Back to back D18 shoutouts. Let’s go @cashforcouncil.bsky.social !

I really do love seeing new faces at a metro council public hearing and hope tonight encourages them all to stay engaged with local legislation going forward.

I love Argentina but that game did not feel right at all.

VAR has gone too far. #FIFAwhatever

Any morning that I wake up hearing a metro/utility crew doing shit on our street I think, “yay they’re finally building the greenway in our easement!” But nope. Just brutally chopping up ~100yr old oak trees again. Who needs shade when we’re averaging over 100° heat indexes daily lol?

My iPad rained on has a way cooler aesthetic than Apple could ever.

“Belgium has played a top-level game” Lol, I wish that was true. #USMNT

Idk why we didn’t get to see Eddie Vedder chugging a beer. Would’ve made this whole shitshow worth watching.

For the amount of snot rockets and loogies shot/spit onto a soccer field, I would not wanna roll around on it pretending to be hurt. #FIFAWORLDCUP

Anyway, ¡Viva España!

Jeez USMNT look exactly how I expected them to since Day 1. Why get this far and shit the bed now? Coulda done this several games ago and left us all alone. Super annoyed. Super dislike Belgium too.

I just ate a sad pickle, which seems fitting based on the outcome of the Mexico/England game.

I took a nap and woke up more tired than before!

Seriously.

Nashville

I need a nap SO bad but this clown (who can shapeshift into some sort of thing that is both old man wrinkled sack & jello at the same time) won’t leave me alone. She is a monster.

He’s also this cool. If I start a thread of Cool Angus photos it’ll go on for like a whole ass year. Probably more.

The choices of cover songs for 4th of July performances are really something this year… 😂

Perfect timing.

Wish I could self-heal as quickly as male soccer players can.

My first thoughts when I wake up in the AM are always pretty weird, like waking up and having an insatiable urge to learn of the origins of Dr. Pepper, or the ‘88-89 Calgary Flames roster. This morning it was, “I wanna watch Total Recall.” Much to Angus’s chagrin, we are now watching Total Recall.

wtf?

Holy moly Cape Verde

Watching TSN and hearing Canadians complain about how hot & humid it is for their team to train in Dallas…

Men’s soccer players have had notoriously bad haircuts for ages but I feel like this World Cup is really something special.

Angus is making me some Trini corn on the cob and I’m very excited. It’s only getting prepped and already so pretty!

Sittin’ on the front porch with a fan up my shirt. Totally singing this to the tune of Suede The Remix God’s “Sittin on the Corner Doin’ Dope.”

I had no idea flowers would grow around our mailbox post. Also we easily have AT LEAST double the number of lightning bugs than normal. Never mowing again.

Well boo. Hopefully Brazil will take the trash out on Sunday. #FIFAWorldCup

That Norwegian dude is super ugly.

Oops I looked up Monterrey in Mexico and now it’s in the short list of places to move to.

Netherlands and Germany sent home? Best day ever. #FIFA

Remember when it was cold and we didn’t have power? I would trade that anyday for this shit. (This also might be why my very southern family called me a yankee as a child. Also could’ve been my curling obsession, adversity to SEC football, the whole ass hockey problem, or that White Sox thing 🤷)

Why is it so fucking hot and humid??What is this? Fucking summer? Take it back I don’t want this. JFC.

In a bad mood again. Might delete later.

British person: Canader Me: you mean Canadia?

I miss group play. Just to be clear, this is about World Cup soccer.

I propose a Nashville Bluesky meetup to go float and taste Appalachian Mountain river waters. We will also make a clever name for ourselves playing on the fact that we are some sort of Hillbilly Sommeliers. We will introduce ourselves as such to the guy who rents us semitruck innertubes for $3/day.

I’m at Fido for probably the last time in my life bc I had no clue how much this place sucks now. Ick. And I don’t mean Pregnant-And-Found-A-Cockroach-In-My-Salad ick. Those times were fine.

Help! I need someone to explain this $3 AND UNDER menu at Krystal to me. I’m hungry. And only have $3.

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image.

Iran 💔 on the recalled goal. Please please please score. I screamed so loud my children came out on the front porch.

This Egypt - Iran game is looking very skewed as far as refs are concerned… #fifa

Imagining how they got this giraffe home… (please let it be by circus train) apnews.com/article/gira...

It’s the summertime evenings like tonight out on the porch that remind me of the time a beloved homie sitting next to me once viciously clapped at and killed a lightning bug that was minding its own business.

weather.com/retro/ Y’all’re welcome. Enjoy.

I wanna compare & contrast the resumés of guys that hold up the substitution boards in soccer games with the boxing ring girls who hold the “hey it’s this round now” signs.

No mow May never came to an end at our house (we even added no prune to it) and holy moly there are some really cool things growing in our yard.

Everyone deserves hydration breaks.

Introduced angus to a fifa mobile game and now he doesn’t talk to me anymore.