It's berry season and you have the tiniest friends. These critically endangered babies are Egyptian tortoises that hatched on July 4 and 6, 2026. Currently, our Egyptian tortoises are living behind the scenes in a warm and cozy habitat with lots of attention from their dedicated animal keepers.

“Is it supposed to be this hot?” She finds herself asking while living on the only habitable planet in the solar system

Update: We have a food epidemiologist @bugcounter on deck for the next ::monster truck announcer voice:: Cyclospora Livestream 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS Coming at you Friday Friday Friday 5:30pm Eastern on my YouTube channel, Farm to Taber!

i don't think much of our current crop of edgelords i'll tell ya that for free. lenny bruce did HARD TIME for his edginess. these kids all have 'marilyn manson going door to door trying to shock people' energy. no that's mean i'm sure each one was the most twisted sicko in his entire summer camp

Astrophysicist Jocelyn Bell Burnell was born #OTD in 1943. As a Cambridge grad student in 1967, she discovered an entirely new type of celestial object: Pulsars! In 1974 the Nobel was given to her advisor; she was left off. 🧪 👩‍🔬 🔭 Photo: National Science & Media Museum

The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.

This is about as "in my wheelhouse" as you can get. stereogum.com/2505236/mich...

WTF is BZZR?

America Elected Trump And All It Got Was War, Inflation, Murders In The Streets, And Explosive Diarrhea. www.wonkette.com/p/america-el... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Good work, buddies

Man next to me on this red eye flight is watching Four Weddings and a Funeral with his phone set to "Surface of the Sun" brightness. Football is not coming home.

Alright, since someone was talking about artists going back on the road, here is my pick for an autumn concert trip. No TX dates, so it looks like I'll be back on the road to see an all-time boyhood crush. 😍 youtu.be/JkNcPLxVFGg?...

Morning tornadoes always freak me out a bit. The sun isn't fully up, the sky is pretty dark, and sometimes people just aren't as weather aware as they are in the afternoon. Forty years ago, on a sleepy Saturday morning around 7:30a, an EF3 tornado tore through Sweetwater, TX. Absolutely terrifying.

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

A Blue Morpho butterfly known for its brilliant, iridescent blue wings and dark, spotted borders. The intense blue color doesn't come from pigment, but from the microscopic structure of the wing scales that reflect light. Mindo, Ecuador #ButterflyWeek #BugSky #BlueTue #ColorADay

people angry about a movie based on a 2800-year-old poem should be forced to go to war for ten years and then take another ten to get home

Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell

Took me a while to find this, but it's clear that they're still utilizing these long-ingrained & specifically trained Border Patrol tactics of surrounding vehicles like they did Renee Good's in Minnesota & now Joan Sebastian Guerrero's in Maine —regardless of whether the person is a target.

I don’t need any notifications from you right now Taco Bell

Jerry Jones gonna rip the curtains down if this mofo goes to PKs. "Take that, Embappy." - Jerrah

Rep. Yassamin Ansari: "The president's paramilitary secret police force continues to roam American streets and murder people in broad daylight in cold blood…It is not a mistake. ICE agents are completely out of control, and that is on purpose. That is their mission."

Someone got burned up by the truth.

The news should be covering ICE like a serial killer on the loose

3 days of 8 hour workdays is 24 hours

Take life's small victories when you can get them. Here's one for today: Texas has seen a 25% drop in extreme or exceptional drought since April. While summer isn't near over, this is a great place to be mid-July.

Prices aside, some toasty raviolis* would probably get me into a McDonald's. *despite my ongoing boycott of ANYTHING St. Louis

Morning Update: Will Ferrell still sucks

I don't know why we had to wait until a quarter final to see a yellow card for flopping, but when you add that to the drunken, Irish knee collapse - pretty not bad end to a weekend.

No shit. Baseball fans don’t like it when a network showing an MLB event treats the sport like a joke, who could have known?

I swear, if these Aggy dweebs ruin the grape like they did the jalapeño

Oh, you don't know NIST? Get to know NIST.

No, this seems fine www.wsj.com/opinion/why-...

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I got some new boots and now I've tripped going up the stairs TWICE and keep stumbling on the carpet here. These Timbs are gonna kill me.

this is “pete hegseth wants an all-white military”

I hate all the sports All-Star games. I do like the Harlem Globetrotters, though.

call it mortalitymaxxing, the trend of the summer

“.. Bloomberg data, which does not capture ships who have turned off their transponders, has declined but not fallen to zero.” - JPM desk

Will Waffle House put a candle on my waffle? I feel like celebratin' 🧇

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

Live your life in such a way that people aren't getting out of bed to shitpost about your death at 2am

They come in threes. Plan accordingly.

I think the nepo baby oyster man with the Nazi tat that does "lite rape" may ackshually be the unforgiving, elitist, there, Anne. Y'all really love your shit white men.

Spain woulda put FORTY GOALS on the good ol' USA. #SoccerTweet

Pausa de Hidratación #AEW #WrestleSky 🤼