly peaceful and just generally a better person than the rest of you. No, honestly,THIS one is going to work. New Year. New me. Seriously.

I remember the excitement of buying the changing bag before they were born. A thing that made it real. I would be welcoming a small person into the world. I loved them all as soon as I knew they existed.

Sticking my fingers in my ears while chanting, "Fa la la I can't hear you!" until New Years

sometimes you just have to hold your cat up in front of a mirror and say “dats u” to remind them that they’re real

Watching a film I probably shouldn’t “Goodbye June” it’s beautiful and real. www.imdb.com/title/tt3576...

Baileys and some cheese and crackers, I am tempted to say “Gromit”.

Arms out, spiralling out of control into 2026, but making machine gun noises with my mouth.

I am sitting on my sofa, not quite sure why I’m up. Oh yeah, it’s that work thing isn’t it. Bugger.

David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

Ok, I know I’m biased, but how handsome is this cat?

it’s purely coincidental that this paperweight looks like something with which one would use to hit someone else in the face

AAAAAHHHHHHH

This is the cosiest cat ever, when he’s not digging needles into my skin.

Remembering that this time of year can be really hard. Another year is ending and it can remind you of all the things you’ve lost, or all the things that made life difficult. Trying to ground myself in the now and enjoy the good stuff.

A list of five more ways to say “nobody asked you” from around the world… 5. Deal with your own cabbages (Italian) 4. Keep your own owl straight (Punjabi) 3. Go and wipe your own nose (Korean) 2. Why is this making your arse itch? (Finnish) 1. Unload your own donkey (Arabic)

Finally, a nice day for a walk, and to visit the local dignitaries

Is it mean to play noisy cat videos, just to see what my cat will do? I mean, it’s almost science.

Iggy Pop’s full name is Ignatius Lollipop.