Thank you all for the birthday wishes and kind words. I want to leave you all with something: H-E-B makes an Chocolate OREO Cake. If you've ever wanted to know what it would feel and taste like to die in an avalanche of OREO cookies, get this cake. Let it wash over you. EMBRACE YOUR SUGARY DEMISE.

Pony overcame fear and was so happy 😃

what did harambe do to end up in hell??

Artistic reenactment:

I liked Majerus. He said offense like, "O-fence". That's when you knew he knew ball.

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

but my favorite wrestlers are there you see

I hate that I know who Taylor Frankie Paul is. I hate that I know she is one person and not, in fact, three dudes.

Whichever country man this is, I was not familiar with his game. I will remain unfamiliar with anything about him besides his game, though. However game is game

WARNING: MISCHIEVOUS CROWS

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rip to chuck norris who died at 86 after telling thousands of kids they had aids

Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

Final reminder to anyone who wants to play Bluesky Friends Fantasy Baseball. Draft is Sunday night 8 pm. We're at 6 players right now, if we can get 8 cool. If we get a full 10, even better. Free to play on Yahoo. Come get a little sportsy with us baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/176726/in...

Pigeon milk.

On this, the 30th day of Lent, I gotta agree. 🔥

hear em out

OK, I gotta be honest with you: I've definitely teleported to a Waffle House. 🧇

No, because like...why are y'all still fuckin with this company???

I can’t get over that the last 15 years or so of cultural conversation has litigated “art vs artist” debates to a new level, almost always over dead people. Yet presented with cases like Rowling and WWE where your support is transparently used to fund ongoing evil out come the “I need my stories!”

🌲🌲 EVERGREEN 🌲🌲

This, but the gym locker room debating to go home or go and smash an entire pizza. Also some old man is just hanging dong over by the sinks.

Doctors say that most serious childhood diseases are caused by viruses. A guy who eats dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says they are caused by radiation from 5G cell phone towers. For a busy parent, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Had USA Baseball chosen Ella Langley and "Choosin' Texas" instead of treating a béisbol tournament like Operation Thunderbolt, maybe they would be WBC Champs.

“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.” — Tupac said it years ago… and here we are. The Pentagon is now asking for an additional $200 BILLION for this war. We always find the money for war. But when it comes to housing, healthcare, or feeding people? Suddenly it’s crickets.

Who's in?

Y’all.

Oh, you meant one song. "Crazy Bitch" - Buckcherry I'm giving up the nuclear codes before we even get to the chorus.

Kid Rock Jellyman Three Doors Down Creed Nickelback That Applebee's Song Machine Gun Kelly Jason Aldean M0rgan Wall3n (fuck this guy, in particular) I can go on, but y'all ain't ready for the Post Malone and Junstin Timberman convos yet.

Stock up on your Topo now. JK, it's already too late.

íSUPER EL NIÑO!

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Me and the boys at The Polymarket Bar after six rounds of White Monster studying a full wall of real time data on whether Nick Fuentes will be able to mog the Supreme Leader

Is Chipotle going to be charging for this sauce in the future? I'mma flip out.

Thanks to Cam Rogers on Facebook for articulating exactly the issues around the new animated Firefly that's been announced.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

My entire Venmo feed is bracket payments and basketball emojis. It's kinda fun.

Media Asked To Take Some Of That Can-Do Attitude It Took To Unmask Banksy & Direct It At Epstein Files https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/03/19/media-asked-to-take-some-of-that-can-do-attitude-it-took-to-unmask-banksy-direct-it-at-epstein-files/

If you're in a parking garage and you hear the hypnotic beats of Sophie Ellis-Bextor's "Murder on the Dancefloor", it's me. I am also not sorry.

You know that feeling where you're half dressed and debating to go into work or crawl back in to bed? Is there a name for that? **Halbaufsteh-Zurückkriechschmerz** **Halbschlafentscheidungsgefühl** Someone check my German on those.

Outrageous. Stripping Liam Conejo Ramos and his family of asylum is beyond cruel and indefensible. This decision must be overturned. Shame.

My main Clearsky takeaway (besides being blocked by Ang) is that I was recently added to TWO block lists. • AI Enjoyers (??) • Tech Haters That second may be true. Tech can eat shit.

I know some streets we can start with.

just a thought: no movement should ever depend so completely on the reputation of its chosen figurehead that one of its founders is forced to make a calculation like this on behalf of its survival

The SAVE Act isn't about voter ID, it's about creating barriers to voting — rejecting military IDs, forcing seniors to find their birth certificate or buy a passport. They want to force millions of people to re-register to vote because they think that’s the only way they can win.

Gonna need the Mugshawtys™ update, STAT.

I used to tell my clients to never answer a yes/no question from opposing counsel with anything other than a yes/no because testifying at length can lead to problems. I would still say that if I were practicing law today. Unless my client was Afroman. He can go crazy, man. bsky.app/profile/solo...

Venezuela did something that felt revolutionary in the WBC. They had fun playing baseball.

It’s never been more important for scientists to break out of the ivory tower and engage with the public. I am excited to announce that I’m now booking professional development workshops focusing on public science engagement for summer and fall 2026! #Scicomm 🧪🦑🌎