Oh, hey, Mom’s still pretty sharp at 78, but anybody got any good guidelines at winding that down, cos the internet was a mistake? TIA

<<Rolling my eyes that I should probably take responsibility for buying my mom’s Xmas gifts for me>> *When will my kids take responsibility for buying my gifts for them?*

I’m literally walking out at the second intermission. Nothing good is going to happen.

Do I hate this team more than this team hates me?

Feels like four guys standing motionless at the blue line is less than an ideal PP.

Amazing. 5-0 on penalty calls at home.

Wouldn’t “unidentified Brown shooter” suffice?

Clearly, Queens-born and raised Trump is angry about the 1981 NL Rookie of the Year vote when Mookie Wilson and Hubie Brooks split the Mets vote .

I may be wrong, but I fear that data center capex is the Wile E. Coyote economy—keep the legs moving and don’t look down, hope someone else catches the anvil.

Get all these goals out of the system boys. i’m at NWA Thursday night!

Z2!

Like the Valentine’s Day double feature of ‘Princess Bride’ and ‘True Romance’, I need to pair this up for St. Pat’s. What’s the opening feature?

I wonder if OPEC might be a little concerned about this behavior?

I have a buddy that can’t believe that I give not a shit to have a relationship with my dad. He’s grown more tolerable as he inevitably ages (85) and I’ll humor my mom, but, no, he finally crossed a line (prob did before then) and there’s no cause to go back.

*Madmen

And it makes a real difference in places like Lincoln, Iowa City, State College where hotels are scarce and often non-refundable with two night minima.

Glad the B1G has moved the football schedule release from November 2 (2023) to December 11 (2024) to ?????. So fan friendly! Some of us care to make travel plans.

Would really enjoy it if “dunks” on Steven Miller could avoid anti-semitic tropes. Thanks.

These County Jail Trash Picking Ass sweaters are an abomination.

Auburner was *right* there. No contract.

I’m sayin’!

Anyway. Gonna watch some Rob Reiner movies. #RIP

There were some leaks in the earthen dam upriver while I was responsible for the market. Got a lot of panicked calls from customers, "what would you like me to do? There's literally no place else for your goods to go." Followed up by, "You *do* realize that's an active volcano over there, right?"

The Army Corps of Engineers reclassified as inadequate the entire levee system that holds back the Green River and created the Kent Valley which was almost the entirety of the industrial market, because it wasn't sufficiently sloped.

If the NFL wanted to expand the end zones to 15 yards to both encourage scoring and push FGs back, how many stadia could accommodate without a substantial renovation?

Tom Brady just said “pissmissile” on live network TV.

Ohio’s “professional” football teams are being outscored collectively 52-3 this afternoon.

Put this MF’er between Chris Jent and Jimmy Jackson.

Bruuuuuuuccceee!!!

Buckeyes should foul here and have the game in your hands.

Can’t wait to lose this on a missed bunny.

Mobley salvaged by a bail out charge. Truly awful shot selection.

How do you leave a completely unguarded 3 and then still don’t get the defensive rebound?

The three guys that voted Gunnar Stockton 1 should have their ballots rescinded.

7-11 B1G team. Home by Friday night. Dispersed to the wind before they play a tournament game.

Ho hum, just another blown 3rd period lead. They tell me this is nothing to worry about. Then again, I’m the greenskeeper at Double Eagle.

I see where MLS is aiming.

I’m secure enough with where my program is that it’d be pretty hilarious if Michigan can’t quite figure out how to catch up with Indiana.

Winter isn’t fierce, but it is long in Columbus, Ohio.

Two guys fading off a guy that sinks a 3 with under 5 seconds in the half. Gonna be another long January.

Bucatini? Manicotti? Penne? Society going down the tubes!

Chatman looking like an ABA Dr. J there.

Why is WVU wearing Pitt blue?

What about a crossover?

Still among my favorite pictures of my kid.

Kidding. Pavia wins because voters outside of the South actually cast good-faith votes.

Mer Cat Or projection.

Cat sitting for the daughter home from grad school.

Congratulations to Heisman Trophy winner.