Gavin Newsom has loudly, consistently, and unapologetically announced he does not want the votes of key Democratic constituencies and I look forward to him whining when he doesn't get them.

Advocates for hens did not make a winning argument before the foxes. Until they can answer a simple question, hard to see how they win in the fox court. www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...

You're telling me a woman was forced to give up her trophy to a biological male

if you didn't like chuck and nancy, you're going to HATE schatz and jeffries

“I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/w...

it's like watching the newsroom, with months old plots that feel just stale enough to be meaningless in the face of current day shit

typical ai use case

Oh my god this lady rules. I love this. Just make fun of these poseurs.

you're on the wrong side of history < you short bald fuck

I wonder who he voted for.

There is no attitude for which legacy journalists are more often rewarded by their bosses than "Everybody needs to calm down." It is a preening announcement that you are the adult in the room, immune from emotion or overreaction or "hysteria." And it is the worst imaginable priority for this era. >

Brutally funny for him to say this and it turns out the ICE agent was basically Captain Gun and a firearms instructor.

jd vance thinks everyone in his way is disposable, which is hilarious because he's the most disposable poitical entity ever created.

No different from

Actions have consequences.

shitty customers are now using AI to lie to small businesses about damaged products and demand refunds

Republicans never handed a single thing to Biden or Obama and they're fully in power. A lesson!

general raising caines i laugh i cannot stop i have fully lost it. a man with a butterfly net waits for me outside.

in 2031, bob woodward will let us know he did this after a mar a lago chat with a south florida car dealership owner with a venezuelan wife 42 years his younger

love to sit down and watch some linear television, a phrase we all love

i'm united healthcare

debra messing wellness check

iykyk

A final reminder that Eric Adams is a certified bad person, not a lovable scamp who would have been a good mayor if he could have just done fewer crimes

good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein

our baby daughter goes to sleep at 6, and made the mistake of asking The Wrong Machine a question to see if there was a celebration we could watch then

she thinks she's being a savvy operator for a post-trump gop but the real heir is the person to just slip out before the tomb gets sealed

my "i didn't say any racial slurs" backwards baseball cap is raising a lot of questions

There's a direct line backwards from this to Biden/Congresses refusal to punish Trump 1 for family separation, which is imo similarly downstream from the Obama era failure to prosecute for torture authorized by Bush. Trump owns the acts but where are consequences? www.oregonlive.com/news/2025/12...

kind of hard to believe just how much mileage "i find liberals and young people annoying" has gotten in politics

merrick garland set a world record for being bad at your job, colts head coach jeff saturday was better at that job than merrick garland was at his

i feel terrible for ben sasse and wish he hadn't made his life's work building power for a political party that decimated cancer research

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the vice president is a klansman

After the massive Waymo fail on Saturday night that was so bad they had to shut down system wide, I don’t see why they were permitted to resume normal operations. Did they fix their system problems? Are they now ready for major outages? If not, why are they operating on our streets?

I hope Bari never loses this job. I hope we get to watch her step on rakes like Sideshow Bob every 6-7 weeks, forever. We've earned it.

pre annoyed that jake tapper is going to ask dem presidential candidates if removing trump's name is unnecessarily diviside

it's good, actually, that the harris campaign told tim walz to stop calling these people weird

thanks for joining us for the 101st oscars *autoplay continues* here's why we must take on the great jewish menace

Galesburg, Michigan Pop: 2,081 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galesburg,_Michigan Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=33319017 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=17982132 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=162202492

Anvil playing a show in the theater after "Anvil! The Story of Anvil"

back in the 2017-18 medicare for all debates, centrist dems would say things like "oh, you want DONALD TRUMP in charge of your healthcare??" and now we basically have that, forever, but with a shittier healthcare policy

Bove is too partisan for the dude who launched a Zillow conspiracy theory to help out his buddy Brett Kavanaugh, what a time to be alive

why use 30 words when 14 will do?

for no reason thinking about the time before she was elected when she chased a teenage david hogg around capitol hill calling him a coward and "little hitler" www.cnn.com/2021/01/27/p...