This is EXACTLY how I feel about The Beatles

haven't posted in a while but lol this is some of the most unhinged and insane shit i've ever seen compiled into a thread

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

The frame rate for the #peacock #NFL game is ass what are we doing

there's no good way to leave a job. the real ones will be happy for you. the bitter ones will be bitter. half will be blindsided and half will be surprised it hadn't already happened long ago.

Suffering as a Service

there has never been a better time to eliminate all fucking joy and pleasure from your life. punish yourself until success is achieved.

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

[deleting "eat shit and die," taking a deep breath, and starting over] "as we previously discussed,"

under a Catbus administration every child in America will be issued a super shotgun, a stimpack and a yellow skull key

Been a long time since the #colts got this screwed over by the officials. What a load of trash.

maybe i am going insane

1000% fuck yeah agree with everything said here

seeing plenty of freakout about this, and listen I also hate the AI tech bros etc, but I've also spent plenty of time in Minneapolis and nobody from Minnesota gets to weigh in on what good/bad driving is

*asking about a 4000 year gap on a resume* now it says here you were in “The Bog”?

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

man, NIN's Year Zero is still a hell of a record

been feeling pretty good lately, health wise. probably should eat approx 2 lbs of halloween candy daily until that stops.

For just $20,000 you can be murdered in your sleep by Aphex Twin's android son

you must stop reposting this "kayoed" is not a word it's hurting me

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

just blocked a guy for talking shit about halloween, so that's where i'm at

"But when the team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20% slower when using AI than when working without it. Researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome. We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.” 🎁link

This is a very good point about DHS. They direct harassment campaigns on Twitter using quote-tweets.

i don’t normally endorse block lists (i’m on some, weirdly lumped in with people i myself have blocked) but i don’t see how blocking all these accts with one button is bad. most importantly, DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THEM. they already own X so they wouldn’t be here if they weren’t trying to start shit.

working in tech is so depressing. all the companies with money to hire are either in gambling, crypto, AI, or some horrific skeezy combination of those. it's all gross.

Capitalism works. And it's easy to understand. We invest our money in Nvidia so Nvidia can produce more Nvidia chips that Nvidia will sell to Nvidia.

longtime hoosier here 👋 jim banks can go fuck himself

It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢ DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

loooolll just got the email that gamepass is going up to $30 and it was a great reminder to smash the cancel button. good lord wtf. great job #xbox

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

can we please quarantine these people to their own separate internet someplace else

Can we all agree that the #NFL ride-the-float commercial is a hostile fucking act? The cringe is so concentrated i can actually smell and taste it. Whatever marketing committee created it should be imprisoned.

where is the "i'm not going to use AI stop asking" filter for linkedin job recommendations

The Peripheral.

$10,000 fine for every journalist that doesn't start immediately interrupting this bullshit with "sir, batteries exist. there's a battery in your pocket right now."

it seems impossible that the biggest, richest software company on earth could create something as shitty as Android Studio, and yet

Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.

Forgot that the fox sports college football graphics package was such a design crime. Gives extreme saved by the bell intro.

what would happen if ... just hear me out ... we did NOT burn a gallon of gas to blow 3 blades of grass off the sidewalk, and instead just, you know, left them there

yeah I'll incorporate AI into my workflow. the workflow of my butt

it STINKS 😉👌 also: prettty niiiiiiiiiice!