All these game studios keep saying don't worry, we're only using genAI to slop up *the* most creativity-demanding part of making the game. "Don't worry bro, I'm only using dogshit in the broth, just the soup stock has dogshit bro, it'll be strained out bro"

found it.

who's got that video of the baseball commentary, where the commentators become overwhelmed with existential ennui? talking about how "time goes faster when you're older" and "how do I make it slow down?" and "will I be able to run again?" before a deep ball to center field snaps them back to reality

*reads CNN for investigation updates*

trans women love vintage tech because they're familiar with 3.5" floppies

Unholy unison of lore

Welp… I guess I’m resubbing…

Temu stays winning

Since Tomino is making waves again, this bit by Otsuka: “The Palestinian issue is there in the background of the original Gundam.”

Truth colony drop

I mean literally this

Just a reminder: the people who ban communists while pretending to live in a “democracy” are fascists. Understand?

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

lmao

@mseldritch.bsky.social You got five opportunities this summer to come to Houston and get some mad-cheap coneys.

If you’re thinking about picking up some Secrets of Strixhaven collector boosters, see if you have a Microcenter nearby. Huge price difference from TCG preorders. #notsponsored

Happy Earth Day.

Manny Jacinto as Jason Mendoza in The Good Place, perfect casting. “I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, & I threw a Molotov cocktail... Boom, right away, I had a different problem.”

I can't shake this persistent dread that I'm about to lose my job right now, and I have no idea how to cope with it, so I'm just gonna post about it. All because one stupid client decided to go "come on, tell me how you really feel about AI, we've been a client for so many years..."

A key component of worldbuilding that amateur media critics don't understand is that just because something is patently ridiculous or full of obvious problems does NOT mean it's impossible, or even unlikely to happen. Our world had Juicero; there is no reason a fictional one would be any different.

This fucking sucks, y’all.

via Ryan Wilkinson of You Can't See Meme: Simpsons Wrestling Memes

this should be a warning to all the men out there who want to end no-fault divorce to "trap" women in marriages. There's more than one way to get out of a bad marriage to a borderline abusive spouse

Perfection

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

when the traxus free kits encounter a rook on their way to extract

was once New Amsterdam.

Congrats @blueheronfarm.bsky.social

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

i don't understand why they landed integrity in the middle of the ocean. if i were them i would just land it at my house

He gave her a fur coat for their anniversary

Economy so bad they literally closed the dick-sucking factory

This is actually a sick deal for the Auntie Ool precon. That deck is shit bonkers just with the stock list.

mods are asleep, post bean hole

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

This probably isn't going to change people's minds, but sometimes it is easier to evoke sympathy for dogs than it is to evoke sympathy for trans folks. Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people.

Even as a common, this would’ve become the biggest chase card in the Lord of the Rings MtG set.

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.