oh wow that was like a decade ago

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

ACAB includes Scruff McGruff

"live laugh love" picture frame but it's my laparoscopy photos

Is there a bi of hormuz

When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

leland palmer in the black lodge

I like that Trump will say some garbled sentence like, “The war against the very bad, no class Agrabah is now over until soon and with tears in her eyes, Bianca Jagger thanked me in Studio 54” and serious people act as if he had some sort of coherent thought that he’ll remember tomorrow

markwayne mullin

I do not harbor any "back to the land" fantasies because I understand that one thousand generations of my ancestors would have given everything they had for my indoor reading and writing job.

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

love the latanoprost eyelashes Blizzard gave the Haranir

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

My information consumption is now 1/4 YouTube video essays, 1/4 mahou shoujo anime, 1/4 Krebs On Security, and 1/4 memes on Bluesky. The opportunity cost of anything else is far too high, and rising daily.

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

the Gen Z guys are already hard at work on the moustaches

you can also use a Bombchu on it to access a secret stash of hotel shampoo

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

imagine being a history buff and getting this random tattoo on your chest that you look at every day in the mirror and then when you watch history documentaries for the next 20 years you never notice that all the nazi uniforms had your chest tattoo on their hats?

hate that I have to keep reminding myself that Kalshi is not to be confused with Kashi, the bad-tasting cereal company

Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories. Men: What a scary time for men this is.

Oh myyy! 😅

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

this is basically the plot of Serial Experiments Lain (minus Evil Anime Steve Jobs) arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

JD Vance is young enough to have been the kid screaming the N word at you on a multiplayer FPS server

The best case for DEI, merit-based hiring, science, empirical evidence, and functioning brains is being made right now by a regime that is showing us what it’s like to operate without those things.

it's so unfortunate that tuna build up mercury in their tissues, because their tissues are delicious

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

oh yeah well I asked PKUNZIP and it told us not to bomb the Middle East

mad at wire mother (dell work laptop). missing cloth mother (mac mini)

Mass extinction? The planet destroyed? That's how you get your gated forever community. It's a genocide theology. It's an apocalypse cult. It sold a billion copies of a book series called Left Behind. It's running our government.

once again pointing to ta-nehisi coates's assertion that the trump era is backlash to a black man being voted president, and that everything that trump's white supremacist admin does is an attempt to make a mockery of the presidency itself so as to diminish the accomplishments of black people

Hanging a banner of Charlie Kirk with a banner of Booker T. Washington is obscene and disgusting in itself. That it’s hanging there at all makes a mockery of the whole notion of education.

The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

rough day for anyone who believes in the sanctity of human life

Boomers: Millennials, only you can save mother earth Millennials: omg we will do it, we will save her Boomers: no

among everything else the military should revolt against Trump and Hegseth because they're asking them to die for mid-aughts internet cringe

Polymarket delenda est

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

somebody should have informed me sooner that the lvl 80 boost that comes with the preorder raises all the original TWW factions up to max procrastination paid off and now the renown mounts are mine

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

Western PA... gosh, I don't know.

"RED! Now is not the time to use that!"