Bari Weiss? isn't that the jellyfish boss from the fish intestine dungeon in Ocarina of Time?

wut?

my husband doesn't play or in fact really like WoW but he loves Khadgar

Will CBS also have a program that investigates why men who are 24-35 years old are considered boys, but girls who are 12-legal age are considered young women? Maybe it's all about accountability.

If you slept on DJT’s monologue to the nation yesterday, here’s the short version.

One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters

OH NO THE FILES ARE EVEN WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT

I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism

Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.

weird push to get us all to be mad about disability accommodations lately. smells like eugenics

that's how the Honmoon works

oh my god

To be fair, a good percentage of MAGA Republicans believe Genitalia is an Italian airline.

BREAKING: Emperor Gestahl's court mage Kefka ranted and raved about the state of the Gestahlian Empire in a deranged press conference "ONE YEAR AGO THE EMPIRE WAS DEAD. TOTALLY ANNIHILATED. NOW WE ARE HOT. THE HOTTEST WE'VE EVER BEEN. PRICES ARE WAY DOWN ALL THANKS TO ME ERADICATING ALL THE DOMANS"

The headlines these days are like: DHS Announces Swastika as New Logo Trump Caught in Cabinet meeting with Pants Down CDC Announces Free Measles Injections for Children War with Random Country Imminent for No Reason President Pardons Pedophiles and Insurrectionists

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

"you can't make the subject of the email 'so i herd u liek mokutil'" vs. "yes you can (and probably should)"

it's never not funny to refer to men as "you people"

there's a whole genre of person that thinks Tokyo Mew Mew was a documentary

The classic move: public opinion is some neutral legitimate thing, but the public opinion of women is a biased, illegitimate thing. Women can never exist within the polity! Only the neutral public can exist... which is actually the public devoid of women, and only of men. Neat!

...wait that's Tomi Lahren now?

I think by this litmus test, Kakashi is the only actual ninja in Naruto

it's like I keep saying, if a man's testicle started spontaneously bleeding no one would be expecting him to do shit

We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes

I'd be more inclined to hear a talk by CrowdStrike about "We made Protobuf faster by using unsafe memory operations and trusting the caller" if they hadn't caused a global computer outage by using unsafe memory operations and trusting the caller. youtu.be/eWZ8pNMpqcU?...

It is incredible how many people on the right in their 30s somehow look 62.

Garfield the cat hates Mondays. Suda 51 has made several games where the moon is symbolic of evil or rot. Monday is a corruption of Moon Day. In this essay I will use these unassailable facts to prove the beloved Japanese game designer IS in fact the same person as funny pages mainstay Garfield.

welcome to Dysautonomia Club, the first rule of Dysautonomia Club is *falls over*

is this how POC feel when they watch old racist documentaries

twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you

We should bring back scrolls, books are great but scrolls would be cool

zelda games are better the more haunted they feel

Sira: "We Have A Target For You In This Area" "it's... a bird? it has some kind of disease? surely we can just--" Sira: "Do Not Get Fresh With Me Champion"

Men will question everything a woman with degrees and expertise has but accept what ChatGPT says with no question

periodic reminder that the crusade against MSG was just racism and it is actually just magical science salt that gets you More Yummy for Less Sodium

The only Sora that Disney should be investing in

In many ways, the modern conservative movement has always been a reaction against the actually existing United States. Paeans to the “Founding Fathers” or “tradition” are just a rejection of America as it presently exists in the modern world.

*ME LEARNING A META ACHIEVEMENT HAS SOMETHING I WANT* I SUDDENLY HAVE AN OPINION ON THE DIFFICULTY OF META ACHIEVEMENTS

These people are just obsessed with the idea of cuckoldry, which says a lot about what kind of porn they are ashamed of watching (but do, regardless)

This opinion appeals to Musk because it treats women and children as objects without autonomy, which appeals to subhuman techbros in his crowd.

The real question we should be asking ourselves is this: why was Jeffery Epstein using "iTunes" in his email address, especially since it was a GMAIL address??

i know absolutely nothing about final fantasy, but i REALLY wanna play as one of those tiny people in FFXIV the falafels or whatever they're called

it has perhaps never been more time for The Animaniacs

Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.

Oh, just a typo I found in the closed captioning of the day job project I’m working on.

Race on down to River Side Casino for a couple late night hard boiled eggs.