A tactic used by cops forever

My boss frequently replies to emails and teams messages with my whole name and that is wildly unsettling. My name is short. It works. I like it. Use the whole three-syllable one and I can't take it. Say it with a Spanish accent and I may run away because that's when I knew I done f*cked up.

call them the houston dmts the way aaron rodgers is taking all of these hits

It was innovative how they managed to make black people supporting characters in a movie about black revolutionaries.

If I was in charge we would transfer the entire police budget to the public library system

72 days until Opening Day

Pat MaCondos is gonna be a Duck?

Everybody have a good weekend? Anybody crash out?

4th and 11 Shoulda run the TushPush™

Indiana did NOT come here to mess around.

For your halftime viewing, may I suggest Sonia Citron vs Paige Bueckers (Hive v Breeze) in some Unrivaled™ action? 🏀⛹🏼‍♀️⛹🏻‍♀️

Sure Republicans have declared war and are killing Americans but Kamala Harris had that laugh.

Running sucks, but if I get to wear these jawns, I'm in. Drippy 🤩

Look, I don't know, but this slowly-reproducing and highly endangered species just had twins in the wild. Dian Fossey thought mountain gorillas would be extinct by 2000. So there's that. 🧪 www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...

"I will not be f*cking gaslit by these people. I will not calm down the rhetoric and tone it down....Jonathan Ross murdered her." @timmiller.bsky.social on the new footage of the Renee Good shooting:

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

MAKE IT SO

We doing Ticketstonk this year or nah?

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

the best antidote to blackpilling is remembering that every video you see of an ICE thug abusing their power was recorded by an American who volunteered to put themselves in harm's way for the sake of people they've likely never met and never will

Remember when the Green New Deal proposed a well-paying federal jobs program for people to do something useful instead of ... this ... and all but like six people among America's most serious people scoffed at it?

An Uber driver is harassed by border patrol while waiting for his passenger. “You guys just murdered somebody in cold blood.” “If I leave, I’m afraid you mutherfuckers just might shoot me”—Uber driver to CBP. 👉🏻Always livestream your ICE encounters.👈🏻 #Pinks #ProudBlue #Minnesota #FuckCBP #FuckICE

Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard

We're only 9 days in to 2026.

One side wants to protect their neighbors from violent masked thugs. The other wants to shoot you in the face for doing that. Both sides are valid and must figure out how to enjoy each other

We need leaders who will live to see the future they create.

WATCH — @jonfavs.bsky.social : “Who the f*ck cares if she was an activist or not? That doesn’t mean you get SHOT… They don’t think we live in a country of laws anymore. They think power is the only thing that matters.”

Least surprising thing I’ll read all day.

the tigers filing at $19m for skubal is just insanity. it would have been easy to give him an offer that at least recognizes and rewards his contributions. instead they filed a lowball number and will trash his performance in an arb hearing. what are we doing here?

As an American and as a mother, I am devastated by the murder of Renee Nichole Good. From NY to Minneapolis, none of us is safe from the brutality of ICE. Our communities deserve safety, peace, and freedom from state-sanctioned violence and we will not stop fighting until we have it. Abolish ICE.

"This is JD Vance being a fucking prick... it's all a performative political position that he's doing," Tim Miller says of Vance's comments on the Minneapolis shooting. "[It's] fucking appalling and despicable, and that's just what we've come to expect from our vice president."

I cannot stress enough that you should not do this.

The iced coffee I'm trying to get, but those cowards at Starbucks won't hook it up.

These people will fire and deport you for insufficiently glazing Charlie Kirk but openly celebrate killings against perceived ideological enemies.

Hey militia bros…THEY ARE TREADING ON US THIS IS YOUR MOMENT

What that's going to look like, just less chiseled and more chopped:

This some real "Ted Cruz-like" behavior, right here.

Relevant

Mister Clark transfers to Purdue, the DB was at FIU

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/

It appears ICE murdered someone in cold blood today and their plan is — per usual — to create a fog of lies so the killer does not face justice. We simply can't let that happen. The shooter has to be arrested and so does Bovino. They can't just kill people on the street.

Our first ad of 2026! Because politics stuck in 2006 won't meet the moment. It's time to stand up to ICE, white supremacists, and the billionaire oligarchy.

Buc-ee's got solid gummy bears. The chamoy ones, specifically.

Still true today even though I meant to send it yesterday.

I got a burrito in Dublin two years ago and it included instructions on how to eat the burrito in case Irish people were unfamiliar with the concept. (Burrito was fine tbh, 7/10)