Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

watching pillion felt like going to marie’s crisis with my ex: i’m happy you find this fulfilling but it makes me actively uncomfortable to think about participating in it

sirāt takes place in the vernon subutexiverse

i know you’re not supposed to come out of sirāt wanting to go to a rave in the desert but I want to go to a rave in the desert

sometimes I write it all down to remind myself I’m not insane

Oh noooo, the company that extracted our data for their models is having others extracting data for their models

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You, or Mommy Supreme

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in her defense, she did put the title in quotation marks

sorry to anyone who joins social media from here on out, just going to assume you’re ai

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

To call this corruption cartoonish doesn’t touch how garish, warped, distorted, and caricatured it is. This is AI-generated corruption.

the world is so fucked up they made game of thrones nice

This headline and framing illustrates the underlying racism and fascist sympathies of those who run and manage The Washington Post, whether or not the article itself manages to be more even-handed.

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The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

general strike now

The brave people of Minnesota have endured two weeks of the Trump regime’s paramilitary occupation, sent to intimidate, beat, and raid civilians across Minneapolis in a campaign of fear meant to crush protest and dissent. Today the people showed they will not surrender. #3E

Thanks. We have folks in our community giving vulnerable students rides to school, and a teacher shared that they were putting small stuffed animals on their dashboards to help kids identify safe cars. ICE picked up on it and started doing the same. Horrifying.

Bro, they are closing schools because teachers need time to make virtual options for non-white students because lawless federal paramilitaries are terrorizing them.

This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

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we should have treaded harder on them

impeach now

had a dream Zohran was holding a meeting in my apartment and I was like, I’ll just be over here if you need anything anyway happy new year

NYE is a time for reflection

I guess I’ll just keep posting idk

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good morning i like you

help

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heated rivalry makes me feel like this 🫂

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got the job btw

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how many times in a row can u legally listen to zoo by shakira

did Ava proofread this

bombing an interview really activates my velvet rage

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

obama: would you be surprised to know that my karaoke song is uhhhhhh gasolina

hi again

one thing i am always casually telling my friends is “may every day be another wonderful secret”

drag name angela music as in “sing to me, angel-a music”

the length of innocence

me resisting the call of the labubu

need queer-friendly paperback editions that fit in belt bags

need people who still go on x “because everyone is still there” to realize that this is a collective action problem they are failing

“what are u up to” i need more context before i formulate a response