mitch mcconnell got more than he ever could have dreamed from donald trump. this view of republicans is pure fantasy.

Klein saw his star rise and rise as he took Paul Ryan's concerns about the debt more and more seriously, why change things up now?

very funny that ilya shapiro walks around like he is some grand arbiter of merit when he would be unemployable if not for wingnut welfare

I take solace knowing that no matter how much he denies it, he'd rather be at Georgetown (who fired him for this racist garbage) than posting.

very cool that pennsylvania has its own andrew cuomo

i am bluesky and i blame schumer and mills, this isn't hard.

so we've got kavanaugh stops, alito maps, and roberts assassinations, do i have that right?

the only reasonable response to this is “are you fucking kidding me”

Israel alone killed over 75 journalists in 2025, something many of the people I'm currently reading breathless posts from have still said nothing about.

this is extremely good. i think it's also useful to think about when a liberal of a certain kind says that elected republicans "know better" or "are scared of trump". nope! this is their calculus.

drunk kash > sober kash > almost anyone else in this job

maine governor keeps lobbying options open ahead of expected primary loss

How do I even explain the feeling of violating by the existence of photos like this one? Israeli soldiers in a Lebanese home, using the Lebanese family’s stuff to cook food while the Lebanese themselves were forced out of their homes Repulsive, fascistic regime www.instagram.com/p/DXhh2P_j4M8/

say what you will about bluesky, you can get screenshots of ari fleischer cope without having to see him live twee 9/11 every year

Cool. My electric mixer stirs faster than my finger

this formulation is especially funny because it flattens all issues. "yeah I support rural broadband and small business tax credits but not genocide" yeah man that'll prevent someone from voting for you.

Dave grew up in apartheid South Africa and has always been vocal and active against it and other injustices; frankly sick of hearing about the poop bus when he’s been an absolute real one using his platform for good for three decades

folding up your principles and putting them quietly in your pocket, couldn't be more perfect

THAT'S why brandon nimmo went to the rangers

literally funding the "orphan crushing machine"

Fyre Festival is older than JD Vance's catholicism

best I can do is a sheldon whitehouse

if you've ever done work in the green energy advocacy space the number of conspiracies about wind and solar are *wild* but for some reason reactionaries are silent about data centers

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I tend to believe women in these situations BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!

pass the torch, eric

oh, you've stopped protesting just because we beat the shit out of you, expelled you, blacklisted you, and deported you?

Never gotten over how Columbia had a whole micro-site paying tribute to its 60s protests and building takeovers; then, when Gaza protesters repeated that strategy they called in the NYPD

barack obama's last three tweets are about basketball, the obama presidential center museum, and basketball

a kid caught a line drive foul at yankee stadium sitting in the spot that douchebag who ripped the ball out of mookie betts' glove. nature is healing.

rude of good friday to fall on whiskey friday

pam bondi to step down to spend more time with her family (the stolen dogs)

i say "slut gnomes of false berlin" about once a week

“For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.”

man sotomayor sounds....tired.

I mean, good, but it’s still a sign of profound dysfunction if this isn’t 9-0. A justice who will sign off on this is effectively announcing there’s nothing too flagrantly unconstitutional to get their blessing if a Republican president does it.

Laying down a marker now: The first time a Supreme Court pundit uses John Roberts's "It's a new world, but it's the same Constitution" line to cast him as Our Principled Defender Of The Rule Of Law Agains Trump, I am going to go their house and give them a swirlie

the durability of the latte signifier for, like, urbane elites is funny because, if anything, buying a $9 caffeinated sweet treat with a long list of modifications and add-ons has become steadily more conservative-coded in the last five years or so. it's an exurban drive-through thing now!

Litmus tests are good and demonizing "taking a moral stance" is the most bizarre radical centrist take.

incredible chutzpah from this anti-billionaire eric swalwell-aligned ad to close with his top three donors: uber, the people who lobbied to convince the government your mouth isn't part of your body, and a billionaire.

really annoying that the dodgers clearly have the mandate of heaven

*taps sign*

extremely funny to watch judge, skenes, and webb eat shit on opening day, those awful usa wbc vibes sticking with them

lmao

read this as intended: as a victory lap in support of israel's genocide

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍