Keep that MF thang on me

AI staging is the worst thing to hit the real estate industry In the past 18 years.

Regret to inform that AI alexa comments on the food you set timers for. “Garlic bread timer! That sounds yummy!” Working overtime to get itself recycled.

I made an app. play.google.com/store/apps/d... Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby. I hope it's useful for someone. Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple github.com/yjeanrenaud/... It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

Onigiri with the little plastic press are a top tier way to get kids to eat. Exactly the right level of participation.

Looking for an apartment and AI staging is a plague. Showing the same weirdly smooth bed in every room just makes actually looking at it more necessary.

The drone shots on this year’s olympics are great. Beautiful trailing shots of 80 mph downhill runs.

It’s absolutely sending me that we can blame video game micro transactions on Jeffery Epstein. www.thegamer.com/jeffrey-epst...

Scavenger’s Reign (2023)

Better Gadsen too.

Kong: Skull Island (2017)

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Eric Adams no! That was for fighting antisemitism Eric!

You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern. Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?

Lord of Light — Jack Kirby, 1978

Pittsburgh brand cream cheese

Abandoned house staged with AI. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

Everyone is mad about that one article but I clicked it, saw they shake you down for an email, and bounced. I know you all did the same thing and you’re just yelling about what you think it said.

very grimly ironic that our government run by podcasters sucks at true crime

They built VR Doom for rats. ratsplaydoom.com

I have a silver family plan. It costs more than my rent. I live in NYC.

reminded of this classic from the GOAT @bransonreese.bsky.social

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

I think a lot of bernard brothers want the freak out about Mamdani to be ideological but I think it’s 80% plain islamophobia.

If you live in New York, to some degree you need to cheer for the big skyscrapers. You do not however, need to give it up for the cheesegrater at 432 Park.

making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong

13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’

Lots of those Hitlers stretch back to the early 1800s. Also, one of those Hitlers gave us an incredible rap name www.circlevilleherald.com/news/hitlers...

Just saw a webform with a checkbox that reads “is useful”. You’re meant to uncheck the box if the form you’re filling out isn’t useful.

The Combat, 1939, by Leslie Gilbert Illingworth (1902–1979).

Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984

Biblically accurate woke games development.

Got a treat.

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

People try to say that the MtG Spider Man set was prefigured to be bad, but think about it. We could be skullclamping Uncle Ben.

Just saw a listing for a 3 bedroom in NYC. The bedrooms were still in use in the photos. The uses? Bedroom, office with 3 walls of gundams, and finally 3d printer/spray station/guest bed covered with gundam boxes.

You should just be excited if someone you like decides to spend their time here. It’s nice. Warm welcomes help it happen.

Did an interview with a boutiquey social network company but I’m pretty sure they were just doing it to engagement farm

ICE is getting used as an eviction squad for Wells Fargo.

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

the vibes in dc this trip vs my book tour stop here 6 weeks ago are like night and day man. there are so few people on the streets! they want to turn this vibrant, special city into a gated community where merely walking on city streets is probable cause. they want to turn your city into a suburb

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

It was pointed out to me that this color, unnatural as it is, is not even the color of Baja Blast.

New in PN: Dems need get serious about DC statehood. For real. "Republicans act like DC residents need to earn their political rights, something they supposedly have not yet done. But consider this: If DC were populated by white Republicans, would it have statehood by now? We all know the answer."

Copilot when I try to make a fun little toy app: hey buddy let me do that for you what do you mean you’re just trying to practice Copilot when I’m trying to do paid work: Have you tried licking the fork before putting it in the socket?

Infinite Jest is considered a “performative” work but it was a genius tract 30 years before its time. We’re all watching The Tape, and just because you know you are doesn’t fix it if all you do is watch it and tell yourself you’re smarter