im literally linda belcher. im a dark haired loudmouth who bursts into song unpredictably and lives among the raccoons

I baked some cakes.

The final day of 49-consecutive days of football is here!🥲 4:30pm ET — ESPNU Bowling Green (3-8) @ UMass (0-11) 7:30pm ET — ESPN2 WMU (7-4, MAC 6-1) @ EMU (4-7)

An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀

If you are concerned about people swiping books from your little free library and reselling those books, I ask you to go to your local used bookstore and sell a book Okay? Understand? Alright, next question

lol sign worked

Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen

I've rarely seen more accurate genre descriptions. 👀

Page One in Cincinnati: “.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.” #ICE

My favorite DFW meteorologist left and they replaced her with a (seemingly) nice, good looking, young dude AND I HATE IT. Now I can't even watch the damn news before work anymore.

If you are interested in whether Briles has taken responsibility for the failures under his tenure at Baylor, consider that two years ago, during the only time he's been under oath, he lied about basic things like whether he wrote his own memoir: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

This is Teena. She has heard your cotton ball jokes and is not impressed. 12/10 (IG: bichon_punta)

121 days until Opening Day

'Tis the season!

Someone put Kevin on the spot to explain why Briles was so easily available, don’t let him blab about second chances for someone who’s nearly 70, ask him to go on record what about his downfall at Baylor was worth overlooking.

BROTHER HE’S COPYING HIS LOOK NOW LMAO

ENMU has a new motto: “Desperate team, Desperate coach, Desperate measures”

Sam is right. DOGE did exactly what they wanted it to do- hurt poor people, destroyed faith in government, enriched Elon.

Such a shame she missed the first generation of Bluesky dot com. This is absolutely somebody who would be a Bluesky elder, telling people 'uh, sweaty, this isn't the hellsite - we caption pictures here' then everyone's like 'YOU TRIED TO MURDER SOMEBODY FOR SLENDERMAN'.

A Wisconsin woman who stabbed her friend more than a dozen times in 2014 to impress a shadowy fictional character named Slender Man was taken into custody late Sunday, a day after she left a group home where she had been staying.

It got better

Bad sports afternoon thus far.

Nate Burleson's suit is weird. He can pull it off, though.

😢

The Observer always looking out for me. www.dallasobserver.com/food-drink/b...

Since some of yinz ain't got Spotify. youtu.be/cPkXeWww0U8?...

This first 35-40s of Al Green's "Love and Happiness" is, maybe, my favorite opening of any song. Give it a listen. open.spotify.com/track/6SMHgP...

Pablo Torre (@pablo.show) has been absolutely killing it lately.

………………….welp. (feat. @kentremendous.bsky.social @jessicasmetana.bsky.social) youtu.be/fxxs5P9_lyc?...

Arizona State's Online M.S. in Biomimicry

I often wonder who people are talking to at 615am when we're all driving to work. Please, never call me before the sun comes up. You know what? Just don't call me.

It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.

Like we needed ANOTHER reason to hate the Chiefs.

The Big 12 has 6 teams still in contention for the conference title game, but BYU and Texas Tech could clinch spots this weekend if things fall right:

Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE. Here’s how to use them:

Elon Musk has made an entire life out of choosing the wire monkey in the cage and then screaming at everyone that it's actually better than the soft monkey and it loves him more.

effortlessly achieving levels of family courtfulness as yet unseen in man or beast

We did it, y'all!

Man, I saw this dude at the Brooklyn Bowl for a Rainbow Kitten Surprise show last winter.

That fragile, man-baby said, "SNIZZ."

Stay off the 183 westbound express lane in Irving

Legal weed, free college, AND amazing green chili? New Mexico looking kinda nice, y'all.

Michael Crichton researching dinosaur behavior and genetic engineering versus Michael Crichton researching whether Costa Rica has an air force

In some other good news: CHV5

Adobe signature sure sends a lot of fuckin' emails. Oh, but I get to go to San Antonio for a conference. Gonna eat like a king on my tiny per diem.

one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.