if you give a mouse a cookie

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

chat i fucking cant 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Aaaand the cases got dismissed already lmao. Waste of time tbh

i think if you have a juicy enough tale therapists should give you the session for free because let's be real they love that shit and ought to be paying you for the experience

gotta be one of my favorite genders of all time

Yo why don't we give dogs houses anymore

Protip: Games that use generative A.I. for its "artwork" is allowed to be pirated because the devs are ok with taking other people's work without compensating them.

I have jury duty

i welcome our q-tip overlords

no idea

Magic: The Gathering World Championship 2025

They get off to violating the consent of others. Not more complicated than that.

this has become a very important video to me

Sometimes i make up people in my head that are concerned about me

I hope everrryyybodly out there has a happy fuckiiiiiin hol8mbdays er whateber

joining the war on war on the side of war

Cats speak french dogs speak spanish

Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym

The guy who invented it went on to invent a precise medicine dispensing system that Coke used to make the Coke Freestyle, so he did in fact end up creating one of the great inventions of our era

i’ll never miss an opportunity to share one of my favorite little youtube’s youtu.be/p8W5GCnqT_M?...

Ai really is gonna corner the 'its just two things mashed together' t-shirt market, huh?

one of my fav vids I've done in a while! About the surreal and vaguely evil children's book, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas youtu.be/JNhuqRbahBY?...

I bought this before Jared went crazy

how do i stop being an old soul?

Listened to too many podcasts now im evil

would you guys still love me if spotify thought i was 72 years old? 🥺

PSA: Throw out your Thanksgiving leftovers. Today was the last safe day of eating. After tonight, you're courting food poisoning.

Coming out of my cage And I'm doing not great I was just in a cage (I was just in a cage)

decided i'm going to make a trillion dollars tomorrow

If ya aint playin red, ya aint playin real magic

Fuckin' gosh dang Humies

do you guys think watching youtube at 3x speed while being 4 whitclaws deep is weird?

buyiing xmax gifts for myself :3

The alcohol makes me do online shopping

eating my bowl of spaghetti from behind

I dont wanna be like one of those 'everything is dark souls/elden ring' but like look at this...

have you seen this

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Im normal and can be trusted with love and affection.

Idk how i, someone thats literally bad at everything, can recognize how terrible this whole AI thing obviously is, meanwhile CEOs and shit are just fumbling their way through it. Fucking bubble inflation fetishists

"It looks like" is the bane of our society

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes virgins

Theres new shit every day

Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved. Don't look up!