I will eat my neighbor if he starts playing guitar at 12:54am on a Monday

The "just write a shitty first draft" advice only works if you're good at revising

That is the Hen of Mədinə, she is very special.

I luv laying in bed!! I luv being comfy!!!

Yearning!!!!

Hi I may have made a decision. I dunno if I'll like being abroad and I dunno if I'll like teaching. So first I'm gonna try to tutor English at the library this Summer and then if that goes well, in the Fall make an investment to go to Istanbul for 4 weeks and do a CELTA cert. Afterwards, I'll go to

👀👀👀💐

Me: *wakes up in the middle of the night* Me: Nobody: Me: My Brain: İnstagrambul

Accidentally went to bed at 6pm.

hello im

Ngl it'd be pretty cool to spend 4 weeks in the city where my grandfather lived in the beginning of his life and where my ancestors lived for 500 years. (Istanbul)

Hi maybe I go do CELTA course in İstanbul.

Excessive rain/flooding produced some compelling new characters around the vineyard. #mushrooms 🌱

Potential career paths: + Online course developer + Teaching community ed + Negotiating severance pay + Becoming a nurse + Camp counselor + English Program Director at University + Americorps stipend year + Localization + Insurance 💀 + Jewish nonprofit work + Veterinary Assustant

My chavrusa falling asleep on the job again. Have to go with the chavrusa understudy. Should be ok as long as he doesn't play dead.

little known fact: most birds have bones

People who've run off to Abroad and learned a language and worked out an existence for themselves - are you generally glad you did that in the end?

Hehehe gonna eat cookies

One good thing about not working in insurance anymore is I don't have to tell people I work in insurance and then listen to them complain about their auto insurance rates increasing.

My take on The West is if you tell someone you did a PhD in medieval Arabic poetry and they give you a blank stare you may be taking to a Westerner.

There was an arson attack on a synagogue in London last night. www.timesofisrael.com/arson-attemp...

Aygün Kazımova is kinda like Azerbaijan's version of Lady Gaga, I feel.

Greetings from our team at CESS! We are happy to share some conference updates regarding CESS 2026. See the recent post on our website for more details 👉 tinyurl.com/3k5f3nb8

Fuck the Texas Rangers, fuck CBP, fuck ICE www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...

Israel is more reliant on the US today than it was in 2022. A lot of people have seemingly concluded the exact opposite based on ?

Kimisə tənqid etmək məndən uzaqdır, amma Dijon çox ağıllı deyil. Hələ də onu sevirəm.

Let's turn this Waffle House... into a Waffle Home 🙂‍↕️

I'm working on reading books now while highlighting words I don't know to look up later. I'll go paragraph by paragraph and afterwards do my best to translate everything into nice-sounding English.

Best part about unemployment is the not needing to do anything. Worst part about unemployment is the not needing to do anything.

Me: I want to translate this book from Azerbaijani to English and I get excited at the thought of doing so Brain: ok but have u considered that's effort and effort is Bad and must be Avoided

My favorite diner is the Olive Garden.

You've heard of beep boop. Now get ready for: meep moop.

Song in Juhuri (Judeo-Tat) by Sharon, a Jewish-Azerbaijani musician.

"On 19 April I made bread" —ancient Pompeii graffito

Wrote to the library about becoming a literacy skills tutor 👁️👄👁️

Mmmmm...... Hello.

Mən elə mənəm.

Sabahınız xeyir dostlarım. Sizin gününüz üçün Röya mahnılarını qoyum.

“Kartof var. Kim yeyir, gedib yesin”

I'm torn!!!!

Me I don't pay attention to discourse 😃

Idk why it's so hard for me to stay asleep!!!!!

Hee hoo ....

I'm applying to a Fulbright English Teaching Award for next year in Azerbaijan, and I'm not sure if I'll get it, but I've gotta at least try ig.

Feels like I'm a silly billy, but I genuinely do think my "dream job" is to be a translator, a field nobody can make money off of anymore bc of LLMs.

Dijon ate something and idk what it was 🫥

Don't wanna complain about having a lot of down time, but I really do struggle with unstructured free time like wow.

This is indefensible. www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Man I love not working at the job that destroyed my mental health anymore.