SO not cool. Two whole points.

You will be visited by 3 spirits.

Jalen Hurts… My fantasy team.

“Christmas comes this time each year” has to be some of the stupidest lyrics ever written. What?! You’re telling me Christmas happens at Christmas? Every year?? Wow, that’s crazy, thanks Beach Boys!

Having a salad of sadness for dinner…

Literally told my spouse to “pour me a shot and make me a Gruyère grilled cheese” and apparently being direct with what you want works? Ladies, AFAB’s, They’s: take note. Just say it. Kidding, bc I’ll forget this and say “idk what I want to eat” tomorrow.

Went to feed the dog and threw his phone in the river I guess. @angusmcdeath.bsky.social

Ordered some overpriced trash pizza for the kids’ dinner from domino’s at 5:20pm. It was made at 5:44pm. It left the store an hour later at 6:44pm. I’m watching their pizza traverse the city now at 7:10pm. This insane. My kids are hungry.

Angus “Dunno how Bluetooth works” McDeath.

Might actually put my “IU alumnus” stickers on things. I’m not alumni, I left after becoming a statistic. Went home, went to NSTI, stole private education for awhile, lotta Waffle House, then NSCC again, and wku in my 30’s, Still might…

The way angus looks at me when I tell stories about the coffeeshop I worked at in Bloomington, IN is so sweet. He’s served every local celebrity in Nashville and still loves hearing about me and Bobby (old man made fun of children). Me and John Mellencamp (dude fell in a bathtub). Yay for IU.

Do a shot for every missed FG!

Watching ESPN ads has taught me three things: 1. I, not overweight or having diabetes, need a GLP-1 prescription 2. Men need boner pills 3. Wendy’s had chicken tenders.

Students throwing footballs into a hole for tuition expenses shouldn’t be a thing.

I need angus to quit his job. No one deserves to watch football/hockey/(baseball soon) games alone. This is hell. I need someone to hear me yell at the screen and pat me on the back saying, “it’s okay.

Kids’ Xmas lists, in-laws texting and emailing, football, my out-of-state siblings asking if I got what they mailed, gotta book winter-break flights, my dog eating trash, gotta hang lights, get to the post office, play holiday music, football, make shit, pay for shit, clean shit, I love December!!!

#MusicChallenge #MusicSky December 6 St. Nicholas Day, Song about generosity or giving. Salt N Peppa - Whatta Man youtu.be/5vgV_dVkXN4?... Bonus: Loggins & Messina - Danny’s Song. Written as a gift to Kenny Loggins’s newborn nephew. youtu.be/4FDcTyyXQb8?...

Rooting for Georgia feels so gross.

This neighborhood is not like living in The LBC circa 1992. It might be the whitest “Love Is Love” Neighborhood in town. But some GenX lady has a buncha guns in her house and points a “long gun” at a totally non-threatening Belmont kid who was just looking for their food delivery. Wtf…?

#MusicChallenge #MusicSky December 5 Song that mentions a compass direction. The Rifles - Down South youtu.be/70fAPRDd2HY?...

Nashville “I wait til the apex of the curve to hit my brakes” Drivers.

Spotify bullshit again… My listening age: 27 13yo McDeath: 35 Angus: his actual age.

I hate watching White Christmas.

What’s up Joelton? MNPS parents need to hear from you!

Is @brendagadd.bsky.social without her adorable trademark glasses tonight? Idk who she is without them!

TDOT traffic cameras are super fun to watch right now.

Once again… Angus “don’t tell people movies make me cry” McDeath.

Spotify: Once upon a time there was a book lover (it was you) Also Spotify: You’ve listened to 1 audiobook (and it was Dostoevsky) 🤣

My bottle of deep eddy lemon vodka is gonna get destroyed tonight no matter the outcome.

Ugly crying, fully snot sobbing, saying bye to my baby going home to Chicago.

Bills, Bills, Bills!

There’s an L.L. Bean ASMR-themed ad that keeps running on my NFL streams and it seriously makes me wanna scream and kick puppies.

Doink.

Middle McDeath just informed us that she wants to move to Iowa instead of Chicago and also that she calls carbonated beverages “soda.” We’ve go some rough years ahead of us…

Y’all remember those orca whales that got trapped in Alaska in 1988 and Bo Jackson saved them? Turns out he didn’t. And they weren’t orcas. And angus is mean.

This Iron Bowl was stupid.

Nothing slaps harder than Rockytop being played by the marching band to sad UT fans. 😂 ⚓️⬇️ #anchordown

Desperately trying to decipher and navigate the two youngest McDeaths’ Xmas lists which include things like “Horseshit on Route 66” and “Helldivers 2” and like… idk. I can’t believe I’ve finally hit this stage.

Angus must be drunk because he has finally wisened up to my brilliant co-op hospitality business ideas that I’ve pitched for over a decade.

We all hit our Thanksgiving BINGO. Here’s my card. I think the dead pheasants on the table should count for “dead/dying” farm animal.

Thanksgiving thread: It’s 1:24pm and we’re supposed to be in Franklin at 1:30. I’m in my PJ’s watching this woke Macy’s parade with a cup of coffee and a cigarette.

This is legit. Also poorly described. I will very likely live-post Thanksgiving with the in-laws again this year.

@minimcdeaths.bsky.social airplane on the landing approach. Me: oh I should probably head to the airport.

I survived picking up a passenger at the airport the night before Thanksgiving.

Why do they always try to do the stuff around the holidays? To the #MetroCouncilNash: our concerns about oversight of surveillance programs actually are not allayed by putting it into the hands of a third party. Please do not let this happen. readrichtext.substack.com?utm_source=s...

Snap snap bang bang

Ugh theres still another quarter to go in this game… 😫

Why does UT only win with a fat guy fully dressed in a gross shade of orange on the sidelines? The Great Pumpkin 2.0. Even Tim Gunn said your version of orange is ugly af. I’m gonna go watch ACC football instead. It just means more.

Not really one for conspiracies but my pirate stream suddenly buffering during Vandy highlights feels… idk. Like I’ve been targeted?

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