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Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.

Watching the Habs inexplicably take zero shots as all the polymarket and kalshi ads scroll by … really makes one think

Stop putting doorbells in tv commercials, my dog is begging you

My mom would 100% do this and I’m kinda surprised she hasn’t already

folks, cat food does not need to be “amp’d”

s-tier comments thread

you can tell it's the future because useless meetings now come with a useless ai summary email 10 minutes after they end

any democrat that publicly vows to just take a wrecking ball to this fucking thing on day one will win 2028 in a landslide. they should literally drive the wrecking ball thing around on the campaign trail.

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

planning to log online this weekend

My wife says things to me such as "You are wrong" and "Did you win the wrong lottery" whereas the computer tells me I am smart and handsome in a pleasing monotone. Is it then any surprise that men are leaving wife for computer

This is a form of psychosis. These people will burn the world if they have their way.

"why are all these NIMBYs against datacenters??" man who could possibly know, oh well

trailer starts now

"Season 1 debuts tomorrow on Shudder, with additional seasons rolling out every Friday through June 12. After years of being sporadically available to rent, the show will now be available in full" every once in a great while something actually good happens!

eventually my employer will find out that I don't use AI to do my job and I honestly don't know if they'll be impressed that they never noticed or if they'll fire me

Don't burn out! Take care of yourself and your mental health! Please plan your burnout at least 1 month in advance! Make sure your burnout is approved by your supervisor! Please coordinate your burnout with a burned-out colleague so that they can assume your burnout in your absence!

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

I’m not going to blame the child victims in It, ultimately blame lays with the clown and more broadly with a callous society that produces a clown such as that, but kids should know not to talk to sewer clowns. Maybe that flies in Maine but not in real America.

Indiana election ads (which are already in full effect) are like "Rick Copguy is WAY meaner to immigrants than Sue Nazirini and Trump LOVES him!" followed immediately by "Sue Nazirini LOVES war and Trump ENDORSED HER! Rick Copguy does BUSINESS with CHINA!" and then there are no ads from democrats.

[every hobo in the place pulls immaculate FN five-sevens on john wick] JOHN WICK: [frowns] LAURENCE FISHBURNE: you don’t think a hobo king protects his hobo crown, john? gaze upon my magnificent pigeon hutch and know what it is to live hoboliciously JOHN WICK: i’m confecticamo

Yep @effinbirds.com

Personally, I think it's important that children be taught about all the early Saddle Creek bands. Not just Cursive, but Bright Eyes, The Faint, Rilo Kiley, and even The Good Life. Hear hear!

I’m still fucking adjusting to daylight savings, what the fuck is that about? the sun can absolutely suck my ass

"sleep paralysis" is propaganda from the shadow people. they want us to think we just dreamed of them as they walk through our houses unimpeded by space and time

"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"

Radiohead is demanding that the Trump administration take down a pro-ICE promotional video featuring a version of its song “Let Down” without permission. Full statement from the band:

X's algorithm is in fact doing what you think it's doing. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

"Yeah, everyone just go ahead and delete TikTok now if you haven't already."

yes 🫶

haven't posted in a while but lol this is some of the most unhinged and insane shit i've ever seen compiled into a thread

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

The frame rate for the #peacock #NFL game is ass what are we doing

there's no good way to leave a job. the real ones will be happy for you. the bitter ones will be bitter. half will be blindsided and half will be surprised it hadn't already happened long ago.

Suffering as a Service

there has never been a better time to eliminate all fucking joy and pleasure from your life. punish yourself until success is achieved.

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

[deleting "eat shit and die," taking a deep breath, and starting over] "as we previously discussed,"

under a Catbus administration every child in America will be issued a super shotgun, a stimpack and a yellow skull key

Been a long time since the #colts got this screwed over by the officials. What a load of trash.

maybe i am going insane

1000% fuck yeah agree with everything said here