hate to say I told you so www.theverge.com/policy/69730...

For the connoisseurs out there, I feel it's my duty to point out that right before the bridge she cries out, "Pedal, boys!", as if the band is hauling her up a hill on bikes. (1:35 in the video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6fB... )

"I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation I've never been afraid of any deviation An' I don't really care if you think I'm strange I ain't gonna change" Happy #BicycleBirthday, Joan Jett! Born September 22, 1958

Trade deals coming along nicely. 🇧🇷

“Jesus Christ… 🤦‍♂️” - Jesus Christ, probably

<rubs temples> It's twenty-fucking-twenty-five

What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.

So glad to see the Verge covering cargo bikes too - my Tern HSD makes it so I can haul anyone or anything without a car!

Stands on rooftops: 📣 🗣️ 🗣️THERE IS NO LINK BTW ACETAMINOPHEN & AUTISM. IT HAS BEEN STUDIED FOR MANY YEARS IN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. 🗣️THE ONLY REASON THEY ARE TALKING ABT THIS IS THAT THEY DO NOT WANT AUTISTIC PEOPLE TO EXIST. 🗣️IT IS EUGENICS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER. -EmilyPhD

9/22/08 was a bad day. Miss you dad.

I do think about this a lot

Why your next car should be an electric cargo bike

A terrible case and a terrible line of cases – and like many of the worst things in our society: totally bipartisan.

This exact word-for-word quote has appeared in my FB timeline about a dozen times, each time attributed to a different professional athlete. It’s always by some account that sounds like a fan account, none of which I subscribe to. Just a cesspool of misinformation and AI slop.

Remaining "liberal Zionists" take note: Benjamin Netanyahu: “I have a clear message for you. It won’t happen. A Palestinian state will not be established west of the Jordan River,” Netanyahu said, adding that he was proud that Israel had doubled Jewish settlements in the West Bank.

"And when they come to you with stupid, ridiculous demands—picking fights you know you can win in court—instead of rolling over, why not stand up? And use four words they don’t tend to teach you in business school, the only phrase that can genuinely make a weak bully go away: Fuck you. Make me.”

kick the sires and light the pyres

The gulf between the Pope & (most) American bishops is as wide as ever. Keep your eye on this. For instance, Cardinal Dolan of New York called Charlie Kirk a "modern-day Saint Paul." Keep your eye on this.

Good night Bluesky. Together is the only way we build liveable todays and tomorrows. Moreover we must destroy ICE & smash fascism.

I've drank enough alcohol tonight to kill a horse. Approximately.

made myself physically ill imagining a gen z'er trying to interact with a .exe file. pawing at the screen like "skibidy is this an app". no, you literal child. you need some .dlls and probably a .dat file before it becomes an app. christ alive

I just don’t really understand how this isn’t being treated more like an emergency situation

I do think MAGA managed to make the Kirk assassination their 9/11 Not in the sense they wanted, but in the sense that they took their brief window of public sympathy and strip-mined it so totally that everyone hates them even more, now

periodically I see the president doing things like “post crimes for his attorney general to do that were maybe supposed to be an unencrypted DM on his own personal social network” and I remember that he got elected in large part because of information security practices and I black out in rage

It's ✨raining ✨

he is trying to ensure that there aren't Black soldiers because he thinks they won't massacre protests

"Everyone picked Dallas except for you" BEAR DOWWWNNNNNN CHICAGO BEARSSS

What in the entire fucking fundamentalist Christian horseshit is this

White Trash....

Well, "biggest grift in history" is a very high bar but I think Sam Altman is up to the task.

Let's Go Browns!

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

LFG

I guess I'll have to start identifying myself as AginFa. Not as cool, but will they know against facists is the same as AntiFa? I think not.

I think this is what I'm going to use on my mom when I finally tell her why I haven't talked to her since March. "You voted to destroy getting back to normal. You and auntB being mad we are still covid conscious? You voted to keep us this way. This is your own fault." Like it.

There's no normal to be had now, we haven't had a normal in the past decade, there's no normal to be had in the future. I don't know what "normal" is even supposed to be any more. All we have is fascism and the possibility of countering it aggressively.

I'm not even trying to be a snob, I just genuinely don't know what any of us think "normal" looks like anymore. The Biden years were an attempt at a low-key restoration of normal, they failed in no small part because we didn't need "normal," what we needed was an extraordinary response to Jan 6.

I don't think "normal" is really a useful point of reference anymore. There's no "normal" to be had or restored. The closest thing to a last real "normal" we had was 2015, and COVID closed the door to restoration.

LMAO WUT

A tacit threat to re-invade Afghanistan, this time in writing. Just another casual Saturday in Trump 2.0

*opens TikTok one week from now* “Did you know Black people have an extra muscle for crime?!””

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

I have no idea how a lot of people are going to deal wih food prices doubling. WE would be in a bit of trouble if food prices doubled.

I don't prepper post much anymore because I figure either the message resonated with folks or it didn't It feels like maybe a quick reminder PSA is in order, though-- now is a good time to do an inventory check and think again about what your plan is for food supply chain problems.

Might I suggest that yes, Trump has enough dementia that he really _might_ have gotten confused and used his Truth social account to DM Pam Bondi.

🎵Makin' poor choi-ces Buyin' shit on E-Bay 🎶

TOM HOMAN FEDERAL PRISON WHEN WHEN WHENWHENWHENWHEN

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

- 10 to 15 DS9 spinoffs - An EXTREMELY adult serialized Alf drama - At least one good sports show - “We Are Going To Win!” - a game show hosted by our dear Dr. Táíwó where contestants are shown clips of autocrats trying shit and competing to guess how they crashed out. - Fit/Roast with Menswear Guy