So much dumb ai shit on this platform

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

For those of you posting this Free Speech Guy meme, you’re on Bluesky shouting into the void. If you want to be free speech guy, put on some pants and go to your local city council meeting.

astrology is cool cuz i can tell someone my sign(s) and then they say some vague shit like how it does or does not make sense and then i say "okay" and then i never learn what they mean by that

Remember when Baby Gronk rizzed up Livy Dunne? yea, that was five years ago

I could design a dog way better than any of the current dogs, like all new parts, total upgrade. cats on the other hand...

for a philly cheesesteak i recommend the cheese that looks like me (white american), but if you dont identify with being a white american, feel free to try something that represents you like swiss or mexican or cheese wiz (which i assume is short for cheese wizard)

Wearing my “I met frieza she’s woman” tshirt

Ending this operation is not enough. We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

Taking valentines applications, please post your stance on me serving you breakfast in bed and how forgiving you'd be if i accidentally spilled it all over you like the dumb clutz i am

Thinking about how i have an ex that was totally cuck but wouldnt admit it lmao

Game shows are a pyrimid scheme, they get all the money from the dumb people that dont win being on and pay the big winners

You better stat believing in Chinese, pal, youre in one

I went to the little bitch convention and no one there knew you because youre too much of a little bitch for the little bitch convention. And don't ask me why I was at the little bitch convention

Pam Bondi acting like a child up there, no wonder Republicans like her

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

Lieu plays Bondi the infamous clip of Trump & Epstein partying together & asks her if there were underaged girls at any party the two attended "This is so ridiculous," Bondi says. "There's no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime" "I believe you just lied under oath," Lieu replies

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

god sends his spilliest coffees to his clumsiest soldiers

JK Rowling's genocidal transphobia is, at press time, extremely low-salience for the general public. Harry Potter remains popular, even in settings like queer-led classrooms in major woke population centers, because the salience is low. Figuring out how to raise that salience will be a vital task.

🤞sent in an adoption application for a cat 🤞

if magic he gathering ever makes a Mario secret lair, they're not gonna make Luigi green and people are gonna be pissed about it.

Help, Discord is asking me to verify my age by making me answer this???

If i have a demon inside me do not exercise

i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet

If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, then why do they all lead to Rome?

"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)" I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer. It's not actually about the kids.

Me staying home, yearning, instead of going to the gym: Never skip heart day

I 'ope 'u're 'ackin' 'otes 'Cause i 'ure as 'ell ai'nt'nt

epstein 🤝 kirk dying and creating a new golden age of psychic damage online

ps2 character face

Chat, am i face blind?

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

Ok i make a signal, you nerds. Lmk if you wanna add me or whatever

Haha cool man you have the same face tattoo as a convicted rapist

ok, ill bite. wtf is signal?

if ur a computer this must be sooo soothing

good morning its a beautiful new day in coastal america

Im fed up with this wurld

Listen here, little miss beanie baby eyes

Tweezers are a tool for perverts