Born to "yayyyy!!!" forced to "alright see you in a few"

not enough back-of-my-head for my eyes to roll into listening to this guy on my flight talk about the hierarchy of nyc pride parties

need to be drunk on a dance floor with someone’s hand down my shorts like yesterday

work then move then LA then graduation then pride then new job 😮‍💨

70% of brunch is just moving your little drinks out of the way

You should need a permit to operate an umbrella in manhattan

That’s him officer that’s the top in his late 30s that says he likes charli xcx to fuck younger tattooed twunks in brooklyn

latex shoot went so well but nowhere to post the photos :c

DIANA ROSS!!!!!!!!!

LA in June

wardrobe feeling so stale and uninspired, ladies where are we shopping

TWIN FASHION SHOW

celebrated send nudes day by deactivating the alt 🙂‍↕️

public speaking is my passion

Joe Biden burying court reform upon taking office then saying it needed to be done as he left is high on the list of total and complete failures of that administration.

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

Unfortunately, liberals have paved the way for this disgusting accusation. Now in mainstream political discourse, sufficiently Zionist goys can become the arbiter of Jewishness

Jewels Sparkles it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

insane how they just can't be normal and kiki about valentin. me and my pals would be like yeah he spent the night it was great do u want details

never read a string of words so boner-inverting as “scruffy nerdy husbear”

oof the pitt getting a little too real

gm

hookup so bad I had to nut just to escape because I am still a ✨people pleaser✨

the number of full-blown conversations on the dancefloor last night pmo

Is it good to create an economically disaffected underclass in the capital city of the country I’m trying to coup while also making sure aerial routes out of said city are as dangerous as possible. asking for a friend

the traitors tn

GRAMMY WINNER DOECHII

lydia’s heels IN THE STIRRUPS

i would love cybercigilism tattoos if they didn’t all look like tire tread marks

versatility is twigs on shoulder and bicep day

the pitt…far too accurate…

just got back from squirt camp they kicked me out :/

this is so 😭😭

fuck marry kill: bear smirk, fcf but it’s weird and small, MBTI in bio

tallfishing

doing enrichment in my enclosure (blunt walk through the LES)

apparently now we’re doing shirtless at tmpl at 9AM

humiliation kinks, EMDR, basement and nicole kidman’s boobs all in 2 hours? babygirl has BLESSED us

showed everyone at work photos of the chicken parm I made like it was my child

oh shit it’s the SKUNCH

husband called me big (yearning for 160)

it’s a major award

waluigi mangione

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