What the hell? Sure

Going back to my roots (following random twinks on Instagram)

Kissed the ground when I walked in

They’ve started selling the Diet Cokes with Santa Claus on them 🥰

Making a pilgrimage to the Holy Land today (AMC Lincoln Square)

Just found out people are paying $160/month to be a member of “It’s Him”…I’m sick

Oh, you don’t really like turkey? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid???

No cops at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!!!

Me when Tom Turkey made it to Herald Square

Hoda back on my TV…I’ve prayed for days like these

Gonna lose my mind when I see the Labubuloon

Seated for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!!!

Staying in NYC for Thanksgiving slaps

Who am I seeing at 🦅 tonight???

Good morning, stream Audrey Hobert

Death penalty for people who don’t text back

Another year without a Friendsgiving invite even though my cooking fucks

Miley Cyrus stuns for her 33rd birthday.

You’re either watching Ken Burns’s The American Revolution with me or you’re watching Ken Burns’s The American Revolution against me

Husband has been working overtime at the taking ass pics factory all weekend

Hearing reports that W*ck*d 2 is a stinker

Some of y’all aren’t having cute little weekends upstate and it shows

This is where I’m supposed to be in my mid-30s, not the Knockdown Center

Looove to go Upstate

Don’t pmo

Leave Emily Simpson alone!!!

Plurrrrrrrrribus

Growing a mustache, if you even care

Came all the way upstate to scroll on my phone

Do you have any idea how annoying you have to be for me to mute your Instagram notes???

Seeing W*ck*d more than once is attention seeking behavior

Upstate tomorrow!!!!!

New coworkers learning that I get up every 30 minutes to pee

Everything I’ve learned about Matt Rogers has been against my will

Famous for always buying pants that are just a little too short

New job being remote on Mondays cured all of my problems

I lowkey kinda fell off

Paradisco back today?

Stop bringing children to breweries!!!!!!

Gonna start allowing myself one hangover a month as a treat

Talked to someone who graduated college in 2022 last night

Posting whatever dumb party you’re going to in Instagram notes has to be one of my least favorite gay behaviors…nobody cares!!!

Not beating the out past my bedtime allegations

Have been celebrating my $35k salary increase by spending it all

Will the line at Animal be shorter tonight with everyone going to Honey Dijon???

I know it’s just dopamiiiiine

Took me 15 years but I have my husband’s phone # memorized

Can somebody pull me out of the darkroom when they play Dopamine at Horse Meat next month???

there was a time in my life where i found pete annoying but like at least agreed with his platform; in the decade plus since, as i’ve watched him go from “mayor giving a talk in my junior year marketing class” to “national political figure,” i have watched him dilute down his ideals to nothing

I actually love the idea of going to BravoCon