Buelito's backyard definitely DID NOT have this. We listened to béisbol games on the radio, but same thing. 😅

She found my sunglasses. Luckily that's my cousin because by San Antonio rules, you would normally have to marry the person who tells you about a great burger AND finds your lost property. Old laws.

This place reminds me of my buelito's backyard. You know the vibes.

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

Lost my sunglasses.

I, too, would like to punch AJ in the face.

Let’s start #WorldBeeDay with the most important meme about the disparity between bee conservation efforts. Nearly all bee conservation efforts represent honeybees, a managed agricultural product easy to identify. Fortunately, bumblebees are getting some conservation love nowadays.

terrible. 20 years ago, the internet was full of hobbyist blogs and forums. over time, these have been replaced by paywalled substacks and private discord channels, each a walled garden. google's decision to prioritize AI just makes it less likely people will create free, public info

I also want nothing but bad things for James Harden, but not like this. 😂

Who has some decent Bluetooth speaker recs? Looks like I'll have to replace this one I've been toting around for years.

My bluetooth speaker picked a hell of a week to die. Guess I'll go to the bar after this Rangers game.

one time i was interviewing a few of the guys in postgame about black history month (after the annual bhm game) and jason kidd sauntered by and was like “that was tonight?” — forever clueless. bon voyage, dummy.

I love how much wemby hates chet. HATES HIM.

shohei wembtani

Gotta run back to the hotel before shit gets too lit down here. JK, LOOK FOR ME ON THE NEWS!

Cool thing about San Antonio: Not a SINGLE tv anywhere remindng me of the crappy béisbol team I support.

Found a place to watch the game. Also found tacos. Neither were very hard to find, tbh.

Some dude already mistaked me for Rudy from The Valley.44 Fuck, y'all. I love San Antonio.

The Alamo is close, but so is this thing. I didn't forget. About to go check that mofo out. I hope Phil Collins is there

Kolaches and klobasnik (for the purists) secured. See you soon , San Antonio. 😘

Lost two "Growlers" in an airshow accident. Four chutes, though. I'll let someone smarter than me do the math on how many school lunches that would've bought.

Out of town for the next week, so I don't have any food in the house that's made and I don't want to make a meal because I won't be able to save any leftovers. What's your go-to dinner spot for takeout or a bite when you just want something to eat? May drive back to Dallas for a ChickyCaeasyWrap 🐔

The gif game over here on the Blewski has gotten a lot better lately. The alt text is miles ahead of where it was.

Remember when your favorite, folksy ice cream company DID injure (and kill) people with their ice cream? See, nobody cares.

Never underestimate the desire for a Costco glicky @ 1026am on the Lord's Day.

Who is the guy in the red suit?

Solidarity with the 3,500 LIRR engineers, signalmen, machinists and other railroad workers who walked out on their first strike in 32 years last night. The MTA had every opportunity to bargain in good faith. Now management’s failures are being imposed on riders.

Luke's mustard jacket from the end of "A New Hope".

"For those math nerds"

If San Antonio holds on the Western Conference Finals will start next Monday. I'll be in San Antonio Monday through Thursday. I may have to get myself in that stadium.

The Washington Nationals bravely ask “What if your hot dog was actually fries?”

1L of blood weighs about 2.2lbs (1.06kg). The human body only contains about 4.0-5.5kg of blood. You can do the math on the other stuff.

If y'all know anyone that needs a job, tell 'em to hit me up.

I need to know who this is: youtu.be/885p-EbHfig?...

Me on vacation: "Look, I'm at the Field Museum. ✌️" Also me: *drunk at the Field Museum*

A tale as old as time itself

"You can't put a Black actor in this movie! That's desecrating the story of that long dead author!" Brought to you by the same impressively stupid fuckers who think Jesus is white.

In the best hands 🙂‍↕️ We are proud to welcome Manon Rhéaume - two-time Women’s Worlds gold medalist, Olympic silver medalist, first woman to play in an NHL game AND first woman to sign a professional hockey contract - as our team’s first General Manager! 📰 bit.ly/4ufd2vm

This is Señor Vader. He was found limping on the side of the road with a severely broken elbow, causing constant pain. He needs surgery and an external fixator placed to stabilize the fracture, followed by physical therapy. You can help him below ❤️‍🩹 1510.fan/senorvader-bsd

Happy Rougned Odor Day to all who celebrate! "Rougned Odor punched Jose Bautista on May 15, 2016, during the top of the eighth inning of a Texas Rangers vs. Toronto Blue Jays game at Globe Life Park in Arlington."

This weekend: it's bandanamonium. Say it five times fast. And then show up at any canvass this weekend for a free Claire Valdez for Congress bandana. Not available in stores. clairevaldezforcongress.com/bandana

Eat shit, Iowa! Caitlin Clark will pay for her crimes.

The Fifth Element, the Sixth Gender, the Seventh Seal

A collection of bricks from Texas, most more than 100 years old. In the old days, many small towns had brick factories here. This is one of my own photos, taken in 2018 at a residence in Austin.