forgot this app exists again

The announcers did NOT deserve this moment 😭

oh this rain is, like, CRAZY crazy

filling up my pill calendar like i’m playing mancala

severance season 2 episode 7… oh dichen lachman, get that emmy dress ready!!!

gm

rewatching the season 1 finale of severance to reground myself before catching up on season 2 and my god I forgot how good this is

bonne nuit mes bloomfs 🫶

whoever said that exercising and eating healthier and actually socializing can improve your mental health was right and I HATE that

me going to my grindr hookup’s apartment which turned out to be a literally funeral home

my friends and i collectively buying earplugs at the same time this weekend at the bar because the music was too loud… geriatricity here we come!

finally starting white lotus and oh my goddddd carrie coon, my queen!!

the Pitt episode 8… severance, your emmys are in danger!!

learned a fun math trick today that i didn’t know!! to find the square of any number ending in 5 this works for any #5 (# being any number in front of 5) to find the square, multiply # * (#+1) then put 25 at the end! so for 115^2, you’d do 11 * (11+1) & 25 132 & 25 13225 isn’t that fun!!

I need stir crazy winter to end and stepping out spring to begin NOW

there’s a man on instagram who I am, like, down BAD for in a way no other instagram man has had me

which one of you fægs…

it’s 2025 and we still don’t have a button to close every app at once on iPhones

formative media

the current American government is like a game of secret Hitler only the fascists got rid of enough liberals where they don’t have to be secret anymore

I’m a cinephile. I love classic cinema.

Beyoncé has won Album of the Year for the first time ever at the #GRAMMYs .

February is finally tomorrow… GIVE IT UP FOR FEBRUARY YOU GUYS!

It’s bulking season for me but without the lifting part

If I ever become a parent, I’m absolutely going to sing “Protector” to my child as a lullaby

DROWNED?? HUH??????? (and money… maybe I’m suing someone after nearly drowning)

We need a handcuff emoji so bad

Do any bloomfs have any good humidifier recommendations?

Damn every social media app is just depressing… no possibility for escapism anymore :/ Time to ~*^*~log off~*^*~

just saw someone say “wtf?! He’s only 66!” about a politician retiring ……..not only is that past the age of retirement, but the fact that we’ve normalized politicians serving into their late 70s and 80s is the PROBLEMMMMMM

PUMP UP THE JAM PUMP IT UP WHILE YOUR FEET ARE STOMPIN’ AND THE JAM IS PUMPIN’ LOOK AHEAD THE CROWD IS JUMPIN’

Fully strutting on this treadmill while heated’s playing in my headphones… this is the most powerful I’ve ever felt

waiting for the person in the stall next to you to leave is so important it’s a game of chicken I WILL NOT lose

My spending habits are actually NOT a problem because I am stimulating the economy and helping small businesses fyi!! It’s called working for the greater good!!

Alright chat which ones

I have a lot of respect for shitposters. Truly a talent to know exactly what type of mindless content is correct at any given time. I’ve tried and I’ve failed many times, and I’ve now learned to simply respect and admire the artists while they work.

feeling sick so can’t go to the gym to work out st the same time as my gym crush… perhaps i shall wither away to nothingness (until i hopefully don’t feel sick tomorrow)

not this making me emotional youtu.be/gNty2y0DQN8?...

I’m gonna do me and you’re also gonna do me and that’s on period

*jessie j voice* g-g-g-g-g-gay g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gay g-g-g-g-g-gay g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gay GAY gaAaay GAY gaAaAy GAY GAaAay Gay gay gaaayyyyyyy

a platypus?

okay i’m back and ready to build my new home!

like where are the nickelodeons??

I keep forgetting this app exists

OOH LA LA, GET ME GOING LIKE GAGAGA

everyone named Tyler shares a common Tyler aura and I have yet to meet a Tyler who doesn’t

It’s gettin STICKYYYYYYYY

learning today that a lot of you willingly go on multi-mile runs to start your Thanksgiving…. we are very different

sports keep sending me to Twitter, but the vibes always pull me back here you get the limo out front…oowhoaoo

Absolutely loathe the fact that being physically active and waking up early are helpful ways to improve mental health